If you've dreamed about quitting your job on the spot - without bothering with a notice period or a formal resignation letter - then join the club!

Unfortunately, absolutely hating your job is something that we all go through. You may hate everything about the job or just certain aspects - but eventually, you get to the point where enough is enough.

But while many of us would love to quit abruptly, give our boss a piece of our mind and then not turn up for work ever again - unfortunately, it's not really feasible for the average Joe.

But one woman was brave enough to share a briefly-written note with her boss, telling him she wouldn't be turning up for work ever again, citing the boss' supposed "rudeness" as the reason.

The woman, who quit her job at a Target store in the US, shared the note to Reddit, with the caption: "the note I left on my TL desk after my shift" alongside a relieved emoji.

It read: "Hey Jordan! Just wanted to let you know that I will not be returning to work tomorrow or next week! Thx hun! – M."

The note continued: "P.S. I will never understand why you were so rude to me!"

And she ended the note with a drawing of an (ironic) smiley face.

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The response the woman got was divisive, with some praising her and others telling her it was the wrong thing to do.

One person told her: "Good job! I walked out of my job at Target too. I was the only one working in the food corner (before they all turned into a starbucks) and they would just f**king leave me there, even when I would be paging for help. I hated that job.

"And I always smelled like popcorn."

However, others felt the action was only "burnt bridges" for the former Target employee.

One wrote: "Y’all may laugh and cheer on how to leave a job- but trust me, once you step foot out of retail and into a more professional career, you’ll see what we’re saying about burning bridges and about how to leave a job."

A bartender has taken to social media to show off his brazen response to his now-former boss after being messaged at 2:59AM and being asked to work the next day.

Taking to Reddit, the unnamed bartender shared a series of messages between him and his ex-employer after he was messaged in the middle of the night and asked to start work at 10AM the following morning.

Sharing a screenshot of the text exchange, the Redditor - who goes by the username 'ThrowRA_1895' on the platform - captioned the post: "Got my beer balls on right now, I think I made the right decision".

In the opening request, the bartender's boss, Robert, writes: "I need you to come in 11am-10pm today, we have an event scheduled and one bartender."

You'll note that this opening message was sent at 2:59AM and didn't include a "please" or "thank you".

Fully within his right to do so, the bartender replies: "No thank you. Tomorrow is my day off."

Credit: Reddit/ThrowRA_1895 Credit: Reddit/ThrowRA_1895 Credit: Reddit/ThrowRA_1895

However, his employer - the one who messaged in the early hours of the morning, lest we forget - then has the audacity to tell the bartender that he needs "to be a team player". That being said, at least in this second message he asks: "Please come in tomorrow".

Enjoying his free time, the bartender replied: "Why are you just now telling me at 3am that you need me to work 11 hours tomorrow? I’ve had a few drinks and I don’t feel like coming into work hungover and working for that long on my day off."

Once again, a perfectly understandable reason for not being able to jump on a last-minute shift with just eight hours notice.

Unbelievable, the employer responds by telling the bartender that he needs "to stay ready for work" and says that getting drunk is "not a good look".

Aghast at what his manager had messaged, the bartender sarcastically responds: "You’re telling the BARTENDER to not drink on his time off? Wanna go tell the chefs to not eat off the clock too?" He says that if he was given more notice, he may have considered doing the extra shift, but considering he was already drunk, he didn't want to work 11 hours with a hangover.

He then asks why Robert couldn't fill in on the bar himself, to which his boss replies: "We are going to talk about this attitude when you come in on Sunday."

After clearly having enough of his boss' attitude, the bartender tells him: "No we're not. Bartenders are needed all over the place now. I think I’ll just go work at one of the dozens of places hiring around here. I’m fed up with you."

The boss hastily tries to tell the bartender that he was making a mistake and being impulsive because he was drunk - going as far as to say: "When you wake up tomorrow you're gonna regret this."

But the bartender gets the final work, simply replying: "Eat. My. A**."

