1. Your liver would not thank you for this....
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/IbnHattuta/status/947769154559410177]]2. Noble intention, unlikely to happen
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/imanmohsinxx/status/947742041080938496]]3. Finally something we can stick to
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/OWCalifornia/status/947704400734121984]]4. I feel ya
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/ShootyDoody/status/947716399002193920]]5. Lifelong goal, to be fair
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/JonRisinger/status/947618374187491329]]6. You joke, but...
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/cheesefriiees/status/947604037897211905]]7. Works with cats too
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/sc_Slayerage/status/947624333018632192]]7. Amen to that
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/947516546334806016]]8. One for the tech nerds
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/s13otter/status/947119150954053634]]9. Just because
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/avxnger/status/946734613413625856]]10. Preferably in an Irish accent
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/BringDaNoyz/status/946107008150892545]]11. Mostly just because we're not good at it
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/CAINt_touchthis/status/945743584678088704]]12. AKA, never
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/iampuello/status/944002129034956800]]13. But if you're watching a documentary it's okay, right?
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/SamBlonde/status/947736840886538240]]14. Will accept 35 seconds
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Protogenes1/status/941813143038148608]]15. You can do it
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/ybbaaabby/status/947322315599003648]]16. Just replace school with work
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Uglypeopleunite/status/947678807263195136]]17. Stopping that coffee habit should do it
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/wesleytucker/status/947726443705909248]]18. Failproof
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TheeMarkZ/status/947685318278356994]]19. It's the taking part that counts
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/samred99/status/947710381627240448]]20. One word: YES
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/947623016615120897]]21. Word
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/mamakellll/status/947683645782884352]]22. Every damn time
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Siahaan_Ian/status/947669408410988545]]
23. FYI, if you're asking yourself this, they're not
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/TheHuntingGirl/status/947635682620657664]]24. At least he has the wallet
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/kingronld/status/947573249885515776]]25. Fake it 'til you make it
[[twitterwidget||https://twitter.com/Brook3lizabethh/status/947481762564853760]] So there we go: while you spend New Year's Day wallowing in alcohol-fuelled self-loathing, just remember that you're not the only one fighting your Netflix addiction, wishing you were a cat or avoiding resolutions all together. And hey, even if you do fail then at least there's always next year. Happy new year, folks!













