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'Human Ken Doll' has hired two bodyguards after an alleged bar mugging in Marbella

"Basically they were talking to me, taking selfies saying 'we love you you're amazing' and then suddenly they vanished.
"I went to pay for mine and my friend's drink and it came to €600 - I asked, 'Why did you charge me that?' They said, 'All those girls said they were with you and to put it on your tab'."
"Veneers aren't meant to come out easily. My veneers are quite special. Most dentists would not make this type of veneers they are too big, too wide, too much."
"During the night, I must have being having some kind of nightmare which made me rub my teeth against each other leading to them falling out."
"I love wearing flamboyant outfits and to go bars and nightclubs around the world, but from now on I will always have at least two bodyguards to keep their eye on me while I am enjoying my time with friends on a night out"
"I don't look like the average Joe but I'm a human and a person. Why can't I go to public places like normal people?"