[caption id="attachment_4840" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / GroovyTasia[/caption] Context is the true master of human action or reaction. There are always parameters and circumstances onto which our decisions are made and you'd be surprised how well that "rule" fits and far it actually goes. It could be something entirely minor or perhaps hugely important to a given situation. Revenge is itself a slave to the magic word of context, as is the word petty. Do you see where I'm going with this? Once context has done its job, like us, it sits back and laughs at lists like these, lists that in no particular order, show 30 examples of where pettiness is the ruler of all retaliatory emotion! Muahahaha! [post_page_title]#1 Grandma's Revenge[/post_page_title] As we age, we slow down in general. Biologically and mentally, this is often the case and one especially perceived by the younger members of society and more specifically, the family unit. WRONGLY! [caption id="attachment_4841" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / mrmaster2[/caption] Never, ever underestimate the veteran minds of societies and respective family units! They will out-revenge and petty-us all out the window. [post_page_title]#2 Petty Revenge[/post_page_title] Petty and... [caption id="attachment_4842" align="aligncenter" width="794"] Credit: Twitter / _Breyonnn[/caption] ... ever-lasting. This cheating boyfriend is very unlikely to forget this little transgression of his. Petty or evil? Both and amusing! [post_page_title]#3 Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk[/post_page_title] Automobiles. As a disclaimer via these words and this example, I hereby announce that they are going to feature a great deal in this list of pettiness and hilarity. This is one of my favorites from the list I could draw from. [caption id="attachment_4843" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / dazed_dez[/caption] I wouldn't even be angry! For more than a few minutes anyway. This parent is strong with force, of pettiness. [post_page_title]#4 Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being annoyed. Revenge Was Had[/post_page_title] This entry is double-barrelled and excellent. This cat was banished for being more than annoying as pets are around mealtime, but due to its nature and intelligence, it was one paw ahead. [caption id="attachment_4844" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / GreyGhostPhoto[/caption] When our pettiness as infected the animals, we know we are truly lost. [post_page_title]#5 Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way[/post_page_title] Clever. [caption id="attachment_4845" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / heyqueenregina[/caption] Very clever. [post_page_title]#6 Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him[/post_page_title] This takes me back. When I was at university many, many, many moons ago, much of our fridge and freezer food would often go walkies with no discernable way of finding out where it had gone or who has taken it. Usually. After a while, we would wound out who and the games would begin... [caption id="attachment_4846" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / lufcdannyboy[/caption] This would taste utterly horrid, but on the pettiness scale, this is a 10/10 of deliciousness! [post_page_title]#7 Someone Parked In The Wrong Section And Shop Clerks Took Revenge[/post_page_title] Today on: Entitlement Vs. The World. [caption id="attachment_4847" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Facebook / Arnold Angelini[/caption] Another resounding victory for The World! Pettiness is king when entitlement is rife! [post_page_title]#8 Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It[/post_page_title] Some people really don't care, I mean really! The sheer level of disregard for anyone but themselves is sometimes hard to comprehend but never hard to find. However, revenge always comes around in the end... [caption id="attachment_4848" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / TadyZ[/caption] *insert sticky situation pun here*. I can't imagine how many legions of ants and other insects covered this car by the time the entitled owner cam back to bask in the pettiness on offer. [post_page_title]#9 You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car[/post_page_title] This entry is primarily here based on its ability to make me laugh, that and its simplicity! [caption id="attachment_4849" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / filipe272003[/caption] Annndddd its level on the pettiness scale. Brilliance is often found in the most humble places and they're usually rather petty. [post_page_title]#10 Punk'd! - Manners Cost Nothing[/post_page_title] After years of working in customer service and probably being a little petty myself, this one really resonated... [caption id="attachment_4850" align="aligncenter" width="796"] Credit: Reddit / spokendamsel[/caption] ... and prompted a great deal of laughter. Manners cost nothing and if you fail to realize that, expect to be the subject of such petty genius. [post_page_title]#11 I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented "Make Me A Sandwich" On My Tedx Talk[/post_page_title] This is even petty, it's brilliant! [caption id="attachment_4851" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Facebook / jadehameister[/caption] It simply had to go on this list! Petty people holding on petty ideals subject to hilarious pettiness. Petty is a word in the English language; I love it and so does this list. [post_page_title]#12 Mad Wife![/post_page_title] Ah the relationship, if you were to pick one microcosm of society OUTSIDE OF ANYTHING TO DO WITH CARS then this very example of such a breeding ground of pettiness could foster a list of its own! [caption id="attachment_4852" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / DaveApnea[/caption] The effort this wife had to go to is nothing short of excellent and well and truly on the pettiness scale of legend. Its even infected music streaming services now! Our hubris will kill us all! [post_page_title]#13 My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead[/post_page_title] Again, this is less petty and more legendary! [caption id="attachment_4853" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / PrincessAlterEgo[/caption] That's one way to shame someone! Who steals Christmas decorati... OHHHHHHHHH! [post_page_title]#14 Deserved Petty Revenge[/post_page_title] The family unit is another that could warrant its own list of pettiness extravaganzas - let's be honest now, you know it's true! And, quite possibly, you also know that parents are definitely the absolute masters of it of this petty-little-universe. [caption id="attachment_4855" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / simoncholland[/caption] Top marks to this Dad, parenting done right. I mean, PETTY! [post_page_title]#15 (Debatable) Evil Genius[/post_page_title] Being British, I had to take some time to sit back and laugh at this, not despair, laugh! [caption id="attachment_4856" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / AlishaRai[/caption] Although this is well-worth its place on this list via the magic word of context, in truth, I can safely say that most British people would just laugh at this. Petty indeed, but come on now, try harder. [post_page_title]#16 I Applaud This Level Of Petty[/post_page_title] Animal attacks are certifiably not fun in any way shape or form and neither are people's reactions to them. However, what is funny, for certain parties at least, is taking a trip down petty-lane for revenge. [caption id="attachment_4857" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / londonbreedann[/caption] Harsh? Check. Calculated? Check. Dastardly? Check. Petty? Hell yeah. One of the better examples on this list? ABSOLUTELY. [post_page_title]#17 Joe Mode - Engage![/post_page_title] Another double-barreled petty-shotgun has been loaded and fired all over this list! Imagine being petty enough to complain to a company the size of Tesla, who sells lord-knows how many models to who knows how many people, only to get them to change a feature on just one of those models. Petty entitlement indeed. [caption id="attachment_4858" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / SnazzyQ[/caption] However, Tesla saw their petty game and raised it with this beauty. Brilliant. [post_page_title]#18 My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day[/post_page_title] Not entirely sure what to say about this one. [caption id="attachment_4859" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / kittythedog[/caption] Other than that, it's incredibly funny and in excellent poor taste. Also, how old is that globe? [post_page_title]#19 Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch[/post_page_title] This made me shudder beyond belief and in truth feel a little sick, but that said, as last resorts go? It's certainly focussed on revenge and well-onto the petty charts enough to make this list. [caption id="attachment_4860" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / Dooppy[/caption] If you actively steal food, you're only opening yourself up to such antics, remember that. [post_page_title]#20 The Best Petty Revenge[/post_page_title] Pick your battles, kids, pick your battles! If you do, then revenge is all-the-sweeter! Let the pettiness flow through you. [caption id="attachment_4861" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / _jessehall_[/caption] The petty-side of the force is a pathway to pettiness some consider... absolutely brilliant! [post_page_title]#21 Sonic Savagery[/post_page_title] This gets top marks for effort even if it was taken down. [caption id="attachment_4862" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / _NITRISS_[/caption] Especially as the initial and minorly petty yet humorous act (that probably increased trade) was then taken down and trumped by a further petty act, only then to be followed by the original perpetrators of own excellent pettiness once more. Confused? [post_page_title]#22 My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win[/post_page_title] And we're back! The parental unit proves once again that they are perhaps some of the pettiest of the lot! [caption id="attachment_4863" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Michellehas2ls[/caption] I mean, she's not wrong on any of those counts really. [post_page_title]#23 Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work[/post_page_title] STOP SCROLLING! Read this title again, then continue to read this line slowly. You're about to witness evidence of perhaps the pinnacle of this list and absolutely shameless revenge. Ok got it? Scroll! [caption id="attachment_4864" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Phantom0591[/caption] Morbid? Disgusting? Petty and brilliant! That will teach those office thieves to keep their hands away from the fridge! [post_page_title]#24 I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day[/post_page_title] Did we ever leave the parking lot? Is this the same one? Am I sat wiring this in the parking lot? They are all questions for another time. [caption id="attachment_4865" align="aligncenter" width="700"] Credit: Twitter / adunkel2016[/caption] Again, another brilliant way in which entitlement can be brought down by the petty-way of doing things and prove to quite the hoot! [post_page_title]#25 Ethan Isn't Playing Around This Semester[/post_page_title] It is said that Ethan's wrath is undeniable and once caught within its reach, you are truly doomed! [caption id="attachment_4867" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / jojomarshalll[/caption] Doomed to be trolled via a little expertly placed pettiness. You, sir, should win a medal! [post_page_title]#26 Slashed Someone's Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass... Was It Justified? I Think So[/post_page_title] We're still in the world of automobiles and still possibly debating my whereabouts and whether this is, in fact, the same parking lot! But, we are also still scrolling through a cornucopia of pettiness because that is a worthy cause. Honestly. Any Guns N' Roses fans amongst us at all? Yes? Excellent. [caption id="attachment_4868" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / herbehancock[/caption] I laughed a lot. Admittedly, this one is a little harsh, but with the power context, we must laugh, accept it and move on to bigger things or rather petty things. Whatever. [post_page_title]#27 My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them[/post_page_title] Justice has been served and was done so with a warrant to use extreme and unparalleled force! Of the petty variety! [caption id="attachment_4869" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / rcs2112[/caption] I am with you on this one, Reddit user, rcs2112! [post_page_title]#28 Sweet, Sweet Accidental Community Revenge...[/post_page_title] We all strive to fit into a sense of goodness, wellness, and quite often community. Strangers are often the key to this, those chance interactions and actions that just symbiotically merge and create the best memories. Sometimes this involves being petty if you hadn't noticed. [caption id="attachment_4870" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / Unknown User[/caption] This, so much this, so completely unequivocally this! In this example, entitlement was again quashed in the parking lot as pettiness united strangers to achieve what is again, one of my favorites on this list of cleverness. [post_page_title]#29 Pothole Birthday Party[/post_page_title] I'm not a patriotic man, but I'm the first to admit that examples like this from the UK fill me with pride! Petty pride! [caption id="attachment_4871" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / TBHer_[/caption] Trying to get the council to do anything anywhere, can often be a chore, so these villagers used the iconic, seminal Catepilla Cake to make the pettiest of birthday points. Love it. [post_page_title]#30 I've Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge /post_page_title] Do people ever grow up? The question that has permeated discourse on the behavior of adults since time immemorial is an omnipresent one and one that feeds into this next example in the best way possible to end this list! [caption id="attachment_4872" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / eyedontnowutimdoing[/caption] Parents are the absolute masters of own-backs and petty activities and in doing so have prime time to teach. This parent knows exactly what they re doing and I applaud them! This is my absolute favorite of an excellent bunch that's been more than funny to compile. Excellent. Never underestimate the human-capacity for revenge! Now, if you excuse, I have a list of people get my own back on...

[caption id="attachment_4539" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / GeorgeRRHodor[/caption] Customers can be total jerks. It's no secret, especially if you've worked in retail. Many of us reading this, and likely many other humans working away this very minute, will find some solace in the fact that it's not just us. In the age of commerce and capitalism we live in, it is required and a key job descriptor to interact with fellow humans are coming to you or your compy to take part in the great money-game to purchase goods or services. It is the way. However, it isn't that simple. It is indeed the way, but it also not the whole way. Still with me? Customers are often not the most socially enlightened when it comes to etiquette and often behave in manners uncouth and down-right wrong towards waiters, bartenders, retail workers and many, many more. Sometimes though, people behave in such a way that some form of retaliation is inevitable and most of the time, it's very amusing. Case in point... [post_page_title]#1 Pet Supply Store Gets Real[/post_page_title] Pets are such a part of contemporary life that getting the kids used to furry little friends ahead of purchasing one is safe-bet. Most of the time that is... [caption id="attachment_4541" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / s1s2g3a4[/caption] It is until those who really should act with a little more civility and maturity ruin it for the rest of us. Shame on them, think of those poor puppies and children looking forward to a little play. [post_page_title]#2 This Woman Who Stole The Shop Cat From A Local Flower Shop[/post_page_title] Stealing is universally considered to be wrong regardless of whatever the item is. That said, there are definitely some examples where the act of fiver-finger discount is taken way further than what is already bad enough. [caption id="attachment_4542" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / criminalwines[/caption] Just read that caption for a second and let that sink in. Despicable. [post_page_title]#3 Risque But An Effective Shaming Tool[/post_page_title] Ah, alcohol. I've was a bar manager until recently, and the things I've had to tell people to stop doing in the places I've worked would shock you and so, it is with that in mind that I give this excellent entry on this list. [caption id="attachment_4543" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Speedwizard106[/caption] Perhaps a little risqué as the title suggests but still, well played to the person who put this sign up. [post_page_title]#4 A Wall Of Notoriety At My Favorite Gas Station, There's About 35 Of These Covering The Front Of The Store[/post_page_title] This one is perhaps one of my personal favorites on this compilation of feels and laughs, laughs and feels. [caption id="attachment_4544" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / cheddarbobbin[/caption] You really cannot go wrong with such a simple shaming and calling-out method. The jerkerey here is well under control and what the excellent part of this is, is the fact that this is only a small part of the window. Hats off to you and your anti-jerk ways! [post_page_title]#5 Blunt-Force Shaming[/post_page_title] Stealing is wrong, we have established that, but stealing the tips of those working long hours, for low wages and having to deal with people such as those who populate a list such as this is nothing short of abhorrent. [caption id="attachment_4545" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Southernboyj[/caption] Working in service is hard and takes its toll. Tips make it better, remember that. I do like a side order of shame with my tips, especially if it's directed at people like the above. [post_page_title]#6 Lying Customer Caught With Their Image Search Down[/post_page_title] Ah, the complainers of this world. Some do it well and admirably, others less so and simply just because they can or have little meaning in their lives. Either way, working in the food and service industry has taught me how commonplace this really is. However, some people truly underestimate us simple workers... [caption id="attachment_4546" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Toasty_eggos-[/caption] Excellent. [post_page_title]#7 Cafe Provides Boardgames Free Of Charge To Customers; Customers Destroy It In Less Than A Week[/post_page_title] Today on: "This is why we can't have nice things". [caption id="attachment_4547" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Unknown[/caption] This. Imagine getting something for free and not only ruining it for the next person but throwing the gesture back in the faces of those kind enough to do so and then just leave in blissful ignorance. [post_page_title]#8 It's Hard To Argue Sometimes...