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It's often said that you should marry your best friend, and there's a lot of truth to that advice. When you take romantic and physical intimacy out of the equation, the basis for any lasting relationship is friendship. If you and your significant other can make each other laugh, you're onto a winner.
Whether it's doing something silly with the contents of your refrigerator, or pranking your husband with a present that isn't quite what it appears to be, a playful, fun relationship is the ideal most of us aspire to and for good reason. So, without further ado, here are 30 legendary wives all men secretly wish they were married to.
[post_page_title]Ah, The Tampon Box[/post_page_title]
This hilarious Reddit post was captioned: "My wife found a way to hide her candy."
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Sometimes, when you and your partner both have a sweet tooth, action must be taken to keep the goods safe. And if your partner is a dude, chances are the last place he'll ever look is your tampon box. Genius. Although, admittedly, this husband still found the chocolate!
[post_page_title]Million Accomplished[/post_page_title]
This picture was captioned: "My husband bet me I couldn't shave his foot without him waking up. This is what he woke up to this morning."
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Credit: Reddit / Potatoprincessa[/caption]
Not only did this wife manage to shave her husband's foot, but she also managed to file and paint his nails. Clearly, this woman is a ninja, and her husband is a heavy sleeper!
[post_page_title]True Artistry[/post_page_title]
This husband wrote: "My wife called me to the bathroom to see the work she did on my shampoo bottle."
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Who said toilet humor was just for kids? I'd have a giggle if I saw this in the shower.
[post_page_title]This Man Made A Terrible, Terrible Mistake...[/post_page_title]
It's a longheld misconception that wives should be good at making sandwiches, and any husband who expects this, well, he should expect the consequences. This picture was captioned: "Called my wife a sandwich maker."
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This Man Made A Terrible, Terrible Mistake...[/caption]
Yeah, he really should have seen this one coming!
[post_page_title]Gloriously Making A Point[/post_page_title]
We live in a world where we are surrounded by advertisements, and many of them are far from environmentally friendly. So this hilarious wife did this. Her husband captioned her creation: "My wife wanted to let the pizza place know that they're overdoing it with the advertising."
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Credit: Reddit / texasproof[/caption]
The great thing about this is that it doubles as a Christmas wreath.
[post_page_title]Uncanny[/post_page_title]
"We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog's flea pills from the cupboard," this picture was captioned.
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Credit: Reddit / phelyan[/caption]
Well, we know what this guy's Patronus is. Talk about an uncanny resemblance!
[post_page_title]Honk For Adrian![/post_page_title]
While pranks are fun throughout the year, the one day we should all expect them is on April 1. But pranks being pranks, it's impossible to say what form they will come in. This picture was captioned: "My sister's April fools' prank on her husband."
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Credit: Reddit / Olikria[/caption]
Poor Adrian must have been so confused.
[post_page_title]Susprise![/post_page_title]
This picture was captioned: "Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters."
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Credit: Reddit / AelyneMB[/caption]
The best people in life can make fun out of even the most mundane tasks. Hang onto this woman, she's a keeper. I bet when her time for dentures comes even more laughs will ensue.
[post_page_title]That's One Way To Make A Point[/post_page_title]
Snoring is a problem for a lot of couples, and tolerance is often at an all-time low for pregnant women. This picture was captioned: "My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12 am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night."
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Credit: Reddit / batgaz[/caption]
I never thought I'd see an illustration of babies being shot out of a womb, but here we are.
[post_page_title]Gotham[/post_page_title]
"Once my wife said this, I can't un-see it," this husband wrote.
This is one of those rare images that really does speak for itself.
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Credit: Reddit / bardofbabylon[/caption]
Creativity at its finest. You'll never be able to watch Batman the same way again.
[post_page_title]A Nutty Cactus[/post_page_title]
When I was 16, I took a picture of a particularly phallic-looking rock in China, and I still giggle about it to this day so I relate to this wife. Her husband captured this picture: "My wife took this picture and has been sending it out and laughing about it for 3 hours."
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One thing's for sure, that would be a very painful ride on some prickly balls.
I'll see myself out.
[post_page_title]Do You Ever Feel Like You're Being Watched? Well...[/post_page_title]
"I hope my husband feels special when he wakes up," this wife wrote. "All eyes will be on him."
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Pranks are often at their funniest when a person truly commits. Case in point...
[post_page_title]Terrifying[/post_page_title]
Have you seent that Tim Burton movie the Corpse Bride? Yeah. That.
This husband wrote: "My wife got a new Halloween decoration. I nearly sh*t [myself] when I walked in the bathroom."
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Credit: Reddit / Scubazz[/caption]
Most of us have jumped at a well-placed Halloween decoration before, even if we won't admit it. Those outstretched arms give this decoration an even creepier vibe. Let's just hope this wife didn't look quite so creepy on their wedding day!
