Sometimes animals bear a striking resemblance to a celebrity. And once you see it, you can't unsee it. The connection has been made. For example, by now, you've probably heard about the dog that looks like it has a human face. The similarity is uncanny. From now on, that dog is the "Human Face Dog." He has no other name.
The latest canine viral sensation doesn't have a human face, but she does resemble a specific human. Twitter user @witchpuppy shared a glamorous photo of her dog, joking, "She's an influencer on YouTube." The pup is wearing a red choker necklace, with her hair pulled back in a ponytail. Well, if she wasn't an influencer before, she might be now. The photo got 100,000 retweets and 290,000 likes. (Hopefully all this fame won't go to her head.)
In the replies, many people thought the dog looked like a celebrity: Ivanka Trump, the First Daughter. Why Ivanka, rather than any other pony-tailed public figure? Who knows? But when you line the photos up side by side, the resemblance is undeniable.
Many people admired the dog's hair, which does look pretty amazing. You may want to print the photo and bring it your hairdresser. That bitch looks good. (What? It's a female dog.) Watch out, Priyanka Chopra. Pantene shampoo might fire you as spokeswoman, and hire this elegant canine.
Of course, we're a polarized country. Some people vehemently disagreed with the Ivanka Trump resemblance, arguing that the dog looks like Paris Hilton instead. (Wow. There's a blast from the past.) I'm not sold on the Paris Hilton comparison, unless the dog recorded a sex tape. You'll have to decide which camp you fall into on your own. But be careful not to bring this thorny issue up on Thanksgiving, because it could lead to a heated argument with your relatives.
On St. Patrick's Day, Paris Hilton shared a photo of herself standing in front of a rainbow, wearing a green bra and tight green pants. Butterflies flutter around her as she casts a sexy look at the camera. And it's hard not to miss the word "JUICY" covering her derrière in sparkling font. I guess I can see the comparison, but if you're going to make that argument, the dog needs to be wearing the exact same outfit.
Unfortunately, Ivanka hasn't commented on the dog yet. Her most recent tweet is promoting a talk about infrastructure in Iowa, which is important, but at the same time, so painfully boring. Ivanka, please cancel this dumb talk about infrastructure and instead weigh in on your dog twin. Then fly out to where @witchpuppy lives, take a photo with the dog, and post it with the hashtag #Twinning. And if you don't want to do that, it's okay, we'll get Paris Hilton.
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