One of Donald Trump’s many biographers has made a startling claim about the President's alleged sex life with his wife, Melania Trump.

Somewhat surprisingly, author Michael Wolff alleges that the octogenarian POTUS has not had sex in years and does not even share a bedroom with his wife.

During the latest episode of the Inside Trump's Head podcast, Wolff revealed that despite being one of the most powerful people in the world, the 47th US president, who has been accused of sexual misconduct 28 times since 1970, is regarded as “post-sexual”.

Explaining Trump’s rather solitary lifestyle, the author claimed: "He is in this White House... this totally alone figure without any kind of... basic warmth.

"Even the people who are... the familiar faces are familiar only on a professional basis."

Things were different the first time around

Reportedly, things were slightly different during his first administration, as “he had Hope Hicks, who really tended to him. And now he has this woman, Natalie Harp," Wolff claims.

Hicks was Trump’s glamorous long-term aide, working as both White House Communications Director and as a counselor to the president during his first administration.

However, in a move that shocked the president, she testified for the prosecution against Trump during his hush money criminal trial in 2024, testifying that he wanted his alleged affairs with adult actress Stormy Daniels and Playboy model Karen McDougal covered up.

Since the trial, Trump allegedly "functions essentially... like an old-time monarch, you know. Who has... married someone for political reasons... as was done. And there was really no pretense of a... domestic life, and then he's tended to by factotums," according to Wolff.

The President and First Lady do not even share a bedroom

According to the author, First Lady Melania Trump, who is 24 years her husband’s junior, apparently resides in a separate bedroom.

Supporting this sentiment, Wolff’s co-host on the podcast, Joanna Coles, claimed: “Melania makes clear in her movie, which is about the 20 days and the run up to the inauguration: when you get to the inauguration, the one evening you think that a newly inaugurated president might want to have sex with his wife, she makes it very clear that they're going in completely separate directions at the end of the evening."

Allegedly, the couple sleeps in entirely separate sections of the White House, with Trump sleeping in the President's Bedroom on the second floor, while Melania occupies a separate private suite on the third floor.

Wolff also claimed: "Natalie Harp, you know, has become - as Hope Hicks was - this kind of curious person in his life. We don't really understand that relationship.

"She appears to be hopelessly in love with him, and we've seen a series of... cringeworthy letters that she has written him."

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In 2006, Donald Trump allegedly had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, just months after his third wife, Melania, gave birth to Barron. And today the man is president, restoring honor and dignity to the White House! It's nice to have a commander-in-chief with some family values. How many marriages did Barack Obama have? One. And how many porn stars allegedly hooked up with Obama? Zero. Sad! What a loser.

Anyway, why is this alleged affair news? If it can be proven that the Trump campaign paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 in hush money, then he broke campaign finance laws, and yes, I know that is super boring. The soporific legal details are overshadowed by the salacious claims. On 60 Minutes, Daniels said that Trump didn't use a condom, she spanked him with a magazine, and a menacing goon in a parking lot threatened her not to go public with the affair, or else.

However, there are some questions Stormy didn't answer on 60 Minutes. For example, what does Donald Trump's penis look? If that query's been on your mind, good news! In her upcoming memoir, Full Disclosure, she gives a vivid description of The Donald's little donald. The Guardian obtained an excerpt, and one passage has gone viral. Daniels describes Trump's dong as "smaller than average," but "not freakishly small," then compares it to a Mario Kart character.

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion."

Like the great writer Virginia Woolf, Daniels truly has a way with words. Except instead of writing pioneering essays about womanhood, and groundbreaking stream-of-conscious novels, she described Donald Trump's penis. The "mushroom character in Mario Kart," of course, refers to Toad. Toad appeared in every Mario video game since the beginning, so generations of fans were absolutely horrified to see why Mario Kart was trending on Twitter. Here are the best reactions.

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Sorry to say, but that last response, with Toad "hat-less," should not be considered canon. The image is from the late 80's / early 90's Super Mario Super Show. Earlier this year, Nintendo confirmed that Toad's mushroom is not a hat, but actually part of his head. He is not "mushroom-hatted," but "mushroom-headed." And yes, knowing this fact will make you irresistible to everyone at the bar.

