You can now send your partner a chocolate vagina for Valentine's Day
It's almost Valentine's Day, the special time of year when we show our off our love for the special people in our lives, showering them with things we probably can't actually afford that month. The usual Valentine's Day presents (flowers, bland chocolates, and a card with a soppy poem in it) have been so overused that they're almost a stereotype now.
Which is why you might consider getting a gift that's a little naughty, weird, and totally original. A gift that's as tasty as it is tasteful. What am I talking about? Why nothing less than a chocolate vagina that you can have sent to your partner.
The product comes courtesy of a company named 'Fudgeina,' and offers a variety of fudge and chocolate products that look like female genitalia, which you can eat as well.
The Fudgeina is allegedly: "made from the highest quality fudge, right here in the UK. It's moulded into the beautiful shape you see. You can then send this Fudgeina to anyone in the world, anonymously or with a loving (or not) note."
The product's official website outlines five ways to give the chocolatey gift, which include: "1: Anonymously to a friend. Honestly who would have any idea what to do if they received this with no note?! 2: To a friend that you worry won’t get to touch a vagina otherwise. [sic]"
"3: To your girlfriend because you think it will be hot to see her with it. 4: As a stag/hen gift. Think about the incriminating pictures you could get with the groom/bride. 5: For yourself, we won’t judge what you do with it…"
The product comes in fudge, chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry flavor, and can be sent individually, or as part of a large bouquet much like a bouquet of flowers.
The chocolate flavor retails for just £9.99 ($13), while the other three will each set you back £11.99 ($15). Meanwhile, the hefty bouquet while apparently costs a whopping £69.00 ($90).
While you're at it, check out this awesome anti-Valentine's Day gift:
However, this isn't the only unconventional Valentine's Day gift we've covered recently. Check out this awesome gin and flower bouquet the Edinburgh Gin Company is offering for Valentine's Day.