The Kardashians are officially hiring and it's time to dig out the CV

The Kardashians are officially hiring and it's time to dig out the CV

Growing up, many little girls and boys already know what they want to do with their lives. Some dream of becoming doctors, having some people's very existence in their hands and saving lives one at a time. Others see themselves as astronauts, venturing out where no one has ever gone before and collecting secrets about the unknown. But other little girls and boys? All they want to do is work for Kardashian family.

Okay, so the idea that people pop out of the womb and immediately look to America's most famous family for their career calling is maybe going a bit too far. But what is absolutely true is that there are millions of people out there who would sell their left kidney to get near Kim, Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and the rest of the clan.

These people will be more than happy to hear that their chance has finally come. That's right, the Kardashians are officially hiring. I repeat: the Kardashians are officially hiring! This is not a drill people.

According to their official LinkedIn page, the family are searching for an Email Marketing Manager to lead their Kardashian Jenner Communication brand in Calabasas - and anyone, including you, can easily fill out the application form online.

The new hire - who must be based in Los Angeles - will have many important duties, including being responsible for accurate audience selection and deployment of email supporting business needs, for requirements gathering, understanding audience selection and segmentation, and for deploying campaigns using a variety of tools and interfaces and coordinating all campaign components.

In addition, essential duties and responsibilities include participating in weekly meetings to discuss ongoing strategies, upcoming launches, and future opportunities for improvement of retention marketing practices, exhibiting expertise in email production, as well as sufficient knowledge of database marketing in order to effectively communicate and coordinate requirements with technical end-users when the need arises, and running weekly, monthly, and quarterly email performance reports, providing performance summaries with insights and recommendations to business owners and senior leadership.

So, it's not quite the glamorous job that you'd imagined when you dreamt of brushing shoulders with the Kardashians, but you'd be working for them, and maybe that's all that counts. Perhaps the only catch is that any prospective applicant would need two to three years email marketing experience in the beauty industry.

But, hey, if you've got it down, apply away! We wish you luck, young grasshopper!

If you do manage to be the lucky chosen one, here's a little tip: prepare yourself, cos it ain't gonna be easy. We know this from a recent interview with Pam Behan, who worked as a nanny for the family for five years, taking care of Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, and Rob during the 1990s, long before they were all famous.

Pam has admitted that, while she utterly adores the Kardashian brood, Kris Jenner was a demanding boss who expected nothing but perfection. Still believe you've got the goods to please the Kardashian matriarch? Hit up the application form here.