[/post_page_title] This next entry is one of those you can't really dispute the annoyance towards. I mean, this must have had to happen an innumerable amount of times before this sign went up! [caption id="attachment_4548" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / vacationbeard[/caption] Today on: "Discoveries to revolutionize human-kind - Pockets". [post_page_title]#9 A Customer Wanted To Return Some Produce Because "It Was Too Ripe." I Asked Him If He Had Already Tried Eating It Anyway And He Said "Does It Look Like I Touched It?"[/post_page_title] This is... [caption id="attachment_4549" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / nakedlynutricious[/caption] Incredible. What thought process would lead to the justification for even A) attempting this and B) convincing yourself post-surgical procedure to take it back to the store in the first place. The mind boggles. [post_page_title]#10 Wandering Through The Store, When Suddenly I Smell Piss. Stay Trashy Salt Lake[/post_page_title] In most nations of the world, where large stores are prevalent, it is a legal requirement that toilet facilities are made available to customers. [caption id="attachment_4550" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / tritops2018[/caption] Or perhaps not... Or maybe, this was simply the perfect spot. Who knows? [post_page_title]#11 When Parents Let Their Kids Destroy The Thrift Store[/post_page_title] On a personal level, whenever I have had to serve families, I expect the worst. It is common enough that tiny-humans make a little mess and for the most part it is excusable. However, sometimes, that isn't the worst part of this all-too-common equation. [caption id="attachment_4551" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Unsafeturtle[/caption] Control your kids, parents, and if they do get somewhat out of hand - CLEAN. IT. [post_page_title]#12 Store Clerks Had To Lock The Freezers After The Recent Trashy Trend Of People Going Around Stores, Opening Containers And Licking The Top Of The Ice Cream Before Putting It Back[/post_page_title] I can understand really wanting to try things, really, but this next entry takes food shopping to a new level. [caption id="attachment_4552" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / HaseebM1[/caption] The new level being, not actually shopping, rather ruining the days of others and costing businesses money for no more than a few near-non-beneficial moments of pleasure on the taste buds. Get in the sea. [post_page_title]#13 This Is Amusing But Still. This Would Be About $2![/post_page_title] Much like the person from which this image is sourced, I did partake in a chuckle. [caption id="attachment_4553" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / BlueberryPuffy[/caption] That said and light-humor aside, all you are really doing is depriving a child and/or setting a bad example for one. Shame on you! [post_page_title]#14 Girl Wants Some Company To Go And Steal From The Dollar Store[/post_page_title] This next one is utterly incredible in its epitome of everything that is wrong with the developed world. [caption id="attachment_4554" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / je_suis_un_negre[/caption] Today on: "I can't believe this is actually real". [post_page_title]#15 Ripping Off The “Bad” Lettuce From Each Head Until She Finds One With Enough Left Over To Keep[/post_page_title] Fresh fruit and veg are almost never perfect, and if on the off chance they are, then great but some people have some interesting methods on how they find such perfected nutrients. [caption id="attachment_4555" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / heavymetal7[/caption] Another incredible attitude on show - captured and adequately shamed for all to see and learn from. [post_page_title]#16 Just Chillin At The Coffee Shop[/post_page_title] Coffee shops are a modern delight. Catch up with friends, get some work done or just get away from it all with some tasty caffeinated beverages, put your feet up, FIGURATIVELY. [caption id="attachment_4556" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / geekaz01d[/caption] It was meant, FIGURATIVELY. [post_page_title]#17 People Testing Spray Paint At Ollies[/post_page_title] Fun is fun but being a moron is as thus! [caption id="attachment_4557" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Madsuperninja[/caption] Imagine caring little about others enough to make their day hell. I bet they didn't know the person who had to clean that up. Cameras exist and I hope they were caught. [post_page_title]#18 Customer Throwing Cup He Peed In At Me Because I Didn't Let Him Use Our Employees Only Bathroom[/post_page_title] Letting people use the toilet one of those things that if possible, most people would allow in most businesses and places of work but employees-only areas are there for a reason. A reason this next human-being clearly could not fathom. [caption id="attachment_4558" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / GrimmReaper[/caption] The fact that this person took the time to not only pee on sight but to hurl at the poor person just doing his job speaks volumes. Karma comes around, and it has been said that it's made of waste fluid. [post_page_title]#19 How People Leave The Aisle In Forever 21...[/post_page_title] "But it's someone's job, so why does it matter?" [caption id="attachment_4560" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / eherschend[/caption] "Disgraceful" is the title of today's episode of - Entitlement: Story Of Shaped Fabric. [post_page_title]#20 People Keep Stealing Little Buddha Figurines From This Store At My Local Mall[/post_page_title] Post act, the people who thought that a little free shopping would bless them would come back to a simple yet effective shaming. [caption id="attachment_4562" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / wtfkritonimo[/caption] I mean, it's a little paraphrased, but it's still profoundly correct. [post_page_title]#21 Spotted Some Opened Up, Upside Down Nail Polish Bottles At Our Local Target[/post_page_title] Make the world pretty again. [caption id="attachment_4563" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Iwantyourtacos[/caption] Said no one ever when talking about nail varnish and such. I mean, they're even reduced so people will buy them, what's the point here what has been achieved? I DEMAND ANSWERS! [post_page_title]#22 This Is How A Table Left The Tip For One Of My Servers[/post_page_title] Tipping in some cultures is expected, and in others, it is simply encouraging to varying degrees. Either way, it's a nice gesture and affirmation of hard work, totaling up to help with modern living costs. In short, it's a simple pleasant gesture. [caption id="attachment_4564" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / LightsSoundAction[/caption] This person decided that the hard work of the kitchen, servers and all clearly wasn't enough and chose to leave a gauntlet ahead of those who dared. [post_page_title]#23 Nothing Screams Parenting Win Like Letting Your Kid Stand On The Bar And Play With The Taps For A Half Hour[/post_page_title] This... [caption id="attachment_4565" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / verucasallt[/caption] is... ...way too real. [post_page_title]#24 Bringing Your Kid With You To An Adult Toy Shop[/post_page_title] I am astounded. Not only do people not want to imagine anyone they know taking part in carnal pleasures, but when it's your parents, it really takes the biscuit. Usually, it's a simple "ewwwwww, shut up!" and all is defused. However... [caption id="attachment_4566" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / theorangehorns[/caption] ... things such as this also happen. *shudder* [post_page_title]#25 Someone Put Out Their Cigarette In A Dog Dish Outside This Local Shop...