5 celebrities who have bragged about having tiny packages

5 celebrities who have bragged about having tiny packages

Celebrities, they've got it all, right? Errr, well you'd actually be wrong on that one. Everyone knows that you can be rich, famous and attractive and still not quite have the whole package (if you know what I mean). And, as shocking as it may be, several famous faces have owned up to the fact that their manhood isn't exactly the largest you'd ever come across.

For example, did you know that Enrique Iglesias has described his penis as "the smallest penis in the world" (multiple times)? Or that Shia LaBeouf has opened up about that fact that his first time having sex didn't exactly go to plan due to his smaller-than-average assets? Read all about that and more here - And, don't worry boys. Remember: it's not about size, it's about what you can do with it.

Howard Stern

For years now, Howard Stern has discussed his small penis, famously declaring once that he was "hung like a pimple". In 1994, he claimed: "I think I might as well be upfront about it. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world."

Enrique Iglesias

The hunky singer has actually made a habit out of bragging about his smaller-than-average genitalia. Back in 2011, he asked: "What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? They're completely different things. Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I'm serious."

In the same year, he claimed he wanted to launch his own range of small condoms, stating: "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people." Then, in 2014, he added: "I go skinny-dipping if there are no paparazzi around … I'm not going to tell you because it would ruin my career. There's not a lot to show off … my worst defect is from my waist down. I'm sorry, no, that's not my worst defect … but it is a little curved."

Johnny Knoxville

While speaking of his junk, actor Johnny Knoxville is not one to hold back on the details. In the past, he has claimed: "I have a penis like an egg in a nest. It looks like a light switch. Seriously." In addition, he admitted in 2010 that various Jackass stunts had damaged his manhood, saying: "I broke my penis about three years ago trying to back-flip a motorcycle. So that didn't help its appearance - although it's pretty cute."

Tom Arnold

Roseanne Barr penis-shamed her ex-husband Tom Arnold after their divorce, claiming that he had a three-inch penis. His reply? "What’s small? Hell even a 747 looks small if it lands in the Grand Canyon." Years later, he commented again on the incident in his memoir, How I Lost Five Pounds in Six Years, writing: "My penis is fine. Maybe because I undersell it. If someone expects petite and gets medium, they're impressed."

Shia LaBeouf

Speaking of losing his virginity, actor Shia LaBeouf told Playboy: "I remember putting a pillow underneath [my girlfriend] because I had seen that in a porn movie. It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn't get in correctly. I'm not extremely well-endowed...and clearly this wasn't the move."

It's kind of refreshingly honest to hear celebs talk about their small manhood, isn't it? But if you've had enough of that, meet 47-year-old Jonah Falcon - who is recognised as having the biggest penis in the world.