You can now buy a 'willy pillow' to keep you warm on lonely winter nights

You can now buy a 'willy pillow' to keep you warm on lonely winter nights

If you're into them, willies are great. I mean, they've got a pretty important purpose biologically, and once you remove sexy times from the equation and make them hundreds of times bigger than their natural size, they're the perfect shape for cuddling.

Case in point, Pierre, the "willy pillow".

A woman hugging a penis pillow. Credit: Firebox

Manufactured by Firebox, Pierre was originally a lot smaller, but the company listened to its customers when they said they wanted him to be bigger. Much, much bigger.

The bigger and better Pierre has been appropriately dubbed the "Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow" on Firebox's website.

A penis pillow. Credit: Firebox

Pierre's product description reads: "We've supersized everyone’s favorite adorable penis just to suit you."

"Don't worry, he's still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he's four feet of pure magnificent shaft."

Colored baby pink with an adorable anime-esque face, Pierre really is all you need to keep you warm this winter.

A woman with her arm around a penis pillow. Credit: Firebox

"Quite possibly the biggest d*** in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him," Firebox continued.

Unlike the majority of phallic objects on the market, Pierre was created for cuddling only.

Apparently, the jumbo Pierre is proving to be so popular that one is selling every two hours on Firebox's website.

A woman taking selfies with penis pillows. Credit: Firebox

In an interview, Ben Redhead, Head of Buying at Firebox, said: "Firebox has a total of six penis-related gifts in its Top 100 products this year, averaging one bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes."

Unfortunately, Pierre isn't the cheapest pillow out there, and if you're wanting to snuggle him in his jumbo size, it will set you back ($48.79) £39.99.

The smaller Pierre's, however, can be purchased for $18.95 (£14.99) and $24.43 (£19.99) respectively.

So, if Pierre sounds like the man you need in your life, simply head over to Firebox's website.