The screenshots were shared to Reddit three days ago and have already amassed over 130,000 upvotes and 8,000 comments on the platform.

One person commented saying: "God I love it when the tone changes so hard in the span of a single message. He's all ready to be the big tough authority figure telling you how to act on your off hours and 'we're going to talk about this attitude' like your absentee stepdad, and then whoops, if he's actually gonna quit I'm gonna be f***ed!"

A second replied to the post saying: "'You need to be prepared' from a manager who isn't prepared for an extremely common contingency. Maybe manager should start looking for a job too, one that doesn't rely on his interpersonal skills and scheduling abilities being better than a sack of moldy potatoes."

Remember: Your time is your time.

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[caption id="attachment_4539" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / GeorgeRRHodor[/caption] Customers can be total jerks. It's no secret, especially if you've worked in retail. Many of us reading this, and likely many other humans working away this very minute, will find some solace in the fact that it's not just us. In the age of commerce and capitalism we live in, it is required and a key job descriptor to interact with fellow humans are coming to you or your compy to take part in the great money-game to purchase goods or services. It is the way. However, it isn't that simple. It is indeed the way, but it also not the whole way. Still with me? Customers are often not the most socially enlightened when it comes to etiquette and often behave in manners uncouth and down-right wrong towards waiters, bartenders, retail workers and many, many more. Sometimes though, people behave in such a way that some form of retaliation is inevitable and most of the time, it's very amusing. Case in point... [post_page_title]#1 Pet Supply Store Gets Real[/post_page_title] Pets are such a part of contemporary life that getting the kids used to furry little friends ahead of purchasing one is safe-bet. Most of the time that is... [caption id="attachment_4541" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / s1s2g3a4[/caption] It is until those who really should act with a little more civility and maturity ruin it for the rest of us. Shame on them, think of those poor puppies and children looking forward to a little play. [post_page_title]#2 This Woman Who Stole The Shop Cat From A Local Flower Shop[/post_page_title] Stealing is universally considered to be wrong regardless of whatever the item is. That said, there are definitely some examples where the act of fiver-finger discount is taken way further than what is already bad enough. [caption id="attachment_4542" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / criminalwines[/caption] Just read that caption for a second and let that sink in. Despicable. [post_page_title]#3 Risque But An Effective Shaming Tool[/post_page_title] Ah, alcohol. I've was a bar manager until recently, and the things I've had to tell people to stop doing in the places I've worked would shock you and so, it is with that in mind that I give this excellent entry on this list. [caption id="attachment_4543" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Speedwizard106[/caption] Perhaps a little risqué as the title suggests but still, well played to the person who put this sign up. [post_page_title]#4 A Wall Of Notoriety At My Favorite Gas Station, There's About 35 Of These Covering The Front Of The Store[/post_page_title] This one is perhaps one of my personal favorites on this compilation of feels and laughs, laughs and feels. [caption id="attachment_4544" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / cheddarbobbin[/caption] You really cannot go wrong with such a simple shaming and calling-out method. The jerkerey here is well under control and what the excellent part of this is, is the fact that this is only a small part of the window. Hats off to you and your anti-jerk ways! [post_page_title]#5 Blunt-Force Shaming[/post_page_title] Stealing is wrong, we have established that, but stealing the tips of those working long hours, for low wages and having to deal with people such as those who populate a list such as this is nothing short of abhorrent. [caption id="attachment_4545" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Southernboyj[/caption] Working in service is hard and takes its toll. Tips make it better, remember that. I do like a side order of shame with my tips, especially if it's directed at people like the above. [post_page_title]#6 Lying Customer Caught With Their Image Search Down[/post_page_title] Ah, the complainers of this world. Some do it well and admirably, others less so and simply just because they can or have little meaning in their lives. Either way, working in the food and service industry has taught me how commonplace this really is. However, some people truly underestimate us simple workers... [caption id="attachment_4546" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Toasty_eggos-[/caption] Excellent. [post_page_title]#7 Cafe Provides Boardgames Free Of Charge To Customers; Customers Destroy It In Less Than A Week[/post_page_title] Today on: "This is why we can't have nice things". [caption id="attachment_4547" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Unknown[/caption] This. Imagine getting something for free and not only ruining it for the next person but throwing the gesture back in the faces of those kind enough to do so and then just leave in blissful ignorance. [post_page_title]#8 It's Hard To Argue Sometimes...[/post_page_title] This next entry is one of those you can't really dispute the annoyance towards. I mean, this must have had to happen an innumerable amount of times before this sign went up! [caption id="attachment_4548" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / vacationbeard[/caption] Today on: "Discoveries to revolutionize human-kind - Pockets". [post_page_title]#9 A Customer Wanted To Return Some Produce Because "It Was Too Ripe." I Asked Him If He Had Already Tried Eating It Anyway And He Said "Does It Look Like I Touched It?"