Woman seeks advice after revealing her boyfriend 'doesn't wipe' after using toilet

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A woman has taken to Reddit to seek help and advice after she discovered that her boyfriend doesn't wipe his butt after going to the bathroom.

In a post on the social media website, the woman said that her boyfriend told her his high fiber diet was the reason he was able to forego this basic feature of personal hygiene.

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Taking to Reddit to seek advice and help from others, the 21-year-old wrote: "I lurk on Reddit a lot and my boyfriend doesn't, so I sometimes tell him about entertaining/interesting posts I see on here.

"Usually it's just memes or funny stuff, but sometimes it's threads on here that are about really wild relationship drama.

"The other day I read out loud a thread about someone whose boyfriend didn't wipe his ass after pooping and would get streak stains on his underwear.

"I expected him to laugh but he just kind of started [sic] at me for a second and said 'well it's because he doesn't get enough fiber'."

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She continued: "I asked what he meant and was like 'if you have enough fiber, you have solid poop that breaks off cleanly and you don't need to wipe'.

"I was stunned. Sometimes he likes to troll me so I thought that was the case, but he was dead serious.

"I asked him if he doesn't wipe and he said he has good nutrition so there's no need.

"I kept insisting that there's always going to be some residue and that you need to use toilet paper after pooping, and he just got mad and said I need to take fiber supplements since obviously [sic] I must have loose stools and he said I was 'projecting.'

"I was just going to drop it, but he went grocery shopping the other day and BROUGHT HOME SOME FIBER SUPPLEMENTS FOR ME."

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The woman continued: "He laughed and said that I should be glad he chips into the cost of toilet paper, since I'm the only one who needs it.

"I got frustrated and said he was being a d***, but he said he was joking (about the toilet paper, not the supplements) and that I was being too sensitive.

"I said I was really grossed out by him not wiping and I've felt unattracted to him since then... we've had sex twice since then but I wasn't into it at all and couldn't get turned on.

"I want to tell him this but I know he'll just get mad again and make fun of me.

"Should I just drop the subject or insist he start wiping? I don't want our sex life to suffer and I'm tired of him talking about f****** fiber, but now I'm wondering if I *am* just acting crazy."

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Unsurprisingly, Reddit users were quick to assure the woman that her reaction was not unreasonable.

One wrote: "You're not crazy, this is gross. And if he never wipes, how could he confirm that there's nothing there to wipe? Yuck."

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The woman then confirmed that she had never smelled any unpleasant odors from her boyfriend's bottom, writing: "I've never smelled anything, in his defense... he showers daily, so I guess any residue comes off then?

"It just grosses me out to think about him not wiping though."

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Yeah... we have to agree. It's always a good idea to wipe!