Amazon is selling reusable underwear pads that stop farts from smelling

Amazon is selling reusable underwear pads that stop farts from smelling

Now, call me a prude, but I have never found farts funny. We've all been there on a hot summer's day, sharing a car with a few of our friends - then all of a sudden, somebody let's rip and everybody thinks it's funny to roll up the windows and leave me spewing in fart box. Well, it's not funny.

Just think of this, when you're smelling somebody's fart, you are literally taking in particles that were in their ass. They're in your nose and on your tongue. It's gross!

But thankfully, a company called Flat-D Innovations has unveiled a product that I will be buying as Christmas presents every year for the rest of my life.

Credit: Flat-D Innovations

The American manufacturers and Better Business Bureau Accredited Company are now selling a Flatulence Deodorizer Underwear Pad, which promises to eliminate the nasty smell of your farts before they escape your pants. 

The company's description of their products on their official site reads:

"Our company's patented products have ended embarrassment and improved the quality of life for people in over 50 countries worldwide.

"Flat-D intestinal gas deodorizing products are in a thin cloth form and are similar to charcoal underwear or a flatulence (fart) filter are doctor recommended and used by individuals with gastric bypass, irritable bowel syndrome, lactose intolerance, Celiac, and Crohn's Disease. And it can help you too!"

And not only can you buy an economical pack of 30 disposable pads, but you can also buy reusable pads! All you need to do is rinse them gently in cold water, and they can last for weeks!

But how does the product work? Well, as described on the site, "when you fart or expel gas into the flatulence filter pad, the charcoal inside absorbs the gas, including all the bad smells associating with flatulence." The foul odors then remain locked inside the pad, and everyone around you is none the wiser!

Credit: Flat-D Innovations

One customer's testimonial reads:

"Just one weekend of using your product and I am no longer a social pariah! There's no point in trying to be delicate about a problem like this I had gastric bypass surgery about 9 months ago and have beyond awful gas. [...]

"My first day using it, and it was unbelievable. I'm at work and my colleagues are laughing with me, not running away! I can ride in the car with my family and keep the windows up! It's absolutely amazing. I'm a new person and can walk free and confident in public now without fear of embarrassment. 

And the reusable pads are currently on sale for just $15.35! An absolute bargain for an embarrassment and fart-free life!

From time-to-time, their products are also available on Amazon.