[caption id="attachment_4284" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / VaginalHubris86[/caption] It's often said that you should marry your best friend, and there's a lot of truth to that advice. When you take romantic and physical intimacy out of the equation, the basis for any lasting relationship is friendship. If you and your significant other can make each other laugh, you're onto a winner. Whether it's doing something silly with the contents of your refrigerator, or pranking your husband with a present that isn't quite what it appears to be, a playful, fun relationship is the ideal most of us aspire to and for good reason. So, without further ado, here are 30 legendary wives all men secretly wish they were married to. [post_page_title]Ah, The Tampon Box[/post_page_title] [caption id="attachment_4256" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / GillTAzell[/caption] Sometimes, when you and your partner both have a sweet tooth, action must be taken to keep the goods safe. And if your partner is a dude, chances are the last place he'll ever look is your tampon box. Genius. Although, admittedly, this husband still found the chocolate! [post_page_title]Million Accomplished[/post_page_title] This picture was captioned: "My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning." [caption id="attachment_4258" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Potatoprincessa[/caption] Not only did this wife manage to shave her husband's foot, but she also managed to file and paint his nails. Clearly, this woman is a ninja, and her husband is a heavy sleeper! [post_page_title]True Artistry[/post_page_title] This husband wrote: "My wife called me to the bathroom to see the work she did on my shampoo bottle." [caption id="attachment_4259" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / daftpanzy[/caption] Who said toilet humor was just for kids? I'd have a giggle if I saw this in the shower. [post_page_title]This Man Made A Terrible, Terrible Mistake...[/post_page_title] It's a longheld misconception that wives should be good at making sandwiches, and any husband who expects this, well, he should expect the consequences. This picture was captioned: "Called my wife a sandwich maker." [caption id="attachment_4260" align="aligncenter" width="800"] This Man Made A Terrible, Terrible Mistake...[/caption] Yeah, he really should have seen this one coming! [post_page_title]Gloriously Making A Point[/post_page_title] We live in a world where we are surrounded by advertisements, and many of them are far from environmentally friendly. So this hilarious wife did this. Her husband captioned her creation: "My wife wanted to let the pizza place know that they're overdoing it with the advertising." [caption id="attachment_4261" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / texasproof[/caption] The great thing about this is that it doubles as a Christmas wreath. [post_page_title]Uncanny[/post_page_title] "We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog's flea pills from the cupboard," this picture was captioned. [caption id="attachment_4262" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / phelyan[/caption] Well, we know what this guy's Patronus is. Talk about an uncanny resemblance! [post_page_title]Honk For Adrian![/post_page_title] While pranks are fun throughout the year, the one day we should all expect them is on April 1. But pranks being pranks, it's impossible to say what form they will come in. This picture was captioned: "My sister's April fools' prank on her husband." [caption id="attachment_4263" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Olikria[/caption] Poor Adrian must have been so confused. [post_page_title]Susprise![/post_page_title] This picture was captioned: "Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters." [caption id="attachment_4264" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / AelyneMB[/caption] The best people in life can make fun out of even the most mundane tasks. Hang onto this woman, she's a keeper. I bet when her time for dentures comes even more laughs will ensue. [post_page_title]That's One Way To Make A Point[/post_page_title] Snoring is a problem for a lot of couples, and tolerance is often at an all-time low for pregnant women. This picture was captioned: "My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12 am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night." [caption id="attachment_4265" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / batgaz[/caption] I never thought I'd see an illustration of babies being shot out of a womb, but here we are. [post_page_title]Gotham[/post_page_title] "Once my wife said this, I can't un-see it," this husband wrote. This is one of those rare images that really does speak for itself. [caption id="attachment_4266" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / bardofbabylon[/caption] Creativity at its finest. You'll never be able to watch Batman the same way again. [post_page_title]A Nutty Cactus[/post_page_title] When I was 16, I took a picture of a particularly phallic-looking rock in China, and I still giggle about it to this day so I relate to this wife. Her husband captured this picture: "My wife took this picture and has been sending it out and laughing about it for 3 hours." [caption id="attachment_4267" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / iherpmyselftoday[/caption] One thing's for sure, that would be a very painful ride on some prickly balls. I'll see myself out. [post_page_title]Do You Ever Feel Like You're Being Watched? Well...