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25 New Year's resolution tweets that are just too damn relatable

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We do it every year: after a week of blissful indulgence, we tell ourselves that come January 1st it'll be all #newyearnewme. We're going to be glowing, shining, pictures of health, to be kinder, focus more on our relationships, to drink less, to drop the pricey Starbucks habit and take lunch to work every single day. Basically, we're going to be too damn awesome, all of the time. And so we shamelessly spend December 31st having one final gluttonous overload - downing bottles of coke, gorging on cheese and crackers, cramming donuts into our mouths like they'll cease to exist and polishing off every last scrap of Christmas food - y'know, just so it's not there to tempt us. But then January 1st comes around, and guess what? We're exactly the same. We eat, we drink, we order overpriced takeaway because we're too hungover to move. Well, fortunately, there are some people out there keeping it real on our behalves. Thank you, Twittersphere.

1. Your liver would not thank you for this....

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/IbnHattuta/status/947769154559410177]]

2. Noble intention, unlikely to happen

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/imanmohsinxx/status/947742041080938496]]

 3. Finally something we can stick to

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/OWCalifornia/status/947704400734121984]]

 4.  I feel ya

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/ShootyDoody/status/947716399002193920]]

 5. Lifelong goal, to be fair 

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/JonRisinger/status/947618374187491329]]

  6. You joke, but...

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/cheesefriiees/status/947604037897211905]]

  7.  Works with cats too

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/sc_Slayerage/status/947624333018632192]]

  7. Amen to that

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/947516546334806016]]

  8. One for the tech nerds

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/s13otter/status/947119150954053634]]

  9. Just because

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/avxnger/status/946734613413625856]]

  10. Preferably in an Irish accent

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/BringDaNoyz/status/946107008150892545]]

  11. Mostly just because we're not good at it

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/CAINt_touchthis/status/945743584678088704]]

  12. AKA, never

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/iampuello/status/944002129034956800]]

  13.  But if you're watching a documentary it's okay, right?

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/SamBlonde/status/947736840886538240]]

  14. Will accept 35 seconds

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Protogenes1/status/941813143038148608]]

  15.  You can do it

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/ybbaaabby/status/947322315599003648]]

  16. Just replace school with work

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Uglypeopleunite/status/947678807263195136]]

  17. Stopping that coffee habit should do it

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/wesleytucker/status/947726443705909248]]

18. Failproof

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TheeMarkZ/status/947685318278356994]]

  19. It's the taking part that counts

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/samred99/status/947710381627240448]]

  20. One word: YES

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/947623016615120897]]

  21.  Word

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/mamakellll/status/947683645782884352]]

  22. Every damn time

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Siahaan_Ian/status/947669408410988545]]

    23. FYI, if you're asking yourself this, they're not

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TheHuntingGirl/status/947635682620657664]]

   24. At least he has the wallet

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/kingronld/status/947573249885515776]]

25.  Fake it 'til you make it

[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Brook3lizabethh/status/947481762564853760]] So there we go: while you spend New Year's Day wallowing in alcohol-fuelled self-loathing, just remember that you're not the only one fighting your Netflix addiction, wishing you were a cat or avoiding resolutions all together. And hey, even if you do fail then at least there's always next year. Happy new year, folks!