Malibu have made giant rum cocktail pouches with 1.7 litres of booze
Summer may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still pretend to be on a beach. For anyone who refuses to wear anything other than short shorts and would rather start the day with a pina colada than a coffee, rum specialists Malibu may have created the perfect product. Who can honestly say that summer has to end, when there are still 1.7 litre cocktail pouches to be drunk?
The new range of squeezy flagons come in four different flavours, meaning that you’ll have a drink to suit every inappropriate beach party. Included in the line up are a lime and coconut Daiquiri; a Rum Punch made with mango, orange, pineapple, cranberry, and coconut; a pineapple, coconut and blackberry inflected Pineapple Twist; plus, a Blue Hawaiian with pineapple, orange, cherry, and coconut. All things considered, Malibu are definitely putting the “mm” in “summer’s over, stop having fun.”
According to Cosmopolitan, each 60-ounce pouch contains around 12.5% ABV and comes with its own nozzle, making surreptitious pouring easier than ever. To make things even more ideal for bereft, sun-loving adults, the Malibu website contains a handy tool for identifying the nearest store where the plastic carafes are available.
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If that fails, there is a second tool on the site which customers can use to check if they can get the drinks delivered straight to the door, making the cocktails convenient as well as delicious. The tool will not only identify suitable locations for potential pick up, but will also tell you whether you’re eligible for one-hour delivery, making this the easiest way to pretend to be on a beach since garden centres started selling palm trees. Just remember, no matter how hard you try, summer has to end at some point.