A woman has taken to social media to share her perfect response for dealing with unsolicited d*** pics from men - and it is truly savage.
If you're one of the fortunate people to never have a man's uninvited member turn up in your DMs, let me briefly explain the premise.
Occasionally, some men out there like to send a photograph of their genitals to people they view as hopeful partners in the hope of achieving sexual conquests. Now, I don't know the exact statistics, but I can only assume this fails 99.99% of the time.
Nevertheless, having some dude's junk land in your inbox can be a rather annoying (to put it mildly), and one woman decided to take appropriate steps to make sure one guy wouldn't be doing it again.
Sharing her encounter to Twitter, a woman by the name of Alexandra - who uses the handle @alexandrakuri - shared screenshots of her replied to the eager gentleman, along with the caption: "absolutely thrilled with this he’s s**te himself".
In the screenshots, the man sends a picture of his power source, along with the message: "Hi. My c**k can we talk" - along with the image of a smiling emoji.
But @alexandrakuri wasn't smiling, and so decided to send a message ensuring this would be the last d*** pic the man ever sends.
Acting as an auto-reply, she typed: "AUTOREPLY: We have detected the transmission of unsolicited pornographic images of potentially illegal nature [code:36489-a]" - a very nice touch there.
The retort continues: "Your device's IP address has been forwarded to the police department pending an investigation.
"If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP".
I won't lie, this is a truly inspired response, and it certainly fooled the wannabe lothario, as he replied "STOP" twice.
In a follow-up tweet, Alexandra revealed that the fella had deleted his Twitter account:
And people were absolutely loving Alexandra's quick-thinking tactic.
One impressed Twitter user wrote: "Holy s**t you obliterated him from the Internet".
A second added: "I don’t understand why dudes think that s**t actually works or is flattering in the LEAST. It’s like 'hi my names Chad here’s my d**k' like NOOO DUDE NOO. I commend you for helping out us ladies my dear".
And one guy did the decent thing and apologized on behalf of all the men out there that thinks this behavior is okay
"Sorry you and many other females have to go through this s**t. I promise not all of us are like this," he wrote.
