Adult website offer Meghan Markle a job following split from Royal Family
Earlier this month, Prince Harry and wife Meghan Markle released a statement revealing their desire to step down as Senior Royals. The decision comes after the Duke and Duchess of Sussex expressed their wish to spent more time in North America focus on the "next chapter" in their lives.
Their full statement read:
"After many months of reflection and internal discussions, we have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to carve out a progressive new role within this institution.
"We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen.
"It is with your encouragement, particularly over the last few years, that we feel prepared to make this adjustment."
"We now plan to balance our time between the United Kingdom and North America, continuing to honour our duty to the Queen, the Commonwealth and our patronages.
"This geographic balance will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity.
"We look forward to sharing the full details of this exciting next step in due course, as we continue to collaborate with Her Majesty The Queen, the Prince of Wales, the Duke of Cambridge and all relevant parties.
"Until then, please accept our deepest thanks for your continued support."
Following the news, Piers Morgan branded the Duke and Duchess of Sussex 'spoiled brats':
But rather than spending more time at home raising their son or focusing on charitable endeavors, the Vice President of adult website YouPorn, Charlie Hughes, has offered Markle another option.
As per the Metro, Hughes wrote in an open letter:
"At YouPorn we are always looking for ways to give back, but face the challenge of judgement from companies and organisations that do not accept funding from our industry.
"You have proven to be someone that comes up with creative solutions and interesting ways to help make the world a better place, even in the face of outdated policies and ways of thinking. For this reason, you are a perfect fit for the position!
"At YouPorn, we have been following the news of MEGXIT closely and we applaud your efforts to create your own life outside of the royal palace.
"We know you will have lots of well-deserved interesting opportunities presented to you but we would like to offer you the unique position of Director of Special Initiatives to aid with YouPorn’s philanthropic endeavours.
"We look forward to hearing back from you and having you join our YouPorn family."
This resurfaced video has recently gone viral, with fans saying "this is the sort of person Meghan is":
Sadly, Hughes did not reveal the annual salary for the role.
So, will Meghan take them up on the offer and create a strategy for philanthropic and sustainable efforts across the whole company? Something tells me she'll probably just stick to voiceovers at Disney.