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Nintendo and Donald Trump have not responded to this breaking news, and hopefully it stays that way, so we don't have to think about it anymore. Playing Mario Kart will never be the same. Apologize to Toad, Stormy! He doesn't deserve this!

There probably hasn't been a president in the history of the US whose sexual life has been more speculated about than Donald Trump. Even Bill Clinton, who almost committed perjury over his affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky between 1995-1996, hasn't provoked as much controversy with his dalliances as the Trumpster has. This is hardly surprising, considering that Donald Trump has often cultivated an image of himself as something of a playboy, and a number of statements he has made in the past - as well as his more questionable conduct during the Miss Universe beauty pageants - have led some of his detractors to accuse him of non-consensual sexual acts; accusations which seemed to bear more weight after the infamous leak of the Billy Bush recordings, in which Trump claimed that his celebrity status gave him the right to "grab them by the p*ssy." But now, a shocking new account from a former playboy model seems to accuse the president of doing a lot more than just grabbing. According to the testimony of  Karen McDougal, 'Playmate of the Year' in 1998, she and Trump had a clandestine affair back in 2006 after meeting at a pool party thrown by the late Hugh Hefner.  At the time of their first encounter, Trump had already been married to First Lady Melania for two years. What's even more scandalous is that Trump's staff has apparently gone to great lengths to bury the story. McDougal claims that her sexual encounters with Trump were entirely consensual, but the Trump spin team's efforts to keep the story out of the press are somewhat suspicious. Writing for the New Yorker, investigative journalist Ronan Farrow learned that McDougal has been made to sign a non-disclosure agreement, which prevented her from discussing the details of the affair. American Media, Inc., publisher of National Enquirer, paid $150,000 for the McDougal story. Yet the story never materialized. It is thought that AMI, working in co-operation with Trump, intentionally bought exclusive rights to the story specifically so that they could neglect to write it: a tabloid practice known in the industry as "catch and kill." McDougal has since stated that she has been terrified of revealing the details of the affair for fear of legal reprisal, and regrets signing the contract, stating: "It took my rights away ... At this point I feel I can’t talk about anything without getting into trouble, because I don’t know what I’m allowed to talk about. I’m afraid to even mention his name." The White House has allegedly denied the possibility of a past affair between the president and McDougal, and a spokesperson told Farrow that "This is an old story that is just more fake news. The President says he never had a relationship with McDougal." This incident has occurred not long after another alleged extramarital affair between the president and a third party leaked to the press. In January the Wall Street Journal reported that Trump's attorney had apparently paid pornographic actress Stormy Daniels (real name Stephanie Clifford), to buy her silence about another affair conducted in 2006. However, this week Trump attorney Roger Cohen acknowledged that he himself had paid Ms Clifford the fee, stating: "In a private transaction in 2016, I used my own personal funds to facilitate a payment of $130,000 to Ms. Stephanie Clifford ... Neither the Trump Organisation nor the Trump campaign was a party to the transaction with Ms. Clifford, and neither reimbursed me for the payment, either directly or indirectly.” We still do not know whether or not McDougal is telling the truth, but this isn't the first time that we've been given a candid look at the president's administration. Check out these 11 astonishing claims from the shocking exposé of Trump's first term in office.

Of all the demographics of people that Donald Trump has managed to offend during his time in office, women have to be the biggest one. He's tried very hard to tick off LGBTQ folks and people of color but - after being accused of assault by 20 women, outed as a philanderer by a porn star and a Playboy model, and exposed as a misogynist after his "grab them by the p***y" comments came to light - the president has truly excelled in his alienation and objectification of women. Most of these things were known about before Trump even announced that he was running for office, but, more recently, new allegations about affairs he's had while married to Melania have made the press. And, understandably, the first lady has seemed a little more distant from her husband than usual in the past few weeks. But allegedly she isn't the first wife that The Donald has cheated on. In 1985, when Trump was still married to his first wife, Ivana, the president had a meeting with businessman Peter de Savary. The pair had arranged to meet for lunch in order to discuss a prospective partnership and, while de Savary had come accompanied by his wife, Trump turned up alone. While there, de Savary says, the former Apprentice host made an excuse to leave the meeting - but he lied about where he was going.

