Next time you're at a banging party, don't expect any "slapping the bag." Put the boxed wine on a shelf, and clear out the guests who want to drink straight from the bag. Yes, instead of reaching for Franzia at the liquor store, you're going to want to start trying Malibu's Mixed Drink Pouches.
The new boozy drink is essentially a Capri Sun, though you won't want to hand these out at a children's soccer game. Nor could you finish a pouch in one gulp.
Whether you're planning a backyard get-together or towing them to the park, these 1.75 litre bags are the perfect summer treat. And though I'm not daring you to finish one alone, I'm also not saying you couldn't.
I'm unsure whether or not the hole at the top is a handle, but I'm hoping it's a place to stick in a straw, and funnel the nectar of the gods like a hedonist.
If you're not keen on drinking from the package, a spout at the bottom makes for an easy pour. The 12.5% alcoholic drink comes in four fun flavours: Blue Hawaiian, Pineapple Twist, Daiquiri and Rum Punch.
The Blue Hawaiian tastes like pineapple, orange, cherry, and coconut, while the Pineapple Twist has hints of pineapple, blackberry and coconut. The Daiquiri boasts a simple lime and coconut. But the rum punch is truly a punch with mango, orange, pineapple, cranberry and coconut flavours.
The website even has cocktail ideas if you don't want to down these straight (though I have a feeling it wouldn't be too hard).
You can now buy these pouches at liquor stores nationwide, and online to entertain the guests at your next shindig.
Or, finish the pouch solo during a pampering afternoon of kicking back and day drinking. Whoever said alcohol that comes in a pouch wasn't classy was seriously disturbed.