Now, I dislike flying for many reasons, most notably the food, the cramped conditions, and the fact I'm sitting in a giant metal bird that could explode at any second. But now it seems I need to keep my eyes open for a new danger: scorpions.
Per TMZ, a female passenger has been stung by a scorpion while traveling on a United Airlines flight from San Francisco to Atlanta.
Ever wondered what would win in a duel between a snake and a scorpion - well, these impressive creatures are equipped for battle:
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During the Thursday morning flight, the woman became alarmed when she felt a stinging sensation in her leg. Opting to inspect the issue in privacy, the woman went to the restroom where the pain in her leg intensified.
Then - in a bizarre moment I still cannot quite get my head around - a scorpion fell out of her pant leg, still alive, and scurried across the floor.
Fortunately, the minibeast was eventually caught by flight attendants before it could harm any other passengers.
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Speaking to the BBC, a representative from United Airlines has responded, saying:
"After learning that one of our customers on flight 1554 from San Francisco to Atlanta was stung during flight, our crew responded immediately and consulted with a MedLink physician on the ground who provided medical guidance. Upon landing in Atlanta, the flight was met by medical personnel and the customer was transported to a local hospital. We have been in contact with our customer to ensure her wellbeing."
Just imagine having one of these in your pants...
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Fortunately, the woman is going to be absolutely fine. But it just goes to show you, if Samuel L. Jackson is interested in a Snakes On A Plane sequel, I've got a cracking idea...