Anyone who has ever been cheated on will know that awful moment of realisation. The one where it finally registers that you've been betrayed in one of the worst ways possible. There are lots of different stages of coming to terms with the agony and suffering that has befallen you; at first, you'll feel like your entire world has been turned upside down.
You'll feel empty inside and question the entire relationship, along with everything your partner has ever said to you. But after that comes another stage: the phase where you want their guts for garters and nothing else will do.
While many of us take this feeling out with a decent screaming match, or maybe just on an oversized tub of Ben & Jerry's, other victims of infidelity choose to go about things in another way. They take a saunter down the path of revenge, where the cheater gets exactly what was coming to them. Although this certainly can't be described as "the high road", there are plenty of good things about going down this route, the main thing being that it feels good. And I mean
really good. So, without further ado, meet the people who prove what comes around goes around.
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Ghosting at its absolute best
"I came over to his house one morning to surprise him with breakfast and a video game he wanted, only to find him naked, asleep, and with his ex curled up in his arms. He didn’t hear me come in, so I closed his bedroom door, and left his breakfast and game on the kitchen counter along with my key to his house.
I went to my car, deactivated my Facebook, and blocked him on all other forms of social media. I then called my phone provider to change my number before driving off. I texted family members and close friends that we were no longer together and to block him on social media, as well. I didn’t tell them why. I was in a position to end the lease at my apartment early, and I started a new job in a different city later that week.
I completely removed myself from him and didn’t offer a shred of explanation or opportunity for dialogue. I disappeared from his life after his betrayal and I think it’ll not only help me to focus on myself without his presence, but I think completely shutting myself off from him will hurt worse than anything when he thinks on how good he had it with me these last 5 years."
throwawayaccountrar
Technology in this day and age is great and all, but sometimes things are best put in a letter
nipplesquirrelham
You cheat on me, I abandon you in a gas station
"Planned a road trip as a way for us to heal. Drove until tank was empty and pulled into a gas station. She grabbed her purse and went to the bathroom. I put a minimal amount of gas in and turned around and went home. Went to her place, told her roommate what I did and gave her my ex's luggage. Banged the roommate about a month later. No regrets have been had"
swordsman8480
Name and shame
0nFire
Cold-blooded, but I like it
"If I'm going to go to hell, it'll be for this. I made a big show of forgiving her, then cheated on her a month later, laughed at her when she got angry about it and immediately dumped her. It doesn't make me a good person, but I don't regret it and I walked away feeling fine."
Roland_T_Flakfeizer
Hit them where it hurts and go for the car
stankycheese
Revenge is best served fiery hot
"My ex cheated on me so I burned his clothes and he rode his bike home naked"
Whisper
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Never share passwords
"My girlfriend cheated on me, so I rated movies in her netflix account until I reached the desired result:"
Contra3
This girl deserved what was coming to her
"Particularly flaky ex had me pick up a "friend" to stay with us for a week, and when it became too troublesome for them to continue the charade, disappeared with my PC and some other less consequential items. I jumped on the chat I knew she frequented, told them that I knew she was either there or someone that was could get a hold of her, and said I'd be calling the cops for grand theft (>$1000) if she didn't show up with it in an hour and a half (about the time it takes to drive from her dad's house, which it was a no-brainer she'd gone back to).
She showed up 59 minutes later, while I was on the phone reporting the theft early because I was bored. I loudly said "hold on officer, that's her", and opened the door to her knock. She gives me the nastiest dagger eyes a 90-something pound girl can give and shoves my PC across the threshold without a word. I slammed the door on her, told the cops to disregard, opened the door and yelled for her to try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot."
arcsine
Have you ever seen such a thorough revenge plot?
AussieMaleEscort
Life isn't all about appearance, but it certainly doesn't hurt to become a hottie after being cheated on
"Got in shape while she did the opposite. Started taking care of myself and working towards a better life. But best of all... My new girlfriend is a smoking 10 and we have been together for over a year now. Act like a bitch and karma becomes one."
Deleted user
Who is Michelle? I think we'd all like to know
cubalittle
This person knew how to leave a mark on their ex
"My ex cheated on me, so I convinced him we should get couple's tattoos of each other's names. He went first. I went home."
Whisper
A homecoming for champs
Unknown profile
Game over
"When my ex cheated on me I decided to get revenge by deleting all the memory on his ps3. I've never seen him so mad."
Whisper
Classic revenge, with a twist
Deleted profile
Simple, but effective
"My boyfriend cheated so I peed in his shampoo bottle"
Whisper
So, what lesson did we all learn here? It seems obvious now, but number one has to be: don't cheat. Number two: if you're going to cheat, don't under any circumstances tattoo your partner's name on your body. Number three: maybe just don't cheat.
