To you make boring Saturdays that little more bearable, here are eight of the funniest "overheard" tweets that prove everybody's stand-up comedian.
1. The power of the McNuggetWhatever they put in McDonald's know it does some crazy things.
2. Never underestimate kidsKids these days with their iPads and vegan diets from birth are a different breed.
3. Life is hardThis is the most relatable tweet I've seen in a while.
4. HeatwaveIt's always weird hearing or seeing people who work in health with health problems. Who fixes them? Not quite sure how to deal with thisone though.
5. Classic coffee shop banterNot sure who I feel more sorry for, Jake or girl 2.
6. LevelsThis is the definition of being cultured.
7. Que?This probably made sense in their head.
8. GymMake sure you get your fair share of exercise.
To all the eavesdroppers out there, we thank you for your service. Keep on dropping those eaves and you may feature in another round of these.