A woman has taken to social media to share her perfect response for dealing with unsolicited d*** pics from men - and it is truly savage.
If you're one of the fortunate people to never have a man's uninvited member turn up in your DMs, let me briefly explain the premise.
Occasionally, some men out there like to send a photograph of their genitals to people they view as hopeful partners in the hope of achieving sexual conquests. Now, I don't know the exact statistics, but I can only assume this fails 99.99% of the time.
Nevertheless, having some dude's junk land in your inbox can be a rather annoying (to put it mildly), and one woman decided to take appropriate steps to make sure one guy wouldn't be doing it again.
Sharing her encounter to Twitter, a woman by the name of Alexandra - who uses the handle @alexandrakuri - shared screenshots of her replied to the eager gentleman, along with the caption: "absolutely thrilled with this he’s s**te himself".
In the screenshots, the man sends a picture of his power source, along with the message: "Hi. My c**k can we talk" - along with the image of a smiling emoji.
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But @alexandrakuri wasn't smiling, and so decided to send a message ensuring this would be the last d*** pic the man ever sends.
Acting as an auto-reply, she typed: "AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of potentially illegal nature [code:36489-a]" - a very nice touch there.
The retort continues: "Your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation.
"If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP".
I won't lie, this is a truly inspired response, and it certainly fooled the wannabe lothario, as he replied "STOP" twice.
In a follow-up tweet, Alexandra revealed that the fella had deleted his Twitter account:
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And people were absolutely loving Alexandra's quick-thinking tactic.
One impressed Twitter user wrote: "Holy s**t you obliterated him from the Internet".
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A second added: "I don’t understand why dudes think that s**t actually works or is flattering in the LEAST. It’s like 'hi my names Chad here’s my d**k' like NOOO DUDE NOO. I commend you for helping out us ladies my dear".
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And one guy did the decent thing and apologized on behalf of all the men out there that thinks this behavior is okay
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"Sorry you and many other females have to go through this s**t. I promise not all of us are like this," he wrote.