30 People Who Seem Hell-Bent On Ruining Christmas

Christmas is a time of giving: family, friendship, parties, food, more food, things you can eat and presents that are often also things you can eat. However, it is also an absolutely unambiguous prime-time for the prank, the practical joke and those subtle little acts that will prompt both laughter momentary disdain and overt reactions exclaiming - "YOUVE RUINED CHRISTMAS, HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!" And so, here we have it, a collection of thirty examples where people, depending on the context, beholder, and spectator are having a little go at ruining Christmas in the most humourous (mostly) inconsequential manner possible. Join me in a few festive chuckles, would you?

[post_page_title]#1 Ruined? Or Made?[/post_page_title]

For this first example, it seems your position on the humor spectrum needs to be taken into account. Has this ruined your home-town Christmas? Landed a dark stain on your festive getaway or rather improved the lightheartedness of it all? I really hope this was a genuine mistake because it's all-the-more funnier if it was.

[post_page_title]#2 Surrounded by "Loved Ones"[/post_page_title]

Initially, I was going to place this absolute corker of a Christmas prank at the very end but the more I scrolled up and down my massive list, the more I couldn't resist its early entry! No judgment here, the festive season should always result in the ones you love (or admire) present and smiling (sort of).

[post_page_title]#3 Be Careful What You Wish For...[/post_page_title]

Fairplay. No one ever suspects cute little old Grandma. I do believe this young man's gently quip has resulted in either self-ruination of his December 25th or perhaps even made it. Either way, its place on this list is more than justified.

[post_page_title]#4 Accidental Brilliance[/post_page_title]

I'm sure this caused quite the varied set of reactions in the classroom, the playground and huge ensemble of parents waiting for their daily child collection duties to begin. Look at his face, that's Christmas cheer right there. Or is it? I reckon this Christmassy child knows EXACTLY what his jumper is showing.

[post_page_title]#5 Rude Not To![/post_page_title]

Now, with this one, I have a job for you. I want you to scroll slowly, take in the image and then upon seeing the white coloration at the end, know that it gets better, so much better. If you're going to ruin someone's Christmas, do it humorously, do it well and do it in such a manner as this. Utter genius is hard to come by these days.

[post_page_title]#6 Christmas (Dinner) IS Absolutely Ruined![/post_page_title]

Once again, do me a favor and scroll, scroll away. Once again, this thread's comments are golden, but I think we need to look deeper into this. What if, now hear me out, the family cooking operations were divided and this was but one facet of the operation?

[post_page_title]#7 Ruination Two-fold? Maybe.[/post_page_title]

Each to their own when it comes to Christmas. Some people enjoy it more than others and within that, some enjoy certain aspects above all else. Much like this furry Quadruped. By prospective and likely in the past destroying the tree, el pooch-hound here would be having the time of his life but also ruining Christmas for his owners.

[post_page_title]#8 This...[/post_page_title]

... is ...too real.

[post_page_title]#9 'Every Year I'm In Charge Of The Nativity And This Year I've Out Done Myself'[/post_page_title]

Please refer to the title of this entry when an explanatory copy is required. Brilliant. The Christian story of Christmas is one we all know, and one we have all heard more times than we care to count, and so, why not jazz it up a little? Again, brilliant.

[post_page_title]#10 Each Tree According To Its Own Decorator[/post_page_title]

Decorate your trees as you will humans of Christmas time! What is most amusing about this little tiny-toe-Jesus is that severed body parts are often synonymous with hell, and this piece is about people HELL-bent on ruining the festive fun. I'm just connecting the dots here.

[post_page_title]#11 Happy Lens Crafters![/post_page_title]

Once again, genius is the true gift of Christmas with no ruination in-sight. I mean, I'm this could be spun round into something negative but what really would be the point? Tongue-in-cheek wins the day.

[post_page_title]#12 Savage Christmas Times In This House[/post_page_title]

Poking fun at or partaking in actions designed to stir those into an annoyed temperament at this time of year is a common past-time. Don't lie now, you know you have yourself jibed at loves ones and chucked all the live-long day.

However, as fun as it is for you, others find it amusing too...

[post_page_title]#13 'For A Minute I Thought My Dad Had Got Me The Best Present Ever...'[/post_page_title]

Parents are the true and unchallengeable masters of the Christmas ruination! Let us never forget or underestimate their raw power! HEED THOSE WORDS!

[post_page_title]#14 'I Bet It's A Book..'[/post_page_title]

Cats are known to see humans as their underlings. Take that feline! This would also be an excellent gift for someone who is less-inclined towards the popular household pet and thus ruining Christmas. This list is so educational!

