Amazon is selling a llama keychain that spits pepper spray to keep you safe

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama. Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama, llama duck...

For the 27 people who understood that reference, Amazon is selling the perfect product that will not only put a smile on your face but also keep you safe.

These high school students were willingly pepper-sprayed as an experiment - they did not take it well:

Introducing the Pepperem Llama Pepper Spray Keychain (or to give the product its full name: the Pepperem Cute Llama Shaped Pepper Spray Keychain Maximum Police Strength 10-feet Range UV Dye Marking with Child Safety Lock Self Defense Device). 

By now, we all know that llamas in real life are cute as heck, but if you get too close, you risk getting an eyeful of spit. Well, this product mimics that trait perfectly - by not only looking seriously cute on your keychain or purse but also being prepared to defend you if the situation should ever arise.

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The product is made "by women for women", and it's official description goes into the history of the seemingly innocent looking product from the creator, reading:

"As an independent woman living in the city of Los Angeles by herself, there had been times when I had felt a little extra security was needed. I knew I needed to carry pepper spray with me at all times, so I wanted something that I wouldn’t mind seeing [every day]. All the pepper sprays on the market were just lacking character, they all said, 'I’m a pepper spray, watch out!'. I wanted to create something that I wanted to carry around and represented the whimsical person that I am.

"A real llama spits as a defense mechanism and I wanted to have a little llama to protect me. Hence, Pepperem was born.

"Did you know llamas spit up a part of their stomach acid as a defense mechanism? Just like a real llama, our llama shaped pepper spray also spits, just with 1.33% major capsaicinoids instead of stomach acid, to protect you! This cute llama-shaped pepper spray that SPITS to PROTECT! Like a real llama, when the red tab is pressed down, this 'llama' will spit out pepper spray defending you!"

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The item boasts a keychain for easy access and a safety lock to prevent any accidental deployment.

The spray can reach up to 10-feet in range and follows a stream delivery for accuracy. Each llama packs an encouraging 25 bursts of spray.

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The product also comes with a 30-day guarantee, so if you are not 100% satisfied with your order, just return it and receive a full refund or exchange.

This product is not a toy and should be used in self-defense only.