Grandma, 92, shares hilarious list of rules for her funeral - and the internet is in tears

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By Carina Murphy

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A popular 92-year-old TikToker has had fans crying with laughter after she shared her rules for her eventual funeral.

Grandma Droniak - who describes herself as a "celebrity" in her TikTok bio - has over 4 million followers on the platform where she is beloved for her straight-talking take on life.

Now in one of her recent videos, she's given family (and fans) some very clear instructions on what to do on the sad day that she passes.

The clip features Droniak barking out the rules of her funeral. Meanwhile, in the background, we can see those rules bluntly written out.

There are only three explicit instructions for the funeral, so the TikTok Grandma gets straight into them. She kicks off the video by saying: "These are my rules at my funeral, listen up!"

The senior then launches into the first rule - which is listed as "cry but not too much."

Droniak expands: "You can cry but don’t cry too much. Don’t make a fool of yourself."

She then moves on to the second (and most intriguing) rule, which is listed as: "Bertha is not invited."

"Bertha is not invited. Don’t let her in," Droniak tells her viewers sternly.

The third and final rule is something pretty straightforward: "Get drunk afterward."

"And you better get drunk afterward. Take a shot for me!" she grins as the video ends.

In the caption, Droniak clarifies that she isn't planning on popping her clogs in the imminent future. "It won't be any time soon, but don’t forget it," she wrote.

Since being uploaded last week, the TikTok has already been viewed almost 24 million times and has racked up thousands of comments, with many users on the platform "crying" - potentially with laughter - at the tongue-in-cheek clip.

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Unsurprisingly, many people were also desperate to find out who exactly Bertha is and what she's done to deserve being blacklisted from her funeral.

"WE NEED STORY TIME ON BERTHA PLEASE!!! WHO IS SHE AND WHY ISNT SHE INVITED!?" one desperate user commented.

"STORY TIME ON BERTHA WHY WE NOT INVITING HER," added another, while a third also commented: "We need a story time about Bertha!!"

But Grandma Droniak wasn't giving any secrets away. "I'll tell you about it soon," she replied cryptically.

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Grandma, 92, shares hilarious list of rules for her funeral - and the internet is in tears

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By Carina Murphy

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A popular 92-year-old TikToker has had fans crying with laughter after she shared her rules for her eventual funeral.

Grandma Droniak - who describes herself as a "celebrity" in her TikTok bio - has over 4 million followers on the platform where she is beloved for her straight-talking take on life.

Now in one of her recent videos, she's given family (and fans) some very clear instructions on what to do on the sad day that she passes.

The clip features Droniak barking out the rules of her funeral. Meanwhile, in the background, we can see those rules bluntly written out.

There are only three explicit instructions for the funeral, so the TikTok Grandma gets straight into them. She kicks off the video by saying: "These are my rules at my funeral, listen up!"

The senior then launches into the first rule - which is listed as "cry but not too much."

Droniak expands: "You can cry but don’t cry too much. Don’t make a fool of yourself."

She then moves on to the second (and most intriguing) rule, which is listed as: "Bertha is not invited."

"Bertha is not invited. Don’t let her in," Droniak tells her viewers sternly.

The third and final rule is something pretty straightforward: "Get drunk afterward."

"And you better get drunk afterward. Take a shot for me!" she grins as the video ends.

In the caption, Droniak clarifies that she isn't planning on popping her clogs in the imminent future. "It won't be any time soon, but don’t forget it," she wrote.

Since being uploaded last week, the TikTok has already been viewed almost 24 million times and has racked up thousands of comments, with many users on the platform "crying" - potentially with laughter - at the tongue-in-cheek clip.

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Credit: TikTok
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Credit: TikTok

Unsurprisingly, many people were also desperate to find out who exactly Bertha is and what she's done to deserve being blacklisted from her funeral.

"WE NEED STORY TIME ON BERTHA PLEASE!!! WHO IS SHE AND WHY ISNT SHE INVITED!?" one desperate user commented.

"STORY TIME ON BERTHA WHY WE NOT INVITING HER," added another, while a third also commented: "We need a story time about Bertha!!"

But Grandma Droniak wasn't giving any secrets away. "I'll tell you about it soon," she replied cryptically.

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Credit: TikTok
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Credit: TikTok
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Credit: TikTok
Featured Image Credit: Jozef Polc / Alamy