Last year Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez rekindled their romance, proving that even young, attractive millionaire pop stars can find love. (Who knew?) A lot of people are thrilled about Jelena 2.0, but Selena's mom said she's not happy. In fact, she dislikes The Beebs so much that the couple had to spend the holidays separately, robbing the public of seeing adorable Jelena Christmas photos. Thanks a lot, Selena's mom. You are history's greatest monster.
We haven't heard much from the couple since then. Even Valentine's Day passed, without any hint of what the couple gave each other for gifts. But luckily, TMZ's crew of sleazy celebrity stalkers has come through, snapping pics of the couple's public displays of affection at Justin's dad's wedding. Jeremy Bieber married Chelsey Rebelo in Montego, and the wardrobe appeared to have a Jamaican theme and blah blah blah, whatever, you don't care about any of that, do you? You just want to see photos of Justin and Selena hugging and kissing. Well, clear your calendar.
In this photo, the two hold each other in a gentle embrace, closing their eyes because they're so overcome with passion. Or they might just be sleeping. Weddings are pretty boring.
In this photo, the two lounge in the hot tub, next to some old sunburnt dude, wearing a chain. Justin's arm is around Selena protectively - maybe he's worried that old dude's going to steal her away.
Here's a photo of the couple on the dance floor. Selena's flowing sundress is lovely, but The Beeb's bright pink shorts are really stealing the show. Bold choice.
In this photo, Selena's cracking up at something hilarious - possibly Justin's bright pink shorts and matching bowtie. What a dork.
And here's the photo of Justin Bieber's dad and the beautiful bride. I'm sure she's thrilled that all of the attention is on two huge pop stars 0n her special day.
Sources told TMZ that the wedding had about 30 guests. A local DJ and band played the tunes - not Justin or Selena. Also, Justin was offered the opportunity to make a toast, but passed. That's surprising. If he made a speech at the reception, he could quote romantic lyrics from his many songs about love. For example: "Baby, baby, baby oh / Like baby, baby, baby no / Like baby, baby, baby no oh / Thought you’d always be mine, mine." It's pure poetry. There wouldn't have been a dry eye in the house.
Justin's younger siblings, Jazmyn and Jaxon, were also in attendance. (And yes, those are their names). That's pretty much it for information, but feel free to imagine what else happened: Like, picture the bride throwing the bouquet, and Selena Gomez catching it, making her and Justin the next couple to get married! Everyone would be thrilled, except for Selena's mom.