[/post_page_title] It's a nice touch when businesses leave water bowls for our four-legged furry life partners. [caption id="attachment_4567" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / MonsterThumb101[/caption] This, however, is just ignorant, and I should think what makes this worse, is that there was a cigarette bin just out of shot. Shame, shammmmeeeee, SHAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE! Poor woofers! [post_page_title]#25 Decided They Didn’t Want Their Bag Of Frozen Chicken Breasts So Why Not Leave Them Here To Drip Over Everything Below It[/post_page_title] Food hygiene is a must in the modern world, and it's something that more and more people are aware of now. It's only beneficial really. [caption id="attachment_4568" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / JuliusTweezer[/caption] Or, as it happens, apparently not. Mmmmm, tasty stomach quivering oatmeal cremes, you can really taste the meat protein, just how I like them! [post_page_title]#25 Customer Left This Note Instead Of Tip[/post_page_title] Once again, the service industry is an absolute institution in the modern world and an industry myself and many others have absolute open respect for! The key and operative word there is "many", a word that implies "not all". [caption id="attachment_4569" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / BallsackHippo[/caption] I'm calling it! It's time to reinstate conscription! I've had enough! Three years of compulsory work in food and service! Humour and deserved shaming and calling out aside, this would teach people like this smug individual some manners. [post_page_title]#26 When You Steal A Bra From The Store, But Replace It With Your Old One[/post_page_title] Of all the resources I have at my disposal for this list of absolute astonishment and resulting solidarity, it is here that near the end, I have chosen to "step it up a notch" - sorry! - size. [caption id="attachment_4570" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / AngryLittlePhoenix[/caption] Yes, what you are seeing with your naturally-grown ocular devices is exactly what you have established it to be. [post_page_title]#27 A Customer Tried It On Their Dog And Put It Back On The Shelf[/post_page_title] Some people see the world through "try before you buy" spectacles. [caption id="attachment_4571" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / NotAnotherGummyBear[/caption] It is said that the new line of "try-specs" also comes with an engraving that reads: "Don't fret, someone else will sort that for you". [post_page_title]#28 Customer Leaves Dirty Diaper On Restaurant Table For Waitress To Dispose Of[/post_page_title] Once again, this one strikes a little personal resonation, of which I will tell you why once your disbelief at the title has dissipated post-scroll. [caption id="attachment_4573" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / thirdcoastgirlll[/caption] A customer at my previous bar did nearly the very same, putting a used diaper filled to bursting in the dry-waste bin nested in a central location. I wonder how they deal with this occurrence in their own home? My sense of smell curious... [post_page_title]#29 Someone Just Made This Mess, Dropped A Few Napkins On It, And Then Left...[/post_page_title] Yet another example of disregard, recorded to shame and educate. This is your trigger-warning! Scroll away... [caption id="attachment_4574" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / illicitz[/caption] What makes this even worse is not only the mess itself, but the overtly sub-par manner in which the person in question has hastily and very, very poorly thrown some napkins down and made a quick exit. You'd just go up and say something surely?! No? Just me? Urgh. [post_page_title]#30 What Is It In Your Cleavage... At The Grocery Store?[/post_page_title] Scroll down slowly for this one and prepare yourself. Had I not ended this list of ten multiplied by three with this image, I would have failed you all, let alone myself. In all honesty, I had to stare at this one for far more than I would have liked, simply take it all in before pondering (again, for far too long), HOW this has even happened?! [caption id="attachment_4575" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / yourmomak[/caption] Once I had ascertained that this indeed WASN'T baguette or parsnip and settled on the reality of its phallic nature, it only served to propagate more and more questions. I've seen some things in my time working behind bars and in restaurants, but this list has been an interesting read. Don't be like these people.

[caption id="attachment_4461" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @keon[/caption] We've probably all had that job we wish we'd flounced out of in true style. The one we begrudgingly showed up for every day and did our time, secretly building up our private list of resentments against the boss from hell. Hopefully, for most of us, that doomsday scenario of a job is in the past, but I imagine most of us eventually left it by meekly saying it was time for pastures new and wishing that hated boss the best for the future. Sometimes it's just not worth burning those bridges. But these 30 people weighed up all the evidence and decided not to keep their head down and play it safe but to go for the adrenaline rush of going out in a blaze of glory where they say the thing they always wanted to say in the most memorable way possible. [post_page_title]#1 This Actually Quite Lovely Cake[/post_page_title] To be fair, not ALL of these entries involve someone burning their bridges with all their pent-up vengeful rage. This one's actually rather lovely. [caption id="attachment_4460" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Twitter @flackhackjack[/caption] It's honest, kind, compassionate and expresses something sincerely without resentment, and showcases their fine baking skills into the bargain. A superb way to quit! [post_page_title]#2 This Very Public Dressing-Down[/post_page_title] Jamie sounds like a pretty nasty piece of work, and like he thoroughly deserved any embarrassment that came his way from having his flaws displayed publicly on his storefront for all to see. [caption id="attachment_4463" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit[/caption] My favorite thing about this one is that, despite all the obvious anger in the message, the employees writing it were restrained enough to use different colored pens to make it look more striking. [post_page_title]#3 This Masterful Error Message[/post_page_title] This one is possibly my favorite. I wouldn't even know where to begin when it comes to tinkering with the inner workings of a computer to make this error message come up, so hats off to whoever did it. [caption id="attachment_4464" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @assumetehposition[/caption] I like to imagine this popped up in the middle of an already stressful admin day in order to have the maximum disruptive impact. [post_page_title]#4 This Lovely Bottle Of Whiskey[/post_page_title] Another kind one, this - not only will it have taken a bit of time and showcases their design skills, it's nice to be gifted with a bottle of whiskey when an employee resigns - you'd think it should be the other way round! [caption id="attachment_4465" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - imgur[/caption] Let's just hope the boss thought to read the label before drinking it and did actually notice that it was someone's resignation letter, and not just an anonymous gift. [post_page_title]#5 This Very Frank Letter[/post_page_title] For all that it's fun to bake a special cake or make a secret error message inside your boss's computer, sometimes the best way to make someone face up to their failings is just to tell it like it is. [caption id="attachment_4466" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @gahdzuks[/caption] Sounds like this employer deserved every bit of scathing honesty that letter delivered. [post_page_title]#6 This Illuminated Sign[/post_page_title] Fair play to this guy for not giving in to the temptation to swear. After all, a sign this big could easily be seen by little kids or easily offended types. [caption id="attachment_4467" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @peaceman582[/caption] Whether the boss did go on to change the sign himself, or just hire another disgruntled employee, is something we'll never know I guess. [post_page_title]#7 This Very Subtle Price-Tag[/post_page_title] At first glance, it'd be easy to miss the rather angry message hidden in this price tag, but for anyone who really wants to read every single feature, there's something there to be discovered. [caption id="attachment_4468" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @mastranios[/caption] I wonder how long it took their boss to stumble across it and figure out why their employee has been so absent recently? [post_page_title]#8 This Guy Left Stickers Of Himself Everywhere When He Quit[/post_page_title] This particular