You can now buy sassy Hogwarts house candles
You can now buy sassy Hogwarts house candles, and when we say sassy, we mean completely NSFW (unless your colleagues are legends with a good sense of humor).
Adorned with Harry Potter inspired variations of the classic "I don't give a sh*t", they are a must for any Potterheads who're sick and tired of, well, just about anything and everything.
These grandparents went one step further than candles and built a Potter-themed fortress:
Personally, the "I don't give a Hufflef*ck" is my favorite of the lot, even though I'm almost certainly a Ravenclaw (but, deep down, I'd like to be a Slytherin - they're just sexier).
The brainchild of Etsy shop Sugar and Geek, the candles are made from paraffin wax and smell like the respective common rooms of each Hogwarts' house.
This means that the Hufflepuff smells like vanilla and buttery sugar cookies, while the Ravenclaw smells like apple, mahogany, cedarwood, and oak wood.
But if you're a Gryffindor at heart like the stars of the books, Harry, Ron, and Hermione, you will be treated to the smell of apple, mint leaves, Canadian fir trees, eucalyptus, clove, and crackling firewood.
And while Slytherins might get a bad rap, their candle certainly won't. It smells of citrus with notes of lavender, jasmine, moss, wood, and lily of the valley.
Unsurprisingly, the candles have proved to be incredibly popular and have already sold out. However, they will be back in stock soon, so if you want to get in on the action be sure to bookmark Sugar and Geek.
"SOLD OUT Thanks to a wonderful mention on @popsugar , our little shop has gone #viral please bare with us as we make each candle to order so turn around will be FOUR weeks! We appreciate all the love you've shown us and feel blessed! ♥️♥️♥️♥️ #Soldout"
Now, on the off chance that you don't identify off the bat with a particular Hogwarts house, don't worry. You can actually get sorted by a virtual Sorting Hat over on Pottermore.
Meanwhile, in other Harry Potter-related news, the largest Harry Potter store in the world is about to open in New York. Let's just hope that they have the sense to stock these NSFW candles!