Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, and more in love than ever before. This proves that hooking up with your ex is always a great idea. Now that Jennifer Aniston is single, I don't know why she's not getting back together with her ex, Brad Pitt. Come on, Jennifer. It's your destiny. He'll always be there for you.

It's been a romantic 2018 for Selena and Justin. The couple was recently photographed together at Justin's dad's wedding in Jamaica. The cameras captured them embracing in a passionate hug, lounging in the hot tub, and cracking up on the dance floor. I'm pretty sure nobody at the event was looking at the bride. If she wanted attention, she should have decorated her wedding gown with giant photos of Selena and Justin. Or better yet, they should have cancelled the wedding, and had the priest marry Selena and Justin. Give the people what they want.

This week, the couple has been spotted galavanting around Los Angeles. According to the paparazzi, the couple worked out in Studio City, ate Mexican dinner with friends, and attended service at Hillsong Church. As you can, these two 20-something pop singers are really living a wild rock star lifestyle. I hope these reckless rebels slow down soon before their lives spin out of control.

You might know it, but today is a very special day: On March 1, 1852, Archibald Montgomerie, the 13th Earl of Eglinton, was appointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. Exciting stuff. Shoutout to the Archibald. Also, on March 1, 1994, floppy-haired Canadian crooner Justin Bieber was born. The Beebs is now 24 years old, and Selena celebrated the occasion with an Instagram post:

In the post, Selena writes, "March 1, 1994 someone I know that happens to be super cool was born. Boom." If you were worn on March 1, 1994, you may think for a exciting second that Selena was talking about you. But if you look at the photo, Selena's lying in bed, with a Polaroid of Justin on her forehead. So, she's definitely talking about him. By "boom," she's accentuating the birthday wish by mimicking an explosion, or maybe she's trying to say that she just farted. We will wait for Selena Gomez to confirm.

The photo has nearly four million likes, proving that most people approve of Jelena 2.0. So if you want to have what Justin and Selena have, maybe you should stop trying to find someone new, and instead look to your past. It's kind of like how instead of picking a new TV show to watch on Netflix, you decide to rewatch The Office. The poet Robert Frost once wrote that you should go down the road less travelled, but what does he know? He's dead. A lot of that good that new road did him. He should have went with the old one. Hope you're listening, Jennifer Aniston.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, and more in love than ever before. This proves that hooking up with your ex is always a great idea. Now that Jennifer Aniston is single, I don't know why she's not getting back together with her ex, Brad Pitt. Come on, Jennifer. It's your destiny. He'll always be there for you.

It's been a romantic 2018 for Selena and Justin. The couple was recently photographed together at Justin's dad's wedding in Jamaica. The cameras captured them embracing in a passionate hug, lounging in the hot tub, and cracking up on the dance floor. I'm pretty sure nobody at the event was looking at the bride. If she wanted attention, she should have decorated her wedding gown with giant photos of Selena and Justin. Or better yet, they should have cancelled the wedding, and had the priest marry Selena and Justin. Give the people what they want.

This week, the couple has been spotted galavanting around Los Angeles. According to the paparazzi, the couple worked out in Studio City, ate Mexican dinner with friends, and attended service at Hillsong Church. As you can, these two 20-something pop singers are really living a wild rock star lifestyle. I hope these reckless rebels slow down soon before their lives spin out of control.

You might know it, but today is a very special day: On March 1, 1852, Archibald Montgomerie, the 13th Earl of Eglinton, was appointed Lord Lieutenant of Ireland. Exciting stuff. Shoutout to the Archibald. Also, on March 1, 1994, floppy-haired Canadian crooner Justin Bieber was born. The Beebs is now 24 years old, and Selena celebrated the occasion with an Instagram post:

In the post, Selena writes, "March 1, 1994 someone I know that happens to be super cool was born. Boom." If you were worn on March 1, 1994, you may think for a exciting second that Selena was talking about you. But if you look at the photo, Selena's lying in bed, with a Polaroid of Justin on her forehead. So, she's definitely talking about him. By "boom," she's accentuating the birthday wish by mimicking an explosion, or maybe she's trying to say that she just farted. We will wait for Selena Gomez to confirm.

The photo has nearly four million likes, proving that most people approve of Jelena 2.0. So if you want to have what Justin and Selena have, maybe you should stop trying to find someone new, and instead look to your past. It's kind of like how instead of picking a new TV show to watch on Netflix, you decide to rewatch The Office. The poet Robert Frost once wrote that you should go down the road less travelled, but what does he know? He's dead. A lot of that good that new road did him. He should have went with the old one. Hope you're listening, Jennifer Aniston.