one was found on the back of a clock two years after this employee left. [caption id="attachment_4469" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @captaincatchem[/caption] A fun legacy to leave behind for yourself, but the real question is - why the lightbulbs? [post_page_title]#9 This Shelf-Stacker Who Just Snapped[/post_page_title] If you really want to make sure the people you work with remember you with absolute hatred, leave them with an aisle of hundreds of cereal boxes that all need to be individually turned back the right way round. [caption id="attachment_4470" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @SpikeBoyBebop[/caption] Or they could just leave it as is and let their customers feel dizzy. [post_page_title]#10 This Road Sign[/post_page_title] For my money, this one's a little mean. Ten out of ten for publicly venting your frustration in a stylish way, but hey, no need to take it out on innocent motorists, y'know? [caption id="attachment_4471" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @slappyjay[/caption] I wonder if he was fired because he'd pulled this sort of stunt before? Might explain it. [post_page_title]#11 This Passive-Aggressive Letter[/post_page_title] This letter does a really good job of maintaining a classy, detached, sarcastic passive-aggressive tone right up until the final sentence. [caption id="attachment_4472" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @leviathin[/caption] But do you know what? I think that last sentence really makes it. [post_page_title]#12 This Message In A Variety Of Marker Colours[/post_page_title] Another message where the writer contains their anger enough to be able to use multiple different colored markers, though this time they even have the presence of mind to mention it. [caption id="attachment_4473" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @downvotes___really[/caption] I assume the request for a reference was granted, seems totally fair enough, really. [post_page_title]#13 This Drawing Of A Dinosaur[/post_page_title] Full marks for creativity. Full marks for cuteness. Full marks for brevity and clarity of message. [caption id="attachment_4474" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @An_Arrogant_Ass[/caption] Zero marks for finding a proper piece of paper to draw it on as opposed to a receipt. [post_page_title]#14 This Neat Bit Of Revenge[/post_page_title] The best of these are the ones that leave their employers with serious questions they'll have to fend off from the public afterward. This one will certainly require them to explain their behavior. [caption id="attachment_4475" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @JordanAsshole[/caption] And good on them for keeping the tone so reasonable at the same time! [post_page_title]#15 These Twin Cakes[/post_page_title] This one might not have the embarrassing, passive-aggressive detail of some of the best of these, but you can't argue with the level of time and effort put into making these rather lovely-looking cakes. [caption id="attachment_4476" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @dudeperson33[/caption] I think the "Me Too" one looks slightly better, overall. It's those purple icing flowers that tips it, I reckon. [post_page_title]#16 This Boss Wouldn't Give Their Employee Their Last Paycheck Without Them Submitting A Resignation Letter[/post_page_title] It's fair to say this fulfills those requirements with the minimum of effort and the maximum of style. [caption id="attachment_4477" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Swinging_Phallus[/caption] Waste of good paper, though. [post_page_title]#17 This Roll Of Toilet Paper[/post_page_title] What this one loses in legibility, it makes up for in imagination and inventive use of metaphor. [caption id="attachment_4478" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Girlofgodsbadday[/caption] The guy's a decent artist, too. Hope he went on to draw many more toilets. [post_page_title]#18 This Sympathy Card[/post_page_title] It's always hard to know what to say when someone experiences a bereavement. A "sorry for your loss" card never really feels like quite enough. So it's nice to finally see one be given a proper purpose. [caption id="attachment_4479" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @springmint5[/caption] I dunno what the relationship between employer and employee was here, but if someone left this for me, I'd genuinely find it very funny. [post_page_title]#19 This Bit Of Rival Advertising[/post_page_title] Publicly quitting and letting the customers know how bad the bosses are is one thing, but recommending they go to a rival store is really rubbing salt into the wound. [caption id="attachment_4480" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @JeremyChrist[/caption] I hope all the loyal customers followed the staff over to whatever their new venture was! [post_page_title]#20 This Poem[/post_page_title] Honestly, from a poetic standpoint, this isn't great. The rhymes are a bit basic and unimaginative, I think. But it's the principle of the thing, I guess. [caption id="attachment_4481" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Nickemmanuel[/caption] And in principle, it's pretty great. [post_page_title]#21 This Use Of Homer Simpson's Catchphrase[/post_page_title] Sometimes when the perfect words have already been used by somebody else, the best thing to do is just to use them again. [caption id="attachment_4482" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @I_Drink_Pee[/caption] After all, talent copies but genius steals. [post_page_title]#22 This Lesson On Time Management[/post_page_title] We've probably all been lectured by our boss on our time management once or twice. The opportunity to turn the tables is pretty irresistible. [caption id="attachment_4483" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @jeseely[/caption] The inclusion of the "Help Wanted Apply Within" sign immediately after quitting is a nice touch, too. [post_page_title]#23 This Sympathy Card[/post_page_title] We already saw a sympathy card used to excellent effect earlier on. This one is even more delightful. [caption id="attachment_4484" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @ThatsAGreatPost[/caption] Let's hope the boss hadn't had any real losses around the same time or this would end up being very insensitive! [post_page_title]#24 This Email Printout[/post_page_title] I think Angelina's quit in fine style here, with her head held high. What I'd like to know is - did she quit by sending this email? Or by printing it out and putting it into her boss's hand? [caption id="attachment_4485" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @heathbickerstaff[/caption] I assume it's the first one, but it'd be funny if it was the second. [post_page_title]#25 This Out-of-Office Reply[/post_page_title] A lot of people set up auto-replies when they leave their jobs to make sure any emails end up with the right person. [caption id="attachment_4486" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @keon[/caption] Probably not many of those auto-replies are quite as to-the-point and brilliant as this one. [post_page_title]#26 This Very Silly Letter[/post_page_title] This letter starts with an admirable professionalism and formality, then quickly descends into something delightfully silly. [caption id="attachment_4487" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - imgur @iamchris4life[/caption] Spencer seems like a lot of fun. I hope he found a more fulfilling job after this. [post_page_title]#27 Another Illuminated Sign[/post_page_title] The use of the Douglas Adams quote is nice, though whether or not it has any relevance to the job in question isn't quite clear. [caption id="attachment_4488" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @JTsnidely[/caption] Maybe this was a cinema that paid its employees in fish for some reason? In which case, the perfect note on which to quit, really. [post_page_title]#28 This Lovely Greeting Card Design[/post_page_title] Ah, the old "It's not you, it's me" get-out. Always the easiest way to break something off. But sometimes it's nicer to just be honest. [caption id="attachment_4489" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Instagram @stumpedforwordsdesigns[/caption] The smiley face is cute, too. A lovely way to quit, overall. [post_page_title]#29 This Bill[/post_page_title] Whoa, Sally, whoa! Some very strong language on this one, and she seems to be taking out her frustrations on her customers and not her boss! Not cool, Sally! [caption id="attachment_4490" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Instagram @yugatron[/caption] Sally must have had a real nightmare boss to quit with so much anger. Let's hope she found somewhere nicer to work! [post_page_title]#30 This Fire Exit Cake[/post_page_title] Sometimes a picture says a thousand words, and the sight of this guy making his escape in cake form is better than any number of angry letters. [caption id="attachment_4492" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - imgur[/caption] The icing looks tasty, as well.

