1. I ain't sayin she a gold digger
Flaunting your money. Even as an 18-year-old, I always found it off-putting. You have money? Great. You don't have to remind me every five minutes.
2. The scent of love
Too much cologne.
3. Honesty is the best policy
Lying about yourself to impress me. it sounds obvious like that, but you don't know how many guys I talked to who lied to me about their job and sexual life and claimed it was to impress me when I discovered it and said I'm done.
4. Manners go a long way
If a guy is ever rude or condescending to customer service on my behalf or trying to impress me, I’m gone.
5. Act your age, not your shoe size
Talking like a baby. More men have tried it than I care to think about.
6. Violence doesn't solve anything
Picking fights with other guys for stupid reasons. You don't look tough or manly to me, you look immature and dumb.
7. It's not as pretty as you think
d*ck pics.
8. Give them some space
The "I'll treat you like a princess" routine. I don't like being smothered and it seems like they only do it because they think it'll make girls like them.
9. This isn't Need For Speed
Revving your car or motorcycle for attention. It's not hot, it's obnoxious.
10. Embrace your inner Bruce Willis
Toupees, hairpieces, hairplugs, combovers, etc. Bald is sexy. If you’re thinning, just clip or shave or let it go. We can tell when you’re faking it, usually because you’re nervous about it. There are many of us who find bald attractive.
11. Treat women equally
When they treat women like we can't accomplish simple tasks. Especially when men say "No,women shouldn't do this."
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Fedora.
13. Not big, not clever
Using his "strength" to pick me up without my consent. We don't even know each other that well!
14. Yeah, it's never going to work
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So there you have it, gents: 14 things that you 100% should not be doing if you're trying to woo a girl. It's not that hard is it, just don't be a d**k basically.