After hiding from social media like the reality TV J.D. Salinger, Kylie Jenner has made her triumphant return to the spotlight. She shared adorable photos of her new baby, Stormi, and then she shared even more adorable photos about her new baby, Stormi. There's no telling what she'll share next! (But I'm guessing it will be baby photos of her new baby, Stormi.)
At 20 years old, Kylie is pretty young to be a mom, and is no doubt in for quite a ride. Motherhood can be challenging, frustrating and exhausting. Luckily, she has the love and support of her friends and family. And even better, she has money. Sweet, sweet money. Her baby daddy Travis Scott gave her a rare $1.4 million black Ferrari LaFerrari as a "push present." Also, she revealed Stormi already has a $70,000 wardrobe. The expensive clothing appalled some fans, but I think they should stop hating. Stormi's going to have the hottest Louis Vuitton diapers on the block.
But Kylie's not just a reality television personality. She's a fashion designer, beauty guru and professor of economics at the University of Chicago. Wait. Sorry, she's not that last one. But she's the first two. Fans keep their eyes glued to Kylie's social media so they can keep track of her fashion choices and be the first ones in high school to copy them. On Wednesday, Kylie surprised everyone by sharing a photo of a brand-new diamond ring on Snapchat. It was the most exciting ring reveal since Bilbo Baggin's eleventy-first birthday.
The gold and diamond custom ring was created by XIV Karats in Beverly Hills, and displays the initials "J.W." Fans were abuzz with what this could mean. Was it an engagement ring? And who could J.W. refer to? Jack White? John Waters? James Woods? I thought that maybe J.W. stood for 86-year-old composer John Williams, and was excited to see him take over creating background music for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But alas, this was not the case.
In the caption, Kylie revealed the ring's special meaning: "Jaques Webster & Jordyn Woods. Real Ones, Ok." Jacques Webster is the real of her boyfriend, and the baby's father, Travis Scott. I love Travis' music, and didn't realize he had such a French name. Hopefully he adopts a thick French accent on future songs. Instead of "Straight Up," his new adlib could be "HON-HON-HON!" And Jordyn Woods is Kylie's BFF, who has a lot of followers on social media, because she's Kylie's BFF.
On Instragram, XIV Karats in said the ring is available to purchase in "14kt yellow, white and rose gold with any initials in white or black diamonds." The prices range from $400 to $450. So, cancel your plans to go to Yale and a buy a ring with "K.J." on it, which will officially make Kylie Jenner your BFF. It is legally binding.