The male orgasm is commonly regarded as nowhere near as intense as that of the female counterpart. While it may be quicker for men to climax, and more likely to happen during intercourse, it can often be hard to describe exactly what it feels like. But, luckily for you, I have spent my morning scouring the depths of Reddit to find out exactly how men would describe the feeling of an orgasm.
So, ladies and gentlemen, for your reading pleasure - here is the male orgasm as described by men themselves.
1."It feels like there's a bowling ball sized pit of fire and electricity and whatever else spreads and burns and tingles that's barely being contained inside me. Then it explodes."
2."I would say that it feels like a part of your body is a puzzle piece that is fitting into another human's puzzle piece. Not perfectly, at first, but eventually your bodies get comfortable and the puzzle pieces fit just right."
3."It's like getting a really warm hug, on your penis."
4."mmm....... ah.... ah...... ah...... ahh...... oh..... uh..... oh..oh..oh...oh..uh..uh.uh.....O ALMOST THERE..... AHHHHHHHHHHH.......*sigh of relief*"
5."Like a sneeze but in your penis."
6."It's just an utterly pleasant feeling of euphoria and sensitivity."
7."30 seconds after ejaculation, you get a period of the clearest and most rational thinking you can have as a man."
8."It is a fast and abrupt feeling that stops feeling good relatively quickly."
9."Like pissing rainbows made of stardust."
10."Ever had those moments you are standing somewhere remote and you feel this sudden peace with everything and your hair stands on the back of your neck and you feel a bolt of energy go through you and it brings tears to your eyes!? It's like that."
11."Feels good man."
12."Imagine having to force a heavy bag through a hole in the wall that it doesn't quite fit. It feels good just having to force it, but as you get closer and closer to pushing it through the feeling grows exponentially. The instant you get it through the hole, you're blind with ecstasy."
13."Like a unicorn pooping gumdrops."
14."Like heaven itself cannot even touch you for about 5 seconds."
So there you have it - the male orgasm can range from feeling like a sneeze, through to a unicorn pooping gumdrops. What a wonderful world we live in.