[/post_page_title] "I hope my husband feels special when he wakes up," this wife wrote. "All eyes will be on him." [caption id="attachment_4268" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / chiquitamichi[/caption] Pranks are often at their funniest when a person truly commits. Case in point... [post_page_title]Terrifying[/post_page_title] Have you seent that Tim Burton movie the Corpse Bride? Yeah. That. This husband wrote: "My wife got a new Halloween decoration. I nearly sh*t [myself] when I walked in the bathroom." [caption id="attachment_4269" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Scubazz[/caption] Most of us have jumped at a well-placed Halloween decoration before, even if we won't admit it. Those outstretched arms give this decoration an even creepier vibe. Let's just hope this wife didn't look quite so creepy on their wedding day! [post_page_title]Incredibe[/post_page_title] This husband explained: "Asked my wife to get more magnets for the fridge with no restrictions on what kind." [caption id="attachment_4270" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / Ghotifett[/caption] Something tells me that the type of burning bush this magnet refers to wasn't the one Jesus encountered, but regardless, you have to laugh. "MYY WEEDD!" [post_page_title]Know What You're Good At[/post_page_title] In all areas of life, it's important to play to your strengths. This hilarious mug was captioned: "My wife (a geologist) purchased this for me for my birthday." [caption id="attachment_4271" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / bboyblaiser[/caption] Well, they do say Jack of all trades, master of none! [post_page_title]The Chart Has The Answers[/post_page_title] Rabbie's flow chart was captioned: "My wife made me a passive-aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry." [caption id="attachment_4272" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / biscoff_nutella[/caption] Husbands are notorious for leaving their wives to do the washing up, and as we learned from the sandwich wife, when a husband conforms to outdated gender norms, he really is playing with fire. [post_page_title]True Love[/post_page_title] It's no secret that once the honeymoon period has passed in a relationship, consistent effort is required to make it work - even if that means being brutally honest. This picture was captioned: "My friend made this for her husband." [caption id="attachment_4273" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / thesockbunny[/caption] Well, they do say that honesty is the best policy. [post_page_title]How Romantic[/post_page_title] "Just got this lovely anniversary note from my lovely girlfriend," wrote this husband. [caption id="attachment_4274" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / FolkDude[/caption] I'm not sure if this is savage, romantic, or somewhere in between. [post_page_title]A Parting Gift[/post_page_title] Sometimes, work and/or life can separate couples for long periods of time, which why it's important to leave mementos of your presence for your better half. Case in point... [caption id="attachment_4275" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / SelfishMentor[/caption] This picture was captioned: "So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning." [post_page_title]When You See An Opportunity For Humor, You Take It[/post_page_title] This husband wrote: "As soon as she saw it, my wife took them out of her bag and left them there." [caption id="attachment_4276" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / sometimeswemeanit[/caption] I really hope the owner of this car didn't drive off without seeing this brilliance. [post_page_title]BOOBS![/post_page_title] If you're really forgetful, sometimes extreme action needs to be taken to get you to remember things. Luckily, this wife had the perfect solution for her husband, who wrote: "My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work." [caption id="attachment_4277" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / bsegovia[/caption] Personally, I've have used something bigger than a Post-It note so that the boobs were really in his face. [post_page_title]The Banana Attorney[/post_page_title] This genius costume was captioned: "My wife, an attorney, wore her Halloween costume to work today." [caption id="attachment_4278" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / MrBuckskin[/caption] That's certainly one way to grab the attention of a room. [post_page_title]Farts[/post_page_title] This husband wrote: "My wife bought me monogram pajamas for Christmas." [caption id="attachment_4279" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / blubberbot[/caption] I'm not sure what the message here is. Does he have a flatulence problem, or is his wife telling him he's an old fart? Regardless, it's funny. [post_page_title]Slay Queen![/post_page_title] "This is what happens when my husband, who is married to a makeup artist, has the nerve to fall asleep early when I'm in town," this wife wrote. [caption id="attachment_4280" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / BananaWaffles12[/caption] Those eyelashes are on fleek and that eyeshadow is to die for. I wonder how many times this husband has had a makeover in his sleep! [post_page_title]Dear Unsuspecting Victim[/post_page_title] "My wife saw a cockroach at work, but didn't have the means to 'dispose' of it," this husband wrote. [caption id="attachment_4281" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / jackwanders[/caption] It would have probably taken her less time to pluck up the courage to remove the cockroach than write this note. [post_page_title]Mom Jokes Are The Best[/post_page_title] This questionable looking water fountain was captioned: "My wife said 'found your mom's butt plug'". [caption id="attachment_4282" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / MidnightXII[/caption] It doesn't matter how old you get, your mom jokes will always be a classic. The more sexual, the better IMO. [post_page_title]Memes Galore[/post_page_title] This husband wrote: "My wife's yard sale signs for tomorrow." [caption id="attachment_4283" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / jbeech01[/caption] You know you've found a keeper when they know their memes. [post_page_title]A Gift That Wasn't Quite What It Appeared To Be[/post_page_title] Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to show your significant other how much they mean to you, and as is the case with all gifts, the personal touch really is everything. "My husband's going to love his Valentine's Day surprise," this wife wrote. [caption id="attachment_4284" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Reddit / VaginalHubris86[/caption] Banging is an important part of most marriages, proving that the mood takes both parties. [post_page_title]50 Shades Of Grey[/post_page_title] Ah, 50 Shades of Grey, it's the book that allegedly spiced up a lot of middle-aged people's sex lives. This husband wrote: "My wife called to say she picked up 50 Shades of Grey. This was not what I was expecting when I got home." [caption id="attachment_4285" align="aligncenter" width="800"] Credit: Imgur / completem[/caption] But while banging is all well and good, so too is remembering that sometimes 50 Shades of Grey doesn't mean what you think it does.

