To the surprise of several extremely gullible people, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin revealed that their sudden pregnancy announcement was an April Fool's joke.
It all started when Justin shared an ultrasound image on Twitter. Then Hailey wrote the comment, "very funny," indicating the photo was a joke. But, plot twist! Bieber posted another photo, which appeared to show Hailey Baldwin getting an ultrasound at the hospital. Some people fell for the prank. Hook, line and sinker. Oh, sweet summer child... However, Twitter user @tellmelovebri quickly got to the bottom of the things. The ultrasound image was apparently pulled from Wikipedia. Also, the IV in the "hospital" picture does not appear to be connected to Hailey. That's some fine work, Detective @tellmelovebri. Now figure out what the hell was going on with Jussie Smollett. Finally, Justin Bieber confirmed the hoax by sharing this photo of a puppy in an ultrasound. And some people complained that fake pregnancy pranks aren't funny.Thus ends The Great Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin Pregnancy Hoax of 2019. However, as a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist, I'm choosing to believe that Hailey Baldwin is pregnant, with a human-animal hybrid that will be sent to live on a secluded island that doesn't appear on any known map to train as a soldier for the Illuminati's secret war against the aliens that are using chemtrails to turn the freakin' frogs gay for reasons that are obvious to any follower of QAnon.