[post_page_title]Incredibe[/post_page_title]
This husband explained: "Asked my wife to get more magnets for the fridge with no restrictions on what kind."
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Credit: Reddit / Ghotifett[/caption]
Something tells me that the type of burning bush this magnet refers to wasn't the one Jesus encountered, but regardless, you have to laugh. "MYY WEEDD!"
[post_page_title]Know What You're Good At[/post_page_title]
In all areas of life, it's important to play to your strengths. This hilarious mug was captioned: "My wife (a geologist) purchased this for me for my birthday."
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Credit: Reddit / bboyblaiser[/caption]
Well, they do say Jack of all trades, master of none!
[post_page_title]The Chart Has The Answers[/post_page_title]
Rabbie's flow chart was captioned: "My wife made me a passive-aggressive flow chart to use every time I get hungry."
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Credit: Reddit / biscoff_nutella[/caption]
Husbands are notorious for leaving their wives to do the washing up, and as we learned from the sandwich wife, when a husband conforms to outdated gender norms, he really is playing with fire.
[post_page_title]True Love[/post_page_title]
It's no secret that once the honeymoon period has passed in a relationship, consistent effort is required to make it work - even if that means being brutally honest. This picture was captioned: "My friend made this for her husband."
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Credit: Reddit / thesockbunny[/caption]
Well, they do say that honesty is the best policy.
[post_page_title]How Romantic[/post_page_title]
"Just got this lovely anniversary note from my lovely girlfriend," wrote this husband.
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Credit: Reddit / FolkDude[/caption]
I'm not sure if this is savage, romantic, or somewhere in between.
[post_page_title]A Parting Gift[/post_page_title]
Sometimes, work and/or life can separate couples for long periods of time, which why it's important to leave mementos of your presence for your better half. Case in point...
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This picture was captioned: "So my wife is going away for a few months. This is how she left our bed this morning."
[post_page_title]When You See An Opportunity For Humor, You Take It[/post_page_title]
This husband wrote: "As soon as she saw it, my wife took them out of her bag and left them there."
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I really hope the owner of this car didn't drive off without seeing this brilliance.
[post_page_title]BOOBS![/post_page_title]
If you're really forgetful, sometimes extreme action needs to be taken to get you to remember things. Luckily, this wife had the perfect solution for her husband, who wrote: "My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work."
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Credit: Reddit / bsegovia[/caption]
Personally, I've have used something bigger than a Post-It note so that the boobs were really in his face.
[post_page_title]The Banana Attorney[/post_page_title]
This genius costume was captioned: "My wife, an attorney, wore her Halloween costume to work today."
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Credit: Reddit / MrBuckskin[/caption]
That's certainly one way to grab the attention of a room.
[post_page_title]Farts[/post_page_title]
This husband wrote: "My wife bought me monogram pajamas for Christmas."
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I'm not sure what the message here is. Does he have a flatulence problem, or is his wife telling him he's an old fart? Regardless, it's funny.
[post_page_title]Slay Queen![/post_page_title]
"This is what happens when my husband, who is married to a makeup artist, has the nerve to fall asleep early when I'm in town," this wife wrote.
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Those eyelashes are on fleek and that eyeshadow is to die for. I wonder how many times this husband has had a makeover in his sleep!
[post_page_title]Dear Unsuspecting Victim[/post_page_title]
"My wife saw a cockroach at work, but didn't have the means to 'dispose' of it," this husband wrote.
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It would have probably taken her less time to pluck up the courage to remove the cockroach than write this note.
[post_page_title]Mom Jokes Are The Best[/post_page_title]
This questionable looking water fountain was captioned: "My wife said 'found your mom's butt plug'".
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It doesn't matter how old you get, your mom jokes will always be a classic. The more sexual, the better IMO.
[post_page_title]Memes Galore[/post_page_title]
This husband wrote: "My wife's yard sale signs for tomorrow."
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Credit: Reddit / jbeech01[/caption]
You know you've found a keeper when they know their memes.
[post_page_title]A Gift That Wasn't Quite What It Appeared To Be[/post_page_title]
Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to show your significant other how much they mean to you, and as is the case with all gifts, the personal touch really is everything. "My husband's going to love his Valentine's Day surprise," this wife wrote.
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Credit: Reddit / VaginalHubris86[/caption]
Banging is an important part of most marriages, proving that the mood takes both parties.
[post_page_title]50 Shades Of Grey[/post_page_title]
Ah, 50 Shades of Grey, it's the book that allegedly spiced up a lot of middle-aged people's sex lives. This husband wrote: "My wife called to say she picked up 50 Shades of Grey. This was not what I was expecting when I got home."
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But while banging is all well and good, so too is remembering that sometimes 50 Shades of Grey doesn't mean what you think it does.