A man has taken to Reddit to reveal that he gave his wife permission to sleep with other men and immediately regretted it.

The man explained on the social media website that he was going through marital difficulties, and in an attempt to fix the situation, he told his wife he "didn't mind if she cheated on him".

He told the Reddit thread that he wanted her "to be happy and have fun", admitting that at this point in his life, he was struggling with his work.

However, as part of the suggestion, he told his wife that there were some conditions including no babies, STIs, and they could become monogamous again at any point. She was confused by the suggestion and asked him to repeat himself.

"I further f**ked up by saying she didn't have to tell me what she did," he wrote.

The man's wife then explained that a colleague at work had expressed a romantic interest in her, so he gave her permission to explore this potential connection. He said that within months, his wife had sex with her colleague.

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The man wrote "I was upset but unwilling to admit that to her and I told her not to worry," and then began to make a bigger effort at home in order to impress his wife himself.

"I would try to be home and ready with food whenever she got back from work," he added.

He then explained that his wife had told him she was going to meet a friend out of state as they navigated her marital difficulties, writing: "I knew her friend was a nice person and it would be good for her to have a girls' weekend away from all this mess."

However, the man eventually discovered that she was going on a trip with her colleague, and he "begged her not to go, offered to pay any cancellation penalties, but she said she made a promise and was going to keep it."

When she came back, he asked her to break it off and she said "she would try."

He added: "Some days, she comes home a little late, and isn't hungry enough to eat the dinner I made for her, and I know she was with him."

The man then said that despite various attempts to win his wife back, he hadn't.

"I feel like such a failure," he concluded.

The story resulted in some tough love from the Reddit community.

One reader wrote: "I've read a lot of these and this one really just starts up wayyyyy deep into long term f**k ups, and then just skyrockets down from there.

Honestly, if I was this dude I'd cut my losses and move on. It's 100% on him but now he's just dragging the carcas of the relationship forward thinking a doctor is going to bring it back to life. [sic]"

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A second wrote: "This was a master class in playing yourself."

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A third questioned where the man's friends were.

