Flamingos are everyone's favourite bird. If you just said in your head "well, they're not mine," you're lying to yourself. Reconsider your options. Who doesn't love a good pink animal?
Well now, you can spend all day riding one. Aldi's $24.23 (£19.99) giant flamingo pool float is a thing of legends. When the product title says it's giant, it's not lying.
The pool toy is an absolute unit. This is so much bigger than your average flamingo. This thing is about seven feet wide when it's inflated. It can hold 485 pounds, which the website claims is comfortably two adults.
And that means two whole adults can ride this flamingo on the water, lounge by the pool, or play with it in the backyard. Your options are limitless. The product description on the Aldi website reads:
"Make the most of your time in the pool with the addition of this fun float. Great for splashing and playing in the pool when the sun is shining and the kids have broken up for summer. Treat them to an inflatable they can use year after year no matter where your summer plans take you."
The inflatable PVC float comes with a small repair patch, just in case you happen to have any unexpected leakage. The toy also has two air chambers and a set of handles to stabilise yourself while you have your summer fun.
A rave online review for the massive float says the investment is well worth the money. It might even be worth more than only $24.23. The happy customer writes: "Good price, can hold over 200 kg despite what the box says, we managed to get 3 heads on it! Would recommend an electric pump ... trust me."
So, maybe make sure you have a big family or a lot of friends before buying this bad boy. That, and a trusty pump. You're gonna need it.