Hotel heiress and butt song artist Paris Hilton recently appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. During a candid game of Plead The Fifth, Andy Cohen asked the reality star to say three nice things about former party pal Lindsay Lohan. I thought she might say, "Her hair is pretty," or "She was great in Mean Girls".
However, Paris went a different way. After a long, stony silence, she finally said that Lindsay "is beyond." A cryptic answer, but maybe could be interpreted as a compliment? "That's good," Cohen said optimistically. "That's pretty nice for you to say she's beyond." But that's not what the socialite was going for. Her next two words were "lame" and "embarrassing." Move over Olenna Tyrell, we have a new Queen of Thorns!
Watch Paris Hilton savage Lindsay Lohan on Watch What Happens LiveDuring the mid-2000's, Paris and Lindsay were often spotted together going to nightclubs, presumably to read Immanuel Kant and debate transcendental idealism. But the gal pal's relationship turned extremely vitriolic. In July 2018, Paris posted an Instagram comment calling Lindsay a "pathological liar." When a reporter from E! News asked about her about the comment, she replied, "Just saying a fact. Fact of Life."
Following that pitch-black shade, Paris revealed what happened when she hung out with Lindsay and Britney Spears. "Well, Britney and I went out for the night… [Lindsay] totally party crashed," the Simple Life star said. "We were all at the Beverly Hills Hotel at the bungalows and we were at an after-party and then Britney and I wanted to leave to go home. And then [Lindsay] started, like, chasing us, and then squeezed in the car – it was literally a two-seater. She just, like, squeezed in."
She continued: "I didn’t want to humiliate her in front of all the paparazzi and be like, ‘Get out of my car', so I was like 'whatever.' We went back to my house and then Britney and I just went to sleep. And then, I don't know, Lindsay probably went to another party. There was no Uber back then so she probably called a cab." (When Lindsay appeared on WWHL, she claimed Paris' version of events is incorrect.)
Andy Cohen may not ever be able to broker peace between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. But during Plead The Fifth, he did ask Paris if it's true she made out with Miley Cyrus at a Miami club in 2014, and she replied, "Maybe!" While some friendships wilt, other friendships blossom, and the sun gets closer and closer to turning into a red giant that will engulf the Earth, vaporizing all life.