[/post_page_title] This is... [caption id="attachment_4549" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / nakedlynutricious[/caption] Incredible. What thought process would lead to the justification for even A) attempting this and B) convincing yourself post-surgical procedure to take it back to the store in the first place. The mind boggles. [post_page_title]#10 Wandering Through The Store, When Suddenly I Smell Piss. Stay Trashy Salt Lake[/post_page_title] In most nations of the world, where large stores are prevalent, it is a legal requirement that toilet facilities are made available to customers. [caption id="attachment_4550" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / tritops2018[/caption] Or perhaps not... Or maybe, this was simply the perfect spot. Who knows? [post_page_title]#11 When Parents Let Their Kids Destroy The Thrift Store[/post_page_title] On a personal level, whenever I have had to serve families, I expect the worst. It is common enough that tiny-humans make a little mess and for the most part it is excusable. However, sometimes, that isn't the worst part of this all-too-common equation. [caption id="attachment_4551" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Unsafeturtle[/caption] Control your kids, parents, and if they do get somewhat out of hand - CLEAN. IT. [post_page_title]#12 Store Clerks Had To Lock The Freezers After The Recent Trashy Trend Of People Going Around Stores, Opening Containers And Licking The Top Of The Ice Cream Before Putting It Back[/post_page_title] I can understand really wanting to try things, really, but this next entry takes food shopping to a new level. [caption id="attachment_4552" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / HaseebM1[/caption] The new level being, not actually shopping, rather ruining the days of others and costing businesses money for no more than a few near-non-beneficial moments of pleasure on the taste buds. Get in the sea. [post_page_title]#13 This Is Amusing But Still. This Would Be About $2![/post_page_title] Much like the person from which this image is sourced, I did partake in a chuckle. [caption id="attachment_4553" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / BlueberryPuffy[/caption] That said and light-humor aside, all you are really doing is depriving a child and/or setting a bad example for one. Shame on you! [post_page_title]#14 Girl Wants Some Company To Go And Steal From The Dollar Store[/post_page_title] This next one is utterly incredible in its epitome of everything that is wrong with the developed world. [caption id="attachment_4554" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / je_suis_un_negre[/caption] Today on: "I can't believe this is actually real". [post_page_title]#15 Ripping Off The “Bad” Lettuce From Each Head Until She Finds One With Enough Left Over To Keep[/post_page_title] Fresh fruit and veg are almost never perfect, and if on the off chance they are, then great but some people have some interesting methods on how they find such perfected nutrients. [caption id="attachment_4555" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / heavymetal7[/caption] Another incredible attitude on show - captured and adequately shamed for all to see and learn from. [post_page_title]#16 Just Chillin At The Coffee Shop[/post_page_title] Coffee shops are a modern delight. Catch up with friends, get some work done or just get away from it all with some tasty caffeinated beverages, put your feet up, FIGURATIVELY. [caption id="attachment_4556" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / geekaz01d[/caption] It was meant, FIGURATIVELY. [post_page_title]#17 People Testing Spray Paint At Ollies[/post_page_title] Fun is fun but being a moron is as thus! [caption id="attachment_4557" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Madsuperninja[/caption] Imagine caring little about others enough to make their day hell. I bet they didn't know the person who had to clean that up. Cameras exist and I hope they were caught. [post_page_title]#18 Customer Throwing Cup He Peed In At Me Because I Didn't Let Him Use Our Employees Only Bathroom[/post_page_title] Letting people use the toilet one of those things that if possible, most people would allow in most businesses and places of work but employees-only areas are there for a reason. A reason this next human-being clearly could not fathom. [caption id="attachment_4558" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / GrimmReaper[/caption] The fact that this person took the time to not only pee on sight but to hurl at the poor person just doing his job speaks volumes. Karma comes around, and it has been said that it's made of waste fluid. [post_page_title]#19 How People Leave The Aisle In Forever 21...[/post_page_title] "But it's someone's job, so why does it matter?" [caption id="attachment_4560" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / eherschend[/caption] "Disgraceful" is the title of today's episode of - Entitlement: Story Of Shaped Fabric. [post_page_title]#20 People Keep Stealing Little Buddha Figurines From This Store At My Local Mall[/post_page_title] Post act, the people who thought that a little free shopping would bless them would come back to a simple yet effective shaming. [caption id="attachment_4562" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / wtfkritonimo[/caption] I mean, it's a little paraphrased, but it's still profoundly correct. [post_page_title]#21 Spotted Some Opened Up, Upside Down Nail Polish Bottles At Our Local Target[/post_page_title] Make the world pretty again. [caption id="attachment_4563" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Iwantyourtacos[/caption] Said no one ever when talking about nail varnish and such. I mean, they're even reduced so people will buy them, what's the point here what has been achieved? I DEMAND ANSWERS! [post_page_title]#22 This Is How A Table Left The Tip For One Of My Servers[/post_page_title] Tipping in some cultures is expected, and in others, it is simply encouraging to varying degrees. Either way, it's a nice gesture and affirmation of hard work, totaling up to help with modern living costs. In short, it's a simple pleasant gesture. [caption id="attachment_4564" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / LightsSoundAction[/caption] This person decided that the hard work of the kitchen, servers and all clearly wasn't enough and chose to leave a gauntlet ahead of those who dared. [post_page_title]#23 Nothing Screams Parenting Win Like Letting Your Kid Stand On The Bar And Play With The Taps For A Half Hour[/post_page_title] This... [caption id="attachment_4565" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / verucasallt[/caption] is... ...way too real. [post_page_title]#24 Bringing Your Kid With You To An Adult Toy Shop[/post_page_title] I am astounded. Not only do people not want to imagine anyone they know taking part in carnal pleasures, but when it's your parents, it really takes the biscuit. Usually, it's a simple "ewwwwww, shut up!" and all is defused. However... [caption id="attachment_4566" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / theorangehorns[/caption] ... things such as this also happen. *shudder* [post_page_title]#25 Someone Put Out Their Cigarette In A Dog Dish Outside This Local Shop...[/post_page_title] It's a nice touch when businesses leave water bowls for our four-legged furry life partners. [caption id="attachment_4567" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / MonsterThumb101[/caption] This, however, is just ignorant, and I should think what makes this worse, is that there was a cigarette bin just out of shot. Shame, shammmmeeeee, SHAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE! Poor woofers! [post_page_title]#25 Decided They Didn’t Want Their Bag Of Frozen Chicken Breasts So Why Not Leave Them Here To Drip Over Everything Below It[/post_page_title] Food hygiene is a must in the modern world, and it's something that more and more people are aware of now. It's only beneficial really. [caption id="attachment_4568" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / JuliusTweezer[/caption] Or, as it happens, apparently not. Mmmmm, tasty stomach quivering oatmeal cremes, you can really taste the meat protein, just how I like them! [post_page_title]#25 Customer Left This Note Instead Of Tip[/post_page_title] Once again, the service industry is an absolute institution in the modern world and an industry myself and many others have absolute open respect for! The key and operative word there is "many", a word that implies "not all". [caption id="attachment_4569" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / BallsackHippo[/caption] I'm calling it! It's time to reinstate conscription! I've had enough! Three years of compulsory work in food and service! Humour and deserved shaming and calling out aside, this would teach people like this smug individual some manners. [post_page_title]#26 When You Steal A Bra From The Store, But Replace It With Your Old One[/post_page_title] Of all the resources I have at my disposal for this list of absolute astonishment and resulting solidarity, it is here that near the end, I have chosen to "step it up a notch" - sorry! - size. [caption id="attachment_4570" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / AngryLittlePhoenix[/caption] Yes, what you are seeing with your naturally-grown ocular devices is exactly what you have established it to be. [post_page_title]#27 A Customer Tried It On Their Dog And Put It Back On The Shelf[/post_page_title] Some people see the world through "try before you buy" spectacles. [caption id="attachment_4571" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / NotAnotherGummyBear[/caption] It is said that the new line of "try-specs" also comes with an engraving that reads: "Don't fret, someone else will sort that for you". [post_page_title]#28 Customer Leaves Dirty Diaper On Restaurant Table For Waitress To Dispose Of[/post_page_title] Once again, this one strikes a little personal resonation, of which I will tell you why once your disbelief at the title has dissipated post-scroll. [caption id="attachment_4573" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / thirdcoastgirlll[/caption] A customer at my previous bar did nearly the very same, putting a used diaper filled to bursting in the dry-waste bin nested in a central location. I wonder how they deal with this occurrence in their own home? My sense of smell curious... [post_page_title]#29 Someone Just Made This Mess, Dropped A Few Napkins On It, And Then Left...[/post_page_title] Yet another example of disregard, recorded to shame and educate. This is your trigger-warning! Scroll away... [caption id="attachment_4574" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / illicitz[/caption] What makes this even worse is not only the mess itself, but the overtly sub-par manner in which the person in question has hastily and very, very poorly thrown some napkins down and made a quick exit. You'd just go up and say something surely?! No? Just me? Urgh. [post_page_title]#30 What Is It In Your Cleavage... At The Grocery Store?[/post_page_title] Scroll down slowly for this one and prepare yourself. Had I not ended this list of ten multiplied by three with this image, I would have failed you all, let alone myself. In all honesty, I had to stare at this one for far more than I would have liked, simply take it all in before pondering (again, for far too long), HOW this has even happened?! [caption id="attachment_4575" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / yourmomak[/caption] Once I had ascertained that this indeed WASN'T baguette or parsnip and settled on the reality of its phallic nature, it only served to propagate more and more questions. I've seen some things in my time working behind bars and in restaurants, but this list has been an interesting read. Don't be like these people.

[caption id="attachment_4957" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @bramflake[/caption] Ask most people what they think of notorious mass-murdering dictator Josef Stalin and most will tell you he was a really bad egg. Mind you, that practice he had of rewriting the history of his country by doctoring photos to remove people he didn't want to be in them - there's something in that. It's ruthless, insane and egomaniacal, yes. But who among us can honestly say we don't have some photos that we really like because they remind us of a great holiday, or because we look really great in them, or any number of reasons, but we're kept from truly enjoying them because they feature an ex who now brings a lot of bad associations to the photo itself? Wouldn't we all do as Stalin did and do a little editing of our own personal history to get rid of some bad memories if only there were some way to do it? Well, one clever entrepreneur offered this exact service on Twitter, with some very amusing results... [post_page_title]It Starts Innocently Enough...[/post_page_title] Whether or not this Twitter user has much of a professional background in graphic design or was just throwing this idea out onto the internet a propos of nothing, she seems pretty serious about her offer to Photoshop exes out of photos for $10 apiece. [caption id="attachment_4958" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @hexappeal[/caption] Hard to know if this started out at least partly tongue-in-cheek, but people certainly came back with some sincere requests. [post_page_title]The First Attempt[/post_page_title] Here's the first photo submission she received - one of these two looks much happier to be at this picnic in the park anyway, so the writing's very much on the wall already for this relationship. [caption id="attachment_4959" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @hexappeal[/caption] Enter our hero, ready to work her magic and make it possible for this lady to enjoy this photo again. [post_page_title]Abracadabra![/post_page_title] And just like that, he's gone! No longer doomed to look at a picture of herself and some weird bored-looking guy in a park, this lady can now just enjoy the sight of herself and her dog having a fun picnic together! [caption id="attachment_4960" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @hexappeal[/caption] And who wouldn't want that? [post_page_title]Doubt Creeps In[/post_page_title] Mind you, our hero had to step in to defend the fact that she had in fact Photoshopped him out in response to suggestions that he looked so weird in the original photo that she must have Photoshopped him in in the first place. [caption id="attachment_4961" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @hexappeal[/caption] I guess the fact that he looks so weird and tacked-on in the first photo is testament to just how much that relationship wasn't quite working? [post_page_title]Another Job[/post_page_title] After proving her skills at removing unwanted memories, the jobs came pouring in. This guy no longer has to superimpose a clown's head onto this photo in order to look at it without painful flashbacks. [caption id="attachment_4962" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @chrisart00[/caption] Now he's got a nice photo of himself just chilling at the beach - that's much better! [post_page_title]More Happy Customers[/post_page_title] This woman must have spent years trying to look at this delightful photo of herself having fun on a swing only to be reminded of the guy she's left behind - hexappeal to the rescue once again! [caption id="attachment_4963" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @nahtchristine[/caption] This is an advanced job, as she's even managed to remove his hands, both of which he's placed on his girlfriend as she swings. Painting out each individual finger must have taken a while! [post_page_title]Yet Another[/post_page_title] This woman, posing with her kitten, must have been very reluctant to just delete such a cute photo, but it seems a shame she has to see her ex's big grinning head every time she looks at it. [caption id="attachment_4964" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @bramflake[/caption] Hey presto! Just her and her cat! A great improvement! [post_page_title]Another Clown Head[/post_page_title] The trend of covering up an ex's face with a clown's head is back again and, once again, our hero hexappeal makes it completely unnecessary with another expert digital removal. [caption id="attachment_4965" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @lalunelo[/caption] True, it now looks like this woman went to the prom on her own, but hey, good on her for owning it, I guess. [post_page_title]A Sad Story[/post_page_title] This next request comes with its own sad story attached - all this woman wants to do is to be able to look back and remember being Student of the Year without being reminded of her terrible ex. Is that so much to ask? [caption id="attachment_4966" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @reshkay_[/caption] Things get competitive here, as hexappeal's original post has become so popular that others vying for her crown are ready to swoop in and poach the next big job from her. [post_page_title]A Second Hero Enters[/post_page_title] Another fine job from our old friend...wait, what? Looks like another Photoshop wiz has swooped in and done the work on this one! [caption id="attachment_4967" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @Vivaalauren[/caption] Hope our original Photoshopper got some sort of finder's fee for this one. [post_page_title]Further Requests[/post_page_title] In fact, people were enjoying the thread so much by this point that they were throwing in outlandish requests of their own that require a bit of extra-sensory perception. [caption id="attachment_4968" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @CrPerezz25[/caption] I can't help but feel that asking a graphic designer to accurately predict someone's next boyfriend and Photoshop them into a picture is a bit of a tall order. [post_page_title]Looking Happier[/post_page_title] Soon enough, people started observing that the woman in the first picture even seemed to look happier without her ex! [caption id="attachment_4969" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @BiscuitofYork[/caption] Maybe this is why Stalin started doing it in the first place - maybe he just thought he looked happier on his own? [post_page_title]High Praise[/post_page_title] And as the jobs keep rolling in, so too does the praise. [caption id="attachment_4970" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @ItaliaLione[/caption] Mind you, not everybody on the internet felt she did a totally flawless job on that first picture... [post_page_title]A Slight Mistake[/post_page_title] A couple of accounts got very eagle-eyed and noticed that, while the ex in question was gone and forgotten, a little part of him managed to stick around. [caption id="attachment_4971" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @ChaseVanek[/caption] Mind you, it's nice to have some kind of thing to hold onto and remind you of old relationships, right? [post_page_title]The Shoe Again[/post_page_title] Oh no! Sometimes when you make a tiny mistake that only one person notices, you can feel like you got away with it. But when lots of people start spotting it, it starts to feel like you'll never live it down. [caption id="attachment_4972" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @D_French_Gunner[/caption] Still, they didn't need to call her professionalism into question while doing it! [post_page_title]Another Rival[/post_page_title] And, shoe or no shoe, I think we can all agree that her work is considerably better than that of the, er...less naturally talented Photoshoppers who tried to undercut her prices. [caption id="attachment_4973" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @j87063973[/caption] Maybe it's just me, but I feel like it's a bit easier with that one to tell that something's not quite right. [post_page_title]A Big Order[/post_page_title] By and large, the people of the internet are impressed with her work. This woman got in touch seemingly with the promise of a very big order - sounds like she's got quite a few photos that need correcting. [caption id="attachment_4974" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @00sgurl[/caption] Mind you, she's only offering the same price as the one our Photoshopper originally quoted for just one photo, so she doesn't seem to have much of a head for business. [post_page_title]One Final Request[/post_page_title] And here's one last daft request - calling for her to make a qualitative judgement on who this stranger could feasibly stand a chance with, and then Photoshop in people who don't fit that category. Another tall order. [caption id="attachment_4975" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @2kew4u[/caption] Quite why he wants these pictures is anybody's guess. Will anybody believe him? [post_page_title]Business Expands[/post_page_title] Eventually, our Photoshopper has been inundated with so many requests that she has no choice but to increase her prices. The story of a truly successful business built from the ground up. [caption id="attachment_4976" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit - Twitter @hexappeal[/caption] We wish her every success and I can't wait to see the business inevitably expand into the world of predicting people's future partners and Photoshopping them in.  