"Halfway through the lunch he [Trump] says: 'Excuse me, I’ve got a very important conference call to make,' and he disappears," de Savary said. "Then, a minute later, Lana, my wife, says: 'I need to go to the loo.' She comes back very rapidly, ashen-faced."

This prompted de Savary to ask what was the matter, to which his wife responded: "I took the second on the left as you said, and the girl who was serving us lunch had her skirt up and Trump was having sex with her in the corridor." When he returned, de Savary acted as if he had no idea what had happened. Instead, he carried on discussing his business proposition with Trump, and "naively" told him his entire idea for what to do with Mar-a-Lago. Trump said he liked it, and the pair would work 50-50 on the project. Months later, however, de Savary called Trump to follow up on their agreement - but the president had backtracked on what he'd said. “Peter, I loved everything you said, absolutely fantastic — I’m doing it all myself,” Trump apparently said. De Savary felt betrayed by this, and continues to resent Trump to this day. "That’s the man you have as a president," he said. "Takes 'conference calls' and doesn’t respect a handshake." Trump and Ivana eventually divorced in 1992 after he had an affair with actress Marla Maples. The president then went on to marry Maples, but that marriage also ended in divorce just six years later. So far, the White House has denied all assault allegations against Trump, and has stated that the claims of affairs from Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal are "fake news". They have yet to address the claims made by de Savary.

Whether you believe her or not, adult film star Stormy Daniels alleges that she slept with Donald Trump while he was married to Melania. In a frank and sometimes disturbing interview, Daniels goes into grave detail about the encounter, even claiming that she would be able to describe the President's genitalia if required (it's not). However, while the revelations that the pair didn't use protection, had sex in one position and that he wasn't particularly freaky in the sack are all interesting in their own right, there were some other tidbits that were far more intriguing. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/954582151713968128]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/954452688556654594]] To start off with, despite the general perception of Donald Trump, Daniels describes him as nice and intelligent in conversation, saying that the two of them had "good banter". When asked if she felt any sort of sexual attraction towards the President, she said: "Would you be? I was more like fascinated. I was definitely stimulated. We had a really good banter. Good conversation for a couple hours. I could tell he was nice, intelligent in conversation." However, it was when Daniels began to go into more detail about the president that the more hilarious aspects of his character were revealed. According to 38-year-old, Trump was absolutely terrified of cutting his hair: "He said that he thought that if he cut his hair or changed it, that he would lose his power and his wealth. And I laughed hysterically at him." [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/onesarahjones/status/954382641297592320]] Not only was Trump terrified of changing his now-infamous hairstyle, he also had a hatred for sharks. Honestly. The following passage explains Trump's attitude towards the predators and it may just be the greatest thing you will ever read. "This was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, 'I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.' He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know." While it may be easy to assume that Daniels is simply poking fun at the president and trying to get a story, one quick scan of his Twitter account reveals that Trump REALLY doesn't like sharks. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352796146927796226]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352795564930383873]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352801791072677890]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/352557498655444992]] Trump is honestly haunted by sharks. To him, sharks are as big of a threat as nuclear war, an idea which he seems happy enough to toy with while trading verbal blows with Kim Jong-Un. Perhaps, if we tell Trump that starting a nuclear war will lead to sharks attacking him, it may stop him from pressing his 'big button'. Of course, given the nature of the story, Twitter had a field day with the notion of Trump being terrified of sharks. [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/954337537937600512]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/AndrewWyrich/status/954332281761619969]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/954347461254017025]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/maxthegirl/status/954348706987499520]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/OliviaMesser/status/954335306345517056]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/RobinKwong/status/954335819803906049]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/954350264311566336]] [[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TravisMayfield/status/954330231006945280]] While this could all be a lie, it's reassuring to know that the most powerful man in the world is terrified of sharks and also believes that his power is linked to his hair, isn't it?