[caption id="attachment_4579" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Thatguy9211[/caption] Ah, dating. That nightmarish experience where we try as hard as possible to hide who we really are from someone in the hopes of coming across really cool and not seeming like a goofy idiot. Then one day you meet someone who, right from the off, makes you feel able to indulge in all your worst, stupidest, goofiest habits right from the off, even if it means staging ridiculous pranks that would annoy most people. The best relationships start when you've finally found someone with the same sense of humor as you, who accepts you even when you're at your stupidest. These 30 boyfriends have staged ridiculous stunts that, yes, could be seen as irritating or attention-seeking or just plain dumb from a certain light, but also show that these must be some really fun relationships to be in! [post_page_title]#1 This Bit Of Misdirected DIY[/post_page_title] The girlfriend who took this picture was very excited at first because her boyfriend had said he was going to make a bed frame. She naturally assumed it was so they could sleep together in a handmade bed. [caption id="attachment_4580" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @julcarls[/caption] Turns out he just wanted the cat to have somewhere nice to lie down. [post_page_title]#2 This Big Night In With The Dog[/post_page_title] This guy was left looking after the dog for the weekend and told to send his girlfriend updates on how it was going. This was the first picture he sent. [caption id="attachment_4581" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @eric72goblue[/caption] I sure hope he allowed for at least an afternoon to tidy up before she got back. It looks like it was one hell of a party. [post_page_title]#3 This Guy Photobombing His Own Wedding Photo[/post_page_title] Wedding photos can be very formal, serious things, and that's understandable - a lot of money and planning goes into weddings, and you want the photos to be just right. This guy isn't bothered and has decided to just be himself. [caption id="attachment_4582" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Thatguy9211[/caption] Personally, I think all wedding photos should have this much silliness in them. I think this is great. [post_page_title]#4 This Unusual Christmas Lights Display[/post_page_title] This guy's wife had been getting upset that their house didn't look very festive and saying they should put some lights up. This is what he decided to install on the front of their house. [caption id="attachment_4583" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @OpticDream[/caption] To be fair, it's hard to get around every single chimney in the world without stopping for a toilet break at some point. [post_page_title]#5 This Inventive Use Of Candles[/post_page_title] This guy obviously put so much time into making a tasty-looking birthday cake that he forgot to check if they had the right candles to mark his girlfriend's 39th birthday. [caption id="attachment_4584" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @Kwantumflux[/caption] His quick-thinking maths is impressive, though, as he manages to find a solution just with what he has to hand. [post_page_title]#6 This Baby's Facial Adornments[/post_page_title] This guy was left in charge of the baby while his wife was away and was asked to send a picture of him to show he was ok. [caption id="attachment_4585" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @damnItIan[/caption] The baby had finally fallen asleep by the time he took the picture, but he wanted to give an impression of what he'd been like up until that point. [post_page_title]#7 This Tinder-Chat Blanket[/post_page_title] This guy has come up with one of the most over-the-top, and one of the sweetest, anniversary presents ever. To celebrate one year of marriage to his wife, he gets their first-ever conversation on Tinder printed onto a big blanket. [caption id="attachment_4586" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @TeenageTeenwolf[/caption] There's just hope there's nothing too X-rated in there that any guests or visiting family members would object to seeing! [post_page_title]#8 This Guy Posing With His Cat[/post_page_title] This guy has such a close bond with his girlfriend's cat that they're able to mimic one another's expressions and do synchronized photoshoots together. [caption id="attachment_4587" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @Arsenicyellow[/caption] I just hope he's also this emotionally tuned-in to his girlfriend herself and not just to her cat. [post_page_title]#9 This Car Seat Replacement[/post_page_title] This guy had to drive his toddler to the babysitter's house, but he realized too late that his wife had left with the car seat. When she asked how he was going to resolve the problem, he sent her this... [caption id="attachment_4588" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Big-D_OdoubleG[/caption] And then turned his phone off for 4 hours. I hope she saw the funny side of it! [post_page_title]#10 This Ill-Advised Gag[/post_page_title] This is certainly a well-written gag and one you've got to appreciate once you get over how mean it is. [caption id="attachment_4589" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @she_oops[/caption] The best relationships are the ones where you know one another well enough to be this mean, I reckon. [post_page_title]#11 This Dog Burial[/post_page_title] This guy decided to take his girlfriend's dog to the beach for some quality time together and even went to the effort of sending her photos of all the fun they were having together. [caption id="attachment_4590" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @AlexanderTheGr347[/caption] My favorite thing about this is how utterly resigned to its fate the poor dog seems to be. [post_page_title]#12 This Failed Family Photo[/post_page_title] This guy was taking a family photo of his wife and daughters and told a naff "Dad Joke" to get them to smile, prompting these expressions... [caption id="attachment_4591" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @Tio76[/caption] Obviously, some of his family appreciate his sense of humor more than others! [post_page_title]#13 This Toast Origami[/post_page_title] When you're sick, the one thing you want is for someone to just kindly go and fetch you what you want. Even better if they do it and incorporate a high-effort, low-return pun into the proceedings too. [caption id="attachment_4592" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @bonjourdebbie[/caption] I'm having trouble working out how those pieces combine to form a whole slice. There are some extra bits unaccounted for, right? Or is it just me? [post_page_title]#14 This List Of Reasons For Crying[/post_page_title] Some people are just very tuned into their emotions, and it doesn't take much to set them off. This guy decided to keep a record of everything that made his girlfriend cry, and it's quite the read. [caption id="attachment_4593" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @TechnicallyRon_[/caption] I'm with her on the videos of dogs thing, to be honest. I'm in bits if I even see a dog. Lovely things. [post_page_title]#15 This Age-Appropriate Game Of Risk[/post_page_title] This guy was left alone with the kids for the first time and was asked by his wife to send a picture of them to show how they were doing. This is what he sent... [caption id="attachment_4594" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @johnsbuffalo[/caption] Looks like all four teams have fairly equal control of the board at the moment, so the babies are doing very well for their first game. [post_page_title]#16 This Guy Trying To Get Out Of Shopping[/post_page_title] Everyone's ended up having to tag along on an unwanted shopping trip at some point, whether with a parent or a partner or whatever. Not everyone has found it so terrible that they've had to resort to outside help to get out of it like this guy, though. [caption id="attachment_4595" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @DudeDad[/caption] I wonder if he got picked up by anyone and hitch-hiked his way out of there? [post_page_title]#17 This Incredible Christmas Outfit[/post_page_title] This guy was told by his wife to dress up for a professional family Christmas photo shoot. I imagine she was thinking of a general smart-casual vibe with perhaps a festive twist. He was thinking of this... [caption id="attachment_4596" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @Darzin[/caption] It's a strong look, but hey, if you can't wear it for a professional Christmas photoshoot, there's literally no time you can ever wear it, so good on him. [post_page_title]#18 This Gender Reveal Cake[/post_page_title] Gender reveal parties are an odd recent fad, but the dad-to-be who went and got this cake made at least seems to understand that they're inherently a bit silly and has certainly gone with that vibe for the message. [caption id="attachment_4597" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @Lemongrass29[/caption] I wonder if there were any more elderly relatives here to celebrate the imminent arrival of their grandchildren who found this less funny than others? [post_page_title]#19 These Herb Puns[/post_page_title] This guy decided to be helpful by labeling some of his wife's herbs. But rather than give in to boring tradition by just labeling them with their names, he's decided to incorporate some excellent puns. [caption id="attachment_4598" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Reddit @whit1and[/caption] I'm sure he mint no harm by it. [post_page_title]#20 This Tree Topper[/post_page_title] This guy's fiancee was worried their Christmas tree was a bit too serious and drab and told him to find a more fun, festive tree topper to take the edge off. This is what he came up with. [caption id="attachment_4599" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @katlikeafox[/caption] A total failure, as far as I'm concerned. This bit of King Kong is very dramatic and emotional and not funny or silly at all. What was he thinking? [post_page_title]#21 This Goat-in-the-Bed[/post_page_title] This