Relationships2 min(s) read
Published 16:00 02 Jul 2026 GMT
A man has revealed the surprising truth about his 10-inch penis and how it considerably impacts his sex life, and not in the way people would necessarily presume.
The idealization of the large phallus in popular culture has often given way to the misconception that the “bigger the better” as far as male genitalia is concerned.
However, Kieran John, a personal trainer from Liverpool, has revealed that his whopping 10-inch manhood is more of a curse than a blessing when it comes to both sex and his health in general.
Kieran reports that he is packing what can only be described as an assault weapon in his boxers, with the British ex-pat, who now lives in Australia, saying: "When I walk out of the ocean, I have to have my hands in my shorts pockets as I swell up so much it's embarrassing," he claimed.
"And I can't wear most shorts or undies without being in pain at the end of the day. Jeans feel like I'm wearing rope between my legs. I know how women feel when they take off a tight bra at the end of the day."
The aesthetic protrusion hasn’t put prospective lovers off, with the 35-year-old claiming that he has been showered with luxury gifts from affluent women, as well as being treated to five-star hotel stays, and has even had a woman turn up at his door wanting to get the full experience herself.
Despite the attention, Kieran discussed the impact being “objectified” can have: "Some women use me as a dildo – sometimes I don't mind being objectified, but sex is supposed to be a meeting of the mind, body and spirit for both parties.
“I’ve had to learn how to seduce a woman’s mind before her body. Most men think with their balls. I’ve had to do it the other way round.
“I know I’ve got the balls; women know I’ve got the balls, but I’ve had to educate myself on foreplay because chances are I won’t be able to penetrate my lovers, or at least not for long.”
Kieran claimed that the entire sexual experience can often leave him frustrated by the sheer size of his penis: “I can get extremely sexually frustrated and disappointed. One woman wouldn’t have me as her boyfriend due to my size.
“Some worry I’m somehow going to change the shape of their anatomy forever. I completely understand where they’re coming from. The last thing I would ever want to do is hurt a woman.”
