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Ivanka Trump has had some awkward moments on Twitter recently. During President Trump's historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un, she tweeted, "Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it. -Chinese Proverb." But according to experts, this was not a Chinese proverb.
Previously Ivanka uploaded a cute photo of her and her son. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with that on its own. But when she posted it, the Trump administration was being criticized for separating children from their parents at the U.S. Mexico border. The stories and photos have been heartbreaking, so to many, her tweet came off as tone-deaf.
Now Ivanka has been caught liking a tweet from adult film star Tommy Pistol. You probably know Tommy from his work in The XXXorcist, Evil Head, Re-Penetrator, Avenue X, The Bad Luck Betties, Psycho Sleepover and Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan. And we all remember when he got his big break, playing "The Cook" in Tatas Under Seige.
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The Twitter thread originally started with Ivanka's father, who, allegedly, is pretty close to some porn stars! Trump posted a tweet bragging about his supposedly great deal with ruthless tyrant Kim Jong-Un. Apparently, the "Fake News" mainstream media coverage was insufficiently fawning. Also, surprisingly, he used the word "promulgate." Nice!
As usual, the replies to Trump's tweet are a dumpster fire. But amongst the dank memes and partisan flame wars, a conversation emerged about the children being separated from their parents at the U.S.-Mexico border. Recently a horrific photo of children in cages went viral, and some people misattributed it to the Trump administration. However, the photo was actually taken in 2014. This heartless, inhumane practice happened under the Obama administration too.
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One Twitter user wrote, "Because a lot of folks are using photos from Obamas time in office to slam on Agent Orange's inhumane policies. And the non Fox News media was silent about it because it made Obama look bad." Actually, the "non Fox News media" has widely reported those photos are from Obama's term in office, but now's not the time to discuss alleged media bias. Let's get to the porn!
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Tommy Pistol replied, "I don't support Trump in anyway. Just to be clear." And this is the tweet that Ivanka liked!
Out of all the tweets the First Daughter could bless with her approval, she chose an anti-Trump tweet from a porn star. Twitter users couldn't believe it.
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Could she be expressing her disapproval of this policy?
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Maybe her husband just isn't doing it for her. He's under a lot of stress these days.
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Or maybe she's upset about her father calling Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau "very dishonest and weak." He's a cutie!
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Well, this was probably just an accident, but I'm choosing to believe she's a huge Tommy Pistol fan. She wouldn't be the first public figure caught liking a pornographic tweet.
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When Donald Trump was running for president, his daughter Ivanka was hailed as a stabilizing influence. Supposedly she would be the voice of reason, and talk him down from his more extreme positions. Critics say that Ivanka has failed to have any influence on the president, and has instead been complicit in his agenda. As a "special adviser," she's been an ambassador of sorts, traveling around the world to do photo-ops and promote her father's policies.
On Monday, Ivanka visited Iowa to talk about President Trump's infrastructure spending proposal. It includes funding for federal job training programs, so she toured a science facility and took part in some experiments. For one test, she measured the nicotine content in "vape juice," and really got into the part, wearing a white coat, safety goggles and latex gloves. "I can’t promise that I’ll get this right," said the First Daughter. "but at least we’ll look the part, right?" Yes, you will! A photo of Ivanka science-ing went viral, as everyone found the image hilarious.
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On Twitter, people turned the image into a meme, saying that it looks like the former model is cosplaying as a scientist. Considering her father's contentious policies, they joked that Scientist Ivanka was up to something sinister.
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This user speculated that Ivanka was training for the "Space Force." During a speech at the Marine Corps Air Station in San Diego, President Trump suggested that the United States needs a new military branch called a "Space Force." "We're doing a tremendous amount of work in space," said the president. "I said, maybe we need a new force. We'll call it the Space Force. And I was not really serious, and then I said, 'What a great idea!' Maybe we'll have to do that." Well, it looks like we found the first recruit.
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This dog photo is pretty much perfect.
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Who doesn't like to science?
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One female engineer reached out to say hi to Ivanka, tweeting a photo of herself making a battery. Maybe one day they can science together.
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Hey, at least Ivanka is getting involved. She seems far more curious about science than her father, who has removed several environmental protections, and once called climate change "a hoax invented by the Chinese."
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This person joked that Ivanka is in the lab trying to create a personality for her husband, Jared Kushner. Think about it - you've never heard him speak, have you?
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Well, this photo has definitely raised awareness about the important job of science-ing. All across the world, people do science, pouring things into breakers, while wearing safety goggles and latex gloves. I hope more young people are encouraged to science. It would probably be a more fulfilling job then the president's special adviser.