picture was taken by a woman who was woken by her husband late at night texting her and saying: "Wake up or I'm bringing the goats inside!" She ignored the text and went back to sleep and then was woken by this... [caption id="attachment_4600" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @whitedragonatx[/caption] There must be more context to this story that explains it. They must have had a pet goat in the garden, right? Surely. Or did the husband steal a goat? It's an odd one, this. [post_page_title]#22 This Letter From Santa[/post_page_title] This dad was charged with writing the letter from Santa that the kids would discover on Christmas morning but realized halfway through that there's not much point in him writing anything that specific. [caption id="attachment_4601" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @SirSilksalot[/caption] A fair point well made. [post_page_title]#23 This Sabotaged Anniversary Message[/post_page_title] This guy's wife put the message "We Still Do" on this board to celebrate their 13-year anniversary, and posted a picture of it to Instagram before noticing that he'd added an extra word while she wasn't looking. [caption id="attachment_4602" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE[/caption] I hope it was a good long time before she noticed and that this picture was out there on Instagram causing maximum mischief before she realized. [post_page_title]#24 These Stockings With Ulterior Motives[/post_page_title] This husband, whose name is Ian, was very insistent that he and his wife's new puppy be given its own stocking on Christmas Day. She thought it was a very sweet idea, until she realized his actual reason for pushing for it. [caption id="attachment_4603" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @alymac95[/caption] I wonder if marrying someone whose name begins with A was simply Stage 1 of his masterplan? [post_page_title]#25 This Burrito Girlfriend[/post_page_title] When their classes were canceled due to arctic weather conditions, this guy decided to make a boring day in a bit more interesting by wrapping his girlfriend up like a burrito and feeding her mozzarella sticks. [caption id="attachment_4604" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @goodlittleguy[/caption] She looks happy, but I do hope she was on-board with all of this, otherwise it'd be a horrific thing to be subjected to. [post_page_title]#26 This Escaped Spider Prank[/post_page_title] This guy played a prank on his arachnophobe wife by leaving this rather unpleasant surprise for her at the end of the day. [caption id="attachment_4605" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit[/caption] Fingers crossed it didn't send her into a total panic. [post_page_title]#27 This Parkinsons Prank[/post_page_title] This guy, after being diagnosed with Parkinson's, managed to find the funny side of his illness by sending out this as his Christmas letter to his friends. [caption id="attachment_4606" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @akiro27[/caption] The little sticker from his wife explaining the joke just makes it extra adorable, I reckon. [post_page_title]#28 This Bug Prank[/post_page_title] This guy's girlfriend had recently had a bug problem in her apartment. One night, when they were drinking together, and she had got quite drunk, he decided to do this while she had gone to the toilet. [caption id="attachment_4607" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @ketchuppacket[/caption] This is one of those real "Could be hilarious or could end the relationship" pranks, so fingers crossed it went well for him! [post_page_title]#29 This Horrific Pie[/post_page_title] This guy was asked by his wife to cut vents in the turkey pie she was baking to let the air circulate through it. This is what he did... [caption id="attachment_4608" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @FillsYourNiche[/caption] It's one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. I feel like someone needs to kill the poor thing to put it out of its misery. [post_page_title]#30 This Photoshoot[/post_page_title] This guy grew a mustache his girlfriend really hated and was told he had to shave it off. He did, but only after saying goodbye to it with a professional photo shoot with his dog. [caption id="attachment_4609" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit - Reddit @sapperdanman[/caption] To be fair, in this context the mustache does look pretty good. But it's a fairly specific context, I suppose.

Ah, office life. It's one of the most monotonous existences on the planet. Within four walls, you and countless others are trapped in front of computer screens - the highlight of your day most likely being a trip to the communal kitchen to have a slice of Andy from IT's birthday cake. This often results in passive-aggressive notes. Whether they're telling off a colleague for failing to flush (yeah, that happened in my office) or simply threatening war if someone dares steal one of your all-important energy drinks from the refrigerator. So to celebrate them for what they are, which is often hilarious, here are 30 of the most passive-aggressive office notes the internet has to offer. [post_page_title]The Date[/post_page_title] Now, while it's often said that you should never sh*t where you eat, office romances and flings are all part of the course of large numbers of people spending a lot of time together. But not all office dates are necessarily romantic... No one wants to eat an out of date can of food. But this office worker took this note as an opportunity to reveal that they were "Forever in the friend zone." #TinyVolin [caption id="attachment_4033" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / jcravenw[/caption] [post_page_title]Printer Problems[/post_page_title] Life in an office can be soul-destroying at the best of times, so when a vital piece of equipment like a printer stops working, rage levels can be higher than normal. It's the worst kind of jamming. Hence this hilariously passive-aggressive note. Come on! Sing with me. "Don't worry... bout da ink... cuz everything you print... gonna turn out white." This gem was captioned: "Found this at work today." [caption id="attachment_4034" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / maskedme[/caption] [post_page_title]Sensitive Workers[/post_page_title] In offices, people are often underpaid, and when they are offered pittances of pay rises, or see other workers getting promoted ahead of them, it can make them more sensitive than most to the little things. Clearly, these guys had decided that enough was enough, and whoever was subject to their rage posted this passive-aggressive note. It was captioned: "Walked past the It office door and noticed a new sign." [caption id="attachment_4035" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / vickimeaks[/caption] [post_page_title]The Trend[/post_page_title] Anyone who has ever had their lunch eaten by a coworker knows how devastating it is, especially when it's the end of the month and money to buy a replacement is tight, which is why many office workers resort to labeling their food. But this practice doesn't necessarily go down well with everyone, hence this extremely passive-aggressive meme about Kevin the sandwich. [caption id="attachment_4036" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / nelltent[/caption] [post_page_title]Comic Sans[/post_page_title] Now, I don't know about you, but when I learned how to use a computer in the early noughties, the font of choice for just about everyone was Comic Sans. But these days, it's mostly associated with primary schools, hence this note... "Please don't use Comic Sans - we are a Fortune 500 Company, not a Lemonade Stand." Well, like I said, in office environments, even the smallest of things can drive people crazy. [caption id="attachment_4037" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / nomdeweb[/caption] [post_page_title]Flush Gate[/post_page_title] Shortly after I began my current job, a company-wide message was sent after someone dropped off a giant steaming turd in the ladies and didn't flush. The person who sent it told them to flush, and needless to say, not a single woman stood up. Yikes! Clearly, however, such a passive-aggressive message merited an even more passive-aggressive response in this office. [caption id="attachment_4038" align="aligncenter" width="796"] Credit: Twitter / unknown[/caption] [post_page_title]DON'T TOUCH MY MUG[/post_page_title] Aside from discovering an unwelcome and most likely smelly present in the office bathroom, another problem faced by workers is discovering that there are no mugs left in the kitchen, which is what resulted in this hilarious exchange. To be fair to this guy, he probably just wanted to guarantee his morning coffee, and I can't blame him for that. [caption id="attachment_4039" align="aligncenter" width="796"] Credit: Reddit / Pistolfist[/caption] [post_page_title]Making Your Own Fun[/post_page_title] Because office life can be so monotonous, sometimes workers take just about any opportunity to make their days a little brighter. Like by leaving a paper trail for their coworker who was nowhere to be found... This hilarious series of notes was captioned: "Leave the office For 10 mins." It's a good thing that this person was only gone for 10 minutes because their coworkers seem needy AF. [caption id="attachment_4041" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / SuperSonicYoshi[/caption] [post_page_title]The Philosopher[/post_page_title] Sometimes, when you're stuck in an office, you can't help but think about the bigger things. Will this be your life forever? Doomed to stare out into the windows of other offices and wondering if their occupants are just as miserable as you are? Well, it turns out that even if you reach depressing conclusions, it doesn't really matter, because as this printer note says, in the grand scheme of things, everything is temporary. This picture was captioned: "The office philosopher." [caption id="attachment_4042" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / potato99[/caption] [post_page_title]The Pen[/post_page_title] Whoever