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Meanwhile, a fourth advised: "You would benefit from individual counseling, searching yourself to find out why you sabotaged this relationship. You may not be able to save your marriage, but you can save yourself.

"You will never have a healthy relationship with anyone until you've healed your own wounds that are inhibiting you from getting close to your own wife."

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Hopefully, this man has a better future ahead of him.

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A heartbroken husband was left distraught after his wife revealed that her dying wish is to sleep with her ex one last time.

A man explained in a now-deleted Reddit post on the subforum "Am I The A**hole" - that has since been re-posted by another user - that his wife was diagnosed with a terminal disease and had about nine months left to live.

Of course, he wanted to support her through her devastating final months and "grant whatever wish," but when she disclosed that she's been longing to sleep with an ex-partner one last time, he wasn't sure if he could help her.

As he had "no one" to tell, the husband decided to turn to the social media forum for advice from fellow users.

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The unnamed man began his story by sharing his response to his wife's diagnosis, and stating that he is destroyed as they have been together for a decade. "I don’t remember life without her and I don’t know what I’m going to do when she's gone," he emotionally said.

However, he said he could not understand one of her wishes: "Recently she sat me down and told me that one of the last things she wanted to do was have sex with a previous partner of hers. I of course was shocked and when I asked why the f*** she wants that."

"So basically she thinks that her most physically compatible satisfying lover was him. She gave a whole monologue about how sex sometimes is just physical and how emotionally fulfilling sex is with me but it was b*****t to get to that point," he continued. "So now I'm left with this, deny my dying wife a wish for my own ego, or let her go f*** another man who she feels was better."

The man voiced his anger at her statement, saying that he is "pissed off" and "betrayed" by the fact that she even asked him. He said that he feels like he's been "put in a position where I have to say yes" because she is terminally ill, and doesn't have time left before she tragically passes away.

The devastated man concluded by expressing he feels "hurt" and knows how he wants to reply, but at the same time, he does not know if he's in the right. "I just hate everything about this," he added.

Upon reading his post, many commenters disagreed over the wife's wish. One person wrote: "I would say NTA, just because someone is terminally ill does not mean that they can dump this onto their partner even though they internally know that is is wrong."

"When they committed to their partner, I would assume that they never intended to have any more sexual encounters with their ex for the rest of their life. This does not change because the end of their life is sooner than they anticipated. Idk it sucks but I would hate for that to be something I would have to remember my partner asked for before they die. It would never leave my mind even after death," they added.

Another said: "NTA. She is tho. Let her go do what she wants and when she gets back you make sure you're gone. Get all your legal affairs in order first tho. Let her perish with her ex since he's so great. I hate foolishness."

A third remarked: "Well if she wants to do it, he should leave her and get a divorce of separate from her. Let her have sex with her ex and when she comes back because she needs help in her last few months - tell her to go ask her ex to help her."

"You don’t deserve this dude, I would be crushed If my partner asked me this. But yeah it’s a terrible memory to be left with but I would probably not even be able to stay with that person if they had told me that was what they wanted to do," they concluded.

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What would you guys do if you were in this unfathomable situation?

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A woman has gone viral after opening up about her experience sleeping with a man she believes had a micropenis.

Micropenis is often used online as an insult or joke, but medically it refers to a rare condition affecting around 0.6 percent of the global population, according to The Cleveland Clinic.

TikToker Says She Was Left Stunned During Hotel Hookup

Dawn, who posts under the handle @ur_fav_dawn, shared the story in a TikTok video that has now been viewed more than 77,000 times.

In the video, she explained that she "used to be a sugar mommy" and had been speaking to a "really sweet" man who regularly bought her gifts before asking her out for dinner and drinks.

She agreed to the date because he "was so nice" to her, and the pair later headed back to a hotel together.

Dawn explained they were "doing their own thing" before she realized something unexpected.

"So I'm like, okay, maybe he's just, like, not all the way there," she remarked. "Yes, I kind of keep doing my thing. I'm not a quitter...I will not judge. This is just out of my wheelhouse. I've never experienced anything like this."

She said the pair continued trying to have sex, even after things did not change.