Knowing when you're going to get paid is an important part of any job.

But for one man, asking about payday meant being fired from a role before he'd even started.

The shocked employee took to Reddit to share a text conversation he had with his new boss the day he was supposed to go in and sign the new hire paperwork.

It all started when the man - who goes by doggolover482 on the social media platform - asked how often he would be paid in his new role as a tutor.

In a screenshot of a text conversation between him and his new boss, things start friendly. The manager seems alright with the question and responds that payday is "bi-weekly".

The man followed this up with another straightforward question: "When will be my first payday?" However, this was clearly a step too far for the boss, who texted back that they had changed their mind.

"I would hire someone whose desire is to work with the company," they added.

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The boss then appeared to cancel a prior arrangement for the new hire to come into the office later that day.

The Reddit user - by now understandably bewildered by the conversation - texted back: "I'm sorry? I don't understand. I do want to work with the company. But pay information is important for me to properly budget for bills."

Despite this (entirely justified) explanation, their boss took this as another cue to fly off the handle. They texted back that they were "looking for an individual who is willing to work with the flow, with the environment" and that they weren't "looking for any candidates whose priority is only pay."

"[You] didn't ask me about any other staff, uniform etc. [You] have been only asking me [about] pay. So I am not interested in such a candidate," they added.

The Redditor argued his case back, saying that while his priority was the job, he still needed money for gas, food and shelter. He didn't share what his boss responded or whether he ended up taking the job, but it seems fairly clear from his post that he didn't.

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Many users in the comments were of the opinion that he was better off not working for such a crazy boss.

"I can say is thank goodness you found out! You don't work for such an a**. Here's to you finding something even better," one wrote.

"Massive red flag. You dodged a bullet," agreed another.

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