In a related story, everyone thinks this glamorous dog is Ivanka Trump's twin...
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When it comes to making fools of themselves, the Trump family really are the gift that just keeps giving.
President Donald Trump, of course, is the reigning champion of public faux pas, whether they be a simple misunderstanding about what direction he's supposed to be walking in (seriously, the guy very frequently just wanders off), or a major issue such as the infamous "grab them by the p***y" incident. However, his sons are no strangers to the occasional foot-in-mouth moment, and even Melania has been known to mess up on occasion.
Nobody, however, can quite match up to Ivanka Trump when it comes to tweeting ridiculous stuff.
There was that time she wished her son a happy birthday when he was just eight months old, the time she seemed to imply that spending time with her nephew was the worst part of an "otherwise incredible day", and a recent mishap in which she shared an image of herself with her child - in what some viewed as an insensitive move, considering she did it very shortly after it was announced that thousands of children had been separated from their parents by ICE.
Then, on Monday, she shared a supposed "Chinese proverb" while her father was in Singapore for his summit with Kim Jong Un. It said, "Those who say it can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it."
At face value, that seems like a decent piece of advice. However, there's one problem with it: many people are convinced that it's not a Chinese proverb at all.
Hundreds of people have reacted to the quote, with many of them saying that Ivanka had simply made up the attribution:
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Meanwhile, others came up with other - more appropriate - proverbs for Ivanka to share.
"'Those who say making 85 million dollars in one year through illegal and treasonous corruption can not be done, should not interrupt those doing it'. -NewAmerican Proverb," wrote actor David Cross.
"'A public official may not appoint . . . to a civilian position in the agency in which he is serving or over which he exercises jurisdiction or control any individual who is a relative of the public official.' United States Code, Title 5, Section 3110," shared Former White House Cabinet Secretary Chris Lu - an obvious dig at the nepotism in Trump's administration.
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Others simply piggybacked onto her tweet in order to let her know what they thought of Trump's current presidency; more specifically, the ongoing feuds over the separation of immigrant families.
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The actual quote Ivanka was probably looking for - in case you were wondering - is: "Those who say it can't be done are usually interrupted by others doing it," and it comes from the novelist James A. Baldwin. So, not a Chinese proverb at all.
Despite many people telling her this on Twitter, the president's daughter has not taken down her post. In fact, it's currently pinned to the top of her timeline. Perhaps she'll realise her error sometime soon but, given her track record, it doesn't seem all that likely.
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Over the course of 2018, the Trump family certainly did their best to make most of the world despise them. Melania demonstrated her complete disconnect from real life by attempting to do some gardening in Louboutins, Ivanka attracted a lot of unwanted attention when it was revealed that she'd been using a private email while in her official position at the White House, and Donald... well, what didn't he do?
As the year came to a close, though, one of the Trumps decided he wasn't quite done with making himself a hated public figure, and slipped in one last painfully cringeworthy tweet with just a few hours to go. It was, of course, Donald Jr.
For some ungodly reason, the Daily Caller decided to celebrate Donald Jr.'s birthday yesterday by posting an article titled, "It’s Donald Trump Jr.’s Birthday. Celebrate With His Most Bada$$ Instagram Photos To Date". And then, for an even ungodlier one, the president's son decided to share the article with the title still intact in the tweet.
No comment, no 'happy birthday to me' statement - just a reiteration of how "bada$$" he must think his Insta is:
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And, boy, did he get ripped to shreds.
"This is just sad," commented one person.
"Did he just promote his own birthday on Twitter? w/an article attachment as well? Is this a thing now?" added another. "How starved for love and attention is he? Someone, please give him a hug."
Perhaps the harshest burn of all, however, came from this comment: "Lmao ur dad forgot ur birthday."
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And at this point, you may be wondering exactly what was so "bada$$" about Donald Jr.'s account in the first place (so "bada$$", in fact, that they couldn't just say "badass"). Well, it's just a bunch of pictures of him holding various animals he's killed and trying not to look like he only learnt to smile that same morning.
Here's one of them:
And here's another one:
Aaaand here's a third one:
Woahhh what a total BADA$$ you guys!! Did you see that HUGE fish he caught? And that amazing orange jacket he was wearing? And that ill-fitting camo hat? What a bro.
Anyway, Donald Jr. seemed to think that was a great way to end the year for him - and, personally speaking, it was quite an entertaining way for me to start the new one. Thanks for the laugh, Don, and no thanks for absolutely everything else.