Today is March 17th, meaning that everyone with even the tiniest hint of Celtic DNA in their blood will don a big green "kiss me I'm Irish" hat and try their best to get a drunken snog off of someone in a bar. I'm talking about St. Patrick's day, of course - a day on which we celebrate some old guy chasing away some snakes by <a href="http://vt.co/news/weird/drunk-guys-600km-nye-taxi-home-took-three-countries/">getting well and truly bladdered</a>. But amongst all the celebrations and drunken escapades, some people manage to get up to some pretty crazy stuff. Here are just 12 confessions from folks who took their St. Paddy's day parties a little too far... 1. Beer goggles can make people do some terrible things 2. March 18th should be called Hangover Day 3. I have several questions 4. I hope he paid for it... 5. To be fair, this might have actually happened in real life 6. You heard it here first, fellas: the way to someone's heart is to wear a tartan skirt 7. Hopefully nobody was walking below 8. Remember kids: don't do drugs 9. I bet that turned out great 10. Yeah, that's still illegal buddy 11. There's never a good day to find this out 12. Does this person have claws or something? So, if you're out celebrating today, try not to go peeing out of an eighth story window or getting any tattoos. Just stick to wearing green, having a few cheeky pints, and doing your best to avoid the almost inevitable hangover coming your way tomorrow.

12 People reveal the craziest things they got up to while celebrating St. Patrick's Day

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