Dax Shepard had the perfect NSFW response to rumors Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were breaking up

Dax Shepard had the perfect NSFW response to rumors Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were breaking up

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are one of the purest couples in Hollywood, and it's safe to say that their fans would be devastated if they ever broke up. Sadly, that hasn't stopped certain publications from speculating that things between the former That 70s Show castmembers are currently a little bit rocky at the moment.

Although this speculation appears to be unfounded, it hasn't stopped people from panicking. But this week the couple put those fears to bed by responding to the tittle-tattle in a hilarious Instagram video, which you can check out for yourself below.

This really is the best response to a celebrity rumor, EVER:

In the video, Kutcher namedrops InTouch (the alleged instigators of the breakup story) in his caption of the video, writing: "I guess it’s over @intouchweekly have fun selling magazines this week. Maybe next week my wife will be having twins. For the third time. But who’s counting?"

In the video itself, Mila Kunis can be seen holding up a screenshot of the supposedly-fabricated cover story on her phone. Ashton asks: "Babe, what’s happening? What’s going on?" and Mila responds: "It’s over between us."

Quoting the article, Mila explains that: "I felt suffocated," Kunis stated, while Ashton states: "Oh, you took the kids. I don’t get the kids anymore?" Mila states that the reason she's breaking up with Ashton is because of a 'dark secret' - which neither party knows anything about.

A number of celebrities responded to the footage, which currently boasts over 1 million views so far. For example, Demi Lovato commented: "This is amazing. Miss y’all 💗," while Kristen Bell's spouse Dax Shepard commented: "DAMNIT! I was gonna take a run at MK! I want a refund!"

Indeed, if anyone knows about relationship goals, it's Dax. He and Kristen have been happily married for 12 years now, so don't worry guys. I wouldn't take this seemingly-thirsty message too seriously (at least, we hope Kristen doesn't!)