Malibu is selling 60-ounce rum cocktail pouches
It is officially summer. The sun is out, I've had about 14 barbecues already, and I cannot avoid getting to work without looking like a sweat-covered slug. However, those scorching hot workdays spent at your desk are all worth it when the weekend rolls around, and you can relax in the sun with a cocktail.
But you know what's better than a nice rum cocktail on a hot day? Sixty ounces of the stuff!
That's right, Malibu (everybody's favorite alcohol brand once the weather surpasses 19°C) is selling nearly two liters (1.7 to be exact) of tropical, summer-inspired cocktails to help make those warm balmy nights absolutely perfect.
Each giant pouch is attached with a handle nozzle, so no spillages here. I like to think of them as a giant adult fruity juice box.
And there's a flavor to suit everyone out there. There's Rum Punch with mango, orange, pineapple, cranberry, and coconut. There's the Blue Hawaiian with pineapple, orange, cherry, and coconut. There's the Daiquiri, which is a perfect lime and coconut combo. And finally, there's the Pineapple Twist with pineapple (obviously), with a twice of coconut and blackberries.
One sip and you're practically on a beach in the Caribbean!
These cocktails-in-a-bag are ready to serve (just make sure they're chilled first), and contain a mighty impressive 12.5% alcohol. And you can enjoy them out of fancy cocktail glasses, red solo cups, or just cut out the middle man and pour them straight from the nozzle into your mouths - I'm not judging!
So, how can you start enjoying these cocktails ASAP? Well, just head over to the Malibu site, select which flavor you'd like (I'm stocking up on Pineapple Twist), and enter your zip code. The site will then identify nearby locations for pick-up or whether their 1-hour delivery option is available.
I hate to be THAT guy, but I can get delivery, and I - Oh, they're here now!
And if you're more of a Captain Morgan's drinker, check out these incredible cocktails below: