Kylie Jenner's makeup company throws shade at Jordyn Woods following alleged Tristan Thompson cheating scandal
Like, oh my God, did you guys, like, hear the latest, like, news? Okurrr! Khloé Kardashian and Tristan Thompson literally broke up. Bible! We knew that Tristan was totes shady and major sus, since he got busted on camera getting cozy with turbo thots. Bloop. That was so not wavy. Now sources say he hooked up with that slore Jordyn Woods at a house party last weekend. Yeah, the same Jordyn who's, like, Kylie's, like, BFF. Damn, Gina! Facts.
Okay, since not everyone is fluent in Kardashian slang, I'll switch to English: Last weekend Tristan Thompson allegedly cheated on Khloé Kardashian with Kylie Jenner's best friend, Jordyn Woods, at a house party. Getting deja vu? It might be because last year videos leaked of Thompson getting cozy with other women while Khloé was pregnant with their daughter, True. Following that drama, the couple tried to work things out, but apparently, Khloé's had enough.
On Instagram Stories, the 34-year-old reality star finally broke her silence with a series of heartbreaking messages. The first: "The worst pain is gettin hurt by a person you explained your pain to." The second: "Somebody needs to hear this... that betrayal was your blessing!!!" And the third: "If they ask you about me, tell them: 'She was the only person that loved me with honesty, and I broke her.'" Then she posted an illustration of a woman crying, and no, I'm not crying right now, I just have something stuck in my eye - DON'T LOOK AT ME.
In the wake of this cheating scandal, Kylie Jenner's makeup company is throwing shade at Jordyn Woods, the longtime close friend who allegedly betrayed the family. After the news broke,Kylie Cosmetics slashed the price of the Jordy Velvet Liquid Lipstick Lip Kit in half. The raspberry red lipstick and lip liner was named after Jordyn, and launched in May 2018. However, the price of the entire Kylie x Jordyn BFF makeup collaboration has not been cut down. Yet.
Maybe Kylie took some inspiration from her followers. Following the news about Jordyn going full Brutus, one Twitter user joked, "@kyliecosmetics will be having a flash sale on the Kylie x Jordyn Collection. All products buy 1 get 10 free. Everything must go! Use the code "betrayal" for free shipping."Another person suggested that Kylie come out "with a new eyeshadow palette called Betrayal," which sounds like a real moneymaker.
Well, it's sad to see a relationship and a friendship come to an end, but on the upside, maybe this will inspire a dramatic new line of cosmetics. Just imagine, Judas Kiss lipstick, Duplicity perfume, Pure Evil Primer, Skullduggery contour, Crafty Jezebel blush. And they could have sassy slogans: This eye shadow will last a long time, unlike Jordyn's friendship. This eyeliner is totally black, like Jordyn's heart. Revenge is a dish best served through cosmetics.