[post_page_title]#15 'Family Christmas Photobomb'[/post_page_title]

The family photo is a sometimes stressful experience any time of year let alone at Christmas, and there are always a few jokers and witty rapscallions dotted about who only live to ruin such occasions! Enter this next image. LOOK HOW ACCOMPLISHED IT LOOKS!

[post_page_title]#16 'I Can't-Wait To See The Tree!'[/post_page_title]

... said NOT the person who captured this image. Imagine if decorating the Christmas tree was your absolute favorite thing to do ever in all the world's plethora of activities. Imagine having to get this out of the box without compromising it or the boxes' structural integrity.

[post_page_title]#17 'MAKE IT STOP!'[/post_page_title]

I guess this is growing up. *Insert 'Dammit' by Blink-182 here*. This made me laugh as much as it did nod in compliant resignation. How long can we really fight this for? IT'S ALL RUINED! WAAAAA!

[post_page_title]#18 'What A CHEAP Joke'[/post_page_title]

You know who and/or what is absolutely HELL-bent on ruing Christmas in its omnipresent limitless existence? Ebeneser Scrouge! No, but close. CAPITALISM. The answer is capitalism.

[post_page_title]#19 Some Never Grow-Up...[/post_page_title]

Being a child is fun, but what is perhaps more fun is how much you can revert to this previous stage in your existence at Christmas once you have reached societally accepted adulthood. Once again, I proudly salute and include an image showing someone hell-bent on ruining a microcosmic localized Christmas in the best way possible.

[post_page_title]#20 'This Is One Of The Funniest Holiday Cards I have Ever Seen'[/post_page_title]

Here we are again, an image prompting a few lines depicting a point that suggests that someone, somewhere, has likely taken offense and had their precious Christmas ruined. Unconventional Christmas be damned! Or you could just laugh like the person who received this absolutely brilliant modern jibe at Christmas time.

[post_page_title]#21 It's a Boxed Up Life, For Us![/post_page_title]

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. It's not just about the presents you know! It is the manner in which said presents are presented that really matters!

[post_page_title]#22 Even The Internet Is Chipping In![/post_page_title]

Typing in random or loosely focussed sentences, questions and statements into search-engine fields or address bars is what it is and what it is insanely fun and a perfect momentary cure for boredom! Ruined those old-time and overtly overplayed Christmas numbers or... made them better?

[post_page_title]#23 'This Guy Gets Christmas'[/post_page_title]

Take the tradition of it all and make it your own! He really does get Christmas! Hats off spikes up and then hats back on! This Punk's wonderful jibe at Christmas surely annoyed someone? Surely! No? It didn't? Good.

[post_page_title]#24 An Investigative Need For Deeper Meaning... And A Little Humor[/post_page_title]

Sometimes, you simply can't just leave well alone and that can bother people. Sometimes though, the same old same old bothers people, and it just sits there in need of a little festive refreshment via a little dry-witted excellence. Christmas people for reindeer justice! This is our year! We stand with Rudolph!

[post_page_title]#25 Off Home For Christmas? Lock Your Door...[/post_page_title]

As much this would have been a post-Christmas present, the point stands and its place on this list is absolutely substantiating. Imagine the effort it took to do this?! Imagine the effort it took to remedy this?!? Merry Christmas and be thankful for what you already have, unless it belongs to the university that is, be thankful for - and so on.

[post_page_title]#26 Happy Scare-mass![/post_page_title]

'Ohhhhhhhh that's so cuteeeeee!' Or is it? Scroll and think about that. How is the ruining Christmas I hear you ask? WELL! Either you are now completely and utterly terrified of Christmas altogether, having recurring nightmares of this image or at the very least now complete petrified of Christmas trees!

[post_page_title]#27 Whatever Seasons Your Greetings![/post_page_title]

I've never been one for Christmas cards. This woman might have changed my mind.

[post_page_title]#28 Christmassy Geographical Inspiration![/post_page_title]

Personally, I love this but sadly, this husband's attempt to change-up the family Christmas fell foul of traditional-or-nothing eyes! Three minutes is the new benchmark! Make Christmas spicey again! Down with the same old!

[post_page_title] #29 Here Come The Three Kings!  [/post_page_title]

This is another that begs the question of who is the real festive troll here? Who took it upon themselves to ruin the family Christmas photos that tediously permeate the annual event? Was it Johnny? Maybe. Does it matter? No! Hilarious and subtle ruination wins the day once more! Rejoice! It's a Christmas miracle.

[post_page_title]#30 This Is End...[/post_page_title]

... not only of another one of these insightful and partially educational lists but of CHRISTMAS ENTIRELY! It was true. IT WAS ALL TRUE! Whoever decided to let these tearaways out in time for their festively-ferocious-five-finger-festival has truly gone and done it! Ruination, RUINATION!