2018 is really flying by, isn't it? It seems like just yesterday that I was nursing a New Year's hangover and planning out my Valentine's Day, but now, I'm thinking about how good Halloween was, and attempting to make plans for Christmas. Time is slowly speeding up and we are hurtling ever closer to oblivion, but on the other hand, Thanksgiving is on the way so it ain't so bad.
If you want a day that'll allow you to indulge in the true meaning of indulgence, forget about Christmas - there's way too much alcohol involved, and your mother-in-law will snidely comment every time you reach for another serving of stuffing, making pointed glances at your growing holiday belly.
No - if you want to eat a ton of food, do so at Thanksgiving, where hungry students return home for the first time after several weeks eating nothing but cereal and ramen, where that summer of travelling Europe finally catches up with you, and you can flee to your parents' house for a huge meal you can actually afford.
Even better, you should eat a ton of Thanksgiving food over at Cracker Barrel, where you can enjoy a huge meal for a decidedly not huge price. Yeah, I knew that would get your attention. Let's talk about the meals you can pick up from Cracker Barrel between November 17 and November 25.
Introducing the Heat n’ Serve Holiday Family Meal To-Go: it serves 10 people, and at a retail price of $109.99, you and nine other people can effectively stuff your faces for just $11. Or, you and four very hungry people can go up several pants sizes for just $22. So, what do we get to enjoy with the Heat n’ Serve Holiday Family Meal To-Go?
Well, why don't we take a look, shall we?
The only thing that's a bigger mouthful than having to say the 'the Heat n’ Serve Holiday Family Meal To-Go' is the meal itself: Cracker Barrel will give you two turkey breasts, cornbread dressing, turkey gravy, cranberry relish, sweet yeast rolls, a pumpkin pie, and a pecan pie.
Alongside that, you get to pick three sides from a wide-ranging roster of delicious appetisers, and with green been casserole, green beans, fried apples, cornbread dressing, hash browns, sweet potato casserole, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, carrots, and corn on the menu, the decision might take you a very long time.
If you're in the mood for a smaller meal (or if you want to make some of your Thanksgiving meal yourself), you can also get a Homestyle Turkey n’ Dressing Family meal, which feeds six people but comes at $67.99. For that nominal fee, you can score yourself turkey, gravy, a sample of ham, three sides, cranberry relish, and a choice between biscuits, corn muffins, or sourdough bread.
Sounds good, doesn't it? Now, if you're one of those people who doesn't want the hassle of having to cook a turkey this Thanksgiving, you can just go to Cracker Barrel and eat a meal there for $12.99, with kids getting dinner for $7.99.