invented company-wide emails probably regrets it by now because sometimes, when a worker thinks "enough is enough", they can be a little too trigger happy and email dozens of people about the most innocuous things... like a missing pen. This picture was captioned: "An email went out around the office about a lost pen. This appeared in the break room the next day." [caption id="attachment_4043" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / katie0928[/caption] [post_page_title]The Dishes[/post_page_title] It's only common courtesy that you clean up after yourself - even if your office has a cleaner. Personally, I think it's only right that the cleaner and the CEO are treated with the same amount of respect. So this is a passive-aggressive note that I completely stan. This picture, which hilariously frames reality, was captioned: "They just don't." [caption id="attachment_4044" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / unknown[/caption] [post_page_title]This Is Glorious[/post_page_title] It only stands to reason that the lower the maintenance costs of the office, the more money there will be for employees - even if it's for something as simple as allowing them an extra drink at the Christmas party, so I am in favor of this note. But I'm also in favor of the hilarious sticky note conversation which took place below it. This picture was captioned: "New rules for posting notices in the office." [caption id="attachment_4045" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / mafafu[/caption] [post_page_title]DEBBIE[/post_page_title] Sometimes when there is a notorious office theif, extreme action needs to be taken to stop them in their tracks. Like, for example, labeling every lunch to let Debbie know that none of them belong to her. This picture was captioned: "Apparently Debbie has a bit of bad reputation around the office refrigerator". No sh*t, Sherlock! [caption id="attachment_4046" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / johnny0[/caption] [post_page_title]Sarcasm[/post_page_title] As we've learned by now, when you have to spend a sizable portion of the week in an environment you most likely don't like around people who you probably aren't a fan of either, you'll do anything to pass the time. Even if that means chuckling at your own sarcasm. Clearly, somebody couldn't help themselves. This picture was captioned: "Sacarsm at the office." [caption id="attachment_4047" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / cludvic[/caption] [post_page_title]Dave's Drinks[/post_page_title] Clearly, offices are home to many fridge wars, and Dave came up with a hilariously innovative solution to let his colleagues know exactly which refreshments were his. This picture was captioned: "I Don't Know Why I Can't Stop Laughing At This." Let's just hope that there wasn't an intern in the office called Dave that day, or else there would have been Hell to pay. [caption id="attachment_4048" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / Kitteh666[/caption] [post_page_title]A Brazen Thief[/post_page_title] Now, while I'm no thief (seriously, I once accidentally forgot to pay for a piece of bubblegum in the 90s and returned it to the store later that day), I imagine that one of the first rules would be, y'know, not getting caught. Although, admittedly, this person's makeshift replacement is pretty hilarious. This picture was sarcastically captioned: "I believe we have an office thief, damn." [caption id="attachment_4049" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / chrishatcher1[/caption] [post_page_title]Mr. Cricket's Funeral[/post_page_title] One of my standout memories from high school was when my history class bizarrely decided to hold a funeral for a bee that had terrorized us - a bee we fondly named Jimbob (posthumously), and it turns out this office held a similar ceremony... This hilarious scene was captioned: "Housekeeping at my friend's office missed a dead cricket. It has since snowballed into a full-on memorial." [caption id="attachment_4050" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Alex_Pee_Keaton[/caption] [post_page_title]This advice[/post_page_title] Sometimes, when you're impatient in an office, you'll do anything to make things happen faster, like pushing machinery, even though you know it won't make a difference. This picture was captioned: "This sarcastic advice in the office." [caption id="attachment_4051" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / zodmode[/caption] [post_page_title]Don't spoil the milk[/post_page_title] Until I worked in an office, I'd never experienced the disgusting horror of drinking expired milk. Imagine: you are tired, bleary-eyed, and after taking your first sip of coffee, you notice that something is up, only to discover what resembles cheese flakes floating around it. The horror! This amusing way of trying to solve this extremely infuriating problem was captioned: "Spoiled milk, spotted in my office." [caption id="attachment_4052" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / allie2action[/caption] [post_page_title]A Glorious Troll[/post_page_title] While trolls are problematic most of the time, sometimes, they can be hilarious. Either because they are messing with known bad guys, or simply making a dull office environment more entertaining. Case in point... "I am alarmed." Yes, door. You are, indeed. Cute eyes by the way. This picture was captioned: "Possible troll in the office?" [caption id="attachment_4053" align="aligncenter" width="792"] Credit: Reddit / Connie23[/caption] [post_page_title]Hey, Steve![/post_page_title] The great thing about language is that, depending on the context, some words have multiple meanings, which is the perfect opportunity for inventive humor, as this office worker gloriously demonstrated. This picture was captioned: "Please do not print large Jobs. Or, by all means, please do!" [caption id="attachment_4054" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / briansolis[/caption] [post_page_title]These post-it notes[/post_page_title] If we've learned one thing from this list, it's this: the cardinal office sin is stealing a coworker's food, but despite this, it seems to be a problem the world over. This picture calling out multiple office fridge thefts was captioned: "The office fridge today." Now, if I worked here, I reckon I'd be asking HR to stage an intervention! [caption id="attachment_4055" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / jimthehacksawduggan[/caption] [post_page_title]This historical device[/post_page_title] Technology has changed astronomically in recent years, making office life, for most, a lot easier, which is why this phone, complete with a wire which would make its usage tricky, was subject to a hilarious passive-aggressive note. This picture was captioned: "My office refuses to take down this non-operating antiquated piece of equipment, so I did the only logical thing." [caption id="attachment_4056" align="aligncenter" width="788"] Credit: Reddit / grindinghalt[/caption] [post_page_title]Jesus is watching you...[/post_page_title] When there is a large number of drinks seemingly on offer in an office, the temptation can be overwhelming. After all, who will notice when one goes missing? Well, the answer is Jesus. The son of God will notice. "Jesus stood and sad in a loud voice, 'If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink." Well, clearly he's not watching these office workers in the way they expected... [caption id="attachment_4057" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Twitter / jesussaves[/caption] [post_page_title]The ketchup monster[/post_page_title] Sometimes, passive-aggressive notes can borderline on aggressive and this is a prime example. The cheek! The boldness! AND THE KETCHUP! This picture was captioned: "This is what happens when people submit passive-aggressive office memos where I work." [caption id="attachment_4058" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Brodoor[/caption] [post_page_title]Complaints[/post_page_title] While everyone should be open to criticism, some people take it a lot worse than others. In fact, they're willing to threaten death by bombing at the mere prospect of professional critique. This picture was captioned: "The first thing I noticed about my dad's office." This is definitely enough to put any sane prospective employee off working here! [caption id="attachment_4059" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / LetsHaveKids[/caption] [post_page_title]Logic[/post_page_title] Most offices have more than one lunch because people tend to take a break around the same time. Where I work, it's typically between 1 and 2pm. That's why it's a good shout to have more than one microwave - so people can eat! But not in this office, oh no. For some bizarre reason, despite having an electrical problem which prevents the use of more than one microwave at a time, they have two. [caption id="attachment_4060" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / ThanksManagement[/caption] [post_page_title]The dishwasher isn't Brian[/post_page_title] We've seen a lot of office theft on this list, but not so much when it comes to office laziness in the dishwashing department, so to emphasize that it too is an epidemic, here is another hilarious example in passive-aggressive note form. This picture was captioned: "Note About The Middle-Aged Man Named Brian." Yeah, Brian must have been pushed one dish too far to write this, that's all I'm saying. [caption id="attachment_4061" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Credit: passiveaggressivenotes.com[/caption] [post_page_title]This fiend[/post_page_title] And last, but most certainly not least, is this absolutely vile creator who decided to cut an office cake in the most awkward way possible just to annoy their coworkers. All I'm saying is that they better have had a good reason! This picture was captioned: "Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This." Okay, yes, you can do what you want in an office, but as this list proves, it will not be without consequence. [caption id="attachment_4062" align="aligncenter" width="760"] Credit: Reddit / cityslicker47[/caption]