Drake has a massive collection of Birkin bags he wants to give to his future wife

Drake is an enigmatic guy who's difficult to get a handle on. One year he'll put out If You're Reading This It's Too Late, a mixtape filled largely with rapping, then put out a 20+ song playlist with weird Jamaican imitation music that he somehow gets a pass for. He's responsible for Marvin's Room, an utter simp anthem, and also for bangers like Back to Back that probably encapsulated the pinnacle of his career. He's been everywhere and done it all, and became the biggest artist of his generation. His love life is just as unsteady. Nobody knows what's going on. He's had a long crush on Nicki Minaj that has never panned out, and likely contributed heavily to his feud with Meek Mill. He's been on and off with Rihanna since forever, even tossing bottles at Chris Brown in a club back in 2012. He had a recent stint with Jennifer Lopez, which after a much-publicized Instagram post, never went anywhere. Also, I'm pretty sure Serena Williams was in there somewhere. He can't seem to find any stability. But he's always considered himself a "one-woman kind of guy". Hence, he's ready for marriage, even if he can't yet find anyone to marry. Drake admitted that he has hoarded Hermès Birkin bags "for years", piling up the extremely expensive bags in anticipation for a huge wedding dowry. "It was one of those things that I, you know, just started collecting as well for, I guess, the woman that I end up with one day," he said. "So, I have a fairly vast collection of Hermès to offer somebody at some point in life." It seems simple: marry Drake, and get somewhere around a million bucks worth of Birkin bags. Not a bad gift, right? Brikin bags are occasionally worth more than gold, going for five and six digit sums regularly. It's a big investment to buy up a ton of them just waiting to be able to get married. Birkin bags feature heavily in rap lyrics as an indicator of both wealth and in-group preferences. If you like Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Birkin and the works, you demonstrate that you share the taste of most rappers. Brands, sadly enough, do mark whether or not someone's lyrics are relatable. Rapper Meek Mill is notorious for bragging about his Rolex. Brands define rappers as much as their own styles. If you say you want some JC Penney pants, you may be jumped and/or backlisted. Same goes for Macy's. You need to shell out 25k for a pair of pants at least once in your life. And the chains? Half a million around the neck, no doubt. Though one wonders what good could be achieved from melting down those chains into gold and donating that shit to the poor. Well, are you ready to marry Aubrey Graham for that Birkin? If the wedding doesn't work out, you can flip them for at least a decade's lavish expenses. But that's no way to treat a gentleman.