I remember when Chris Pratt was the chubby guy on the sitcom Parks and Recreation. Now he's a ripped Marvel super hero, a dreamy leading man who rides a motorcycle with velociraptors. Reportedly he lost 60 pounds in six months to play Star Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy. On Parks and Recreation, his character explained his body's dramatic change, "I quit drinking beer."
That's the best part about life - everything changes! And that's also the worst part. Relationships grow, blossom and die. For eight years, Chris Pratt and Anna Farris were everyone's #CouplesGoals. They had a son named Jack, and a lot of sweet moments on social media. But in August 2017, they announced they were splitting up. Fan were gobsmacked by the news, but on the plus side, now Chris and Anna are everyone's #DivorceGoals. (They're very charming.)
"Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward. We still have love for each other, will always cherish our time together and continue to have the deepest respect for one another."
After they separated, rumors spread that Chris left Anna for his Passengers co-star Jennifer Lawrence. But nope; just gossip. In Anna's memoir, Unqualified, she revealed that she expected the paparazzi to spread rumors about an affair between the two megastars. Then rumors spread that Chris was dating actress Olivia Munn. But nope; again, just gossip. On Instagram Stories, Olivia shared a photo of a text message she sent Anna, explaining that the tabloid story "has 0% truth."
Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Chris opened up the divorce: "Divorce sucks. But at the end of the day, we’ve got a great kid who’s got two parents who love him very much. And we're finding a way to navigate this while still remaining friends and still being kind to one another. It's not ideal, but yeah, I think both of us are actually probably doing better."
In an interview on SiriusXM, Anna said she completely agreed with Chris' comments: "We have a great friendship. We really do. And we always have. And yeah, it's always tough to envision your future as one thing, but I think there's a lot of love."
Now Anna Faris is dating cinematographer Michael Barrett, and Chris is rumored to be dating author Katherine Schwarzenegger. Yes, Schwarzenegger. She's the daughter of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver and she's probably tired of people saying, "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
Last month the paparazzi snapped photos of Chris and Katherine on a picnic in Santa Barbara. Today they were spotted kissing after leaving a church service in Los Angeles. Reportedly they were taking Chris' five-year-old son, Jack, to get ice cream. No word on if she said "I'll be back" before leaving.
A source told E! that the couple is really hitting it off: "It's still very new between Chris and Katherine but the picnic was not their first date. They have been on multiple low key dates and have been talking consistently for the last two months or so ... They both really like each other. Chris is smitten by Katherine and is super happy about how it's going so far."
Well, who better to date the Terminator's daughter than a ripped Marvel superhero? The chubby guy from Parks and Recreation wouldn't have a chance.