"I'm like, we're going to keep going, right? So, we like keep going, and it gets to a point where he's like, can you get on top? I'm a trooper," she said. "So I get on top, right? And it literally, guys, still hasn't changed."

Dawn later admitted: "I can't work with that," and revealed that the man’s penis did not "go in".

"It was like friction at this point," she remarked.

What Happened After Their Sexual Encounter

Despite the awkward experience, Dawn said the man treated her extremely well afterward, giving her "a lot of money" and booking her "a really, really nice hotel room."

"He left me there just to have by myself, no pressure or anything, he's like, all right, it was great, honestly, such a sweet man, and no judgment towards him, it was just, um, nothing, I'd never experienced that before," she explained.

"I don't know the chances of me ever experiencing that again," she continued, before adding that he must have a "micro penis".

"Someone in the wild that's pretty f***ing cool anyways," she concluded.

Many TikTok users praised Dawn for not mocking the man during her storytime video.

"You made him feel wanted for that time. I can’t imagine how those people feel going through life being ridiculed and laughed at," one person wrote.

Another commented: "You are such a sweet girl and handled like a trooper!"

What Is A Micropenis?

According to World Population Review, the average erect penis size in the United States is around 5.6 inches. A micropenis is medically defined as measuring 3.67 inches or less when erect.

Per Medical News Today, experts say hormonal issues are the most common cause of the condition, particularly problems involving testosterone during pregnancy or infancy.

Doctors say a lack of testosterone production, or the body not responding properly to testosterone, can affect normal genital development.

In some cases, what appears to be a micropenis may actually be caused by other conditions, including swelling in the scrotum or a "buried penis," where surrounding fat tissue makes the penis less visible.

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A groom has caused a dramatic rift between himself and his brother after kicking him and his family out of his child-free wedding.

Earlier this week, the groom in question, Redditor u/Road-Block30554, took to the site's "Am I The A**hole" forum to share his side of the story and to ask others whether they think he did his brother wrong by turning him, his wife and their four kids way from the ceremony.

He shared: "Ramsey married young and has 4 kids that he takes everywhere he and his wife go. They're always there at every family event. The kids are grade A, hyperactive to say the least."

The groom says he handed his brother the child-free wedding invite in person and noted that Ramsey didn't seem happy about his kids being excluded from the occasion - but did appear to accept the decision.

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However, when the wedding came around, Ramsey and his wife didn't show up until shortly before the ceremony began. And when they did arrive, the groom says his best man notified him that all four of his kids were with him.

He immediately confronted his brother over the rule break and said he wanted him and his family to leave.

The newlywed explained: "He also called me a simp for agreeing to my wife's 'stupid' rule, saying, if that was him, and his wife even hinted he couldn't have the family's kids at their wedding he would've dropped her right there right then.

"It was humiliating and loud enough for the guests to notice. My in-laws did too. I told him to leave that's when my mom and aunt tried to convince me to let it go and let them stay but I refused and had him leave after a massive argument between us."

Since the wedding, the Reddit user admits that a number of people close to him have criticized his handling of the situation - especially his dad.

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However, on Reddit, there was an entirely different consensus. An overwhelming majority of those who responded to the post felt that the groom was "not the a**hole", and reasoned that his brother should have respected his wishes.

One person wrote: "As a parent, I hate people like the brother so much. Makes the rest of us parents look like idiots. I didn’t even read it, and I will say NTA. Childfree is child-free FFS. Get a sitter. Damn. Quit pushing your kids down people’s throats."

Another said: "No kidding!! I mean, the bride and groom get to make the call about their wedding. Don't like it? Don't go. If it seems unreasonable to you, DON'T GO. If you care about the people, send a nice gift anyway."

However, a third commenter decided that pretty much everyone involved in the situation was in the wrong and sympathized with his brother's family who would presumably have been hurt after being barred entry into the ceremony.

The commenter said: "I'd say potentially every sucks here. Because the brother made a valid point. It sucks that the kids weren't invited to their uncle's wedding, especially if they were close to the uncle.

"That would be so hurtful for his brother's family. Depending on how young they were too - of course."

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Who do you think was in the wrong? Let us know in the comments!

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