Published 17:12 18 Aug 2017 GMT

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Pooping: it's an action that we all do, but normally one that we prefer not to acknowledge. Regardless of how close we are to our friends and family, or how long we've lived with our significant others, there are certain types of bathroom visits that need to stay - quite literally - behind closed doors. However, there are apparently some exceptions to the rule, as proved recently by a woman in Colorado Springs who won't stop leaving stinky surprises in public places. One family in the area spoke to news sources about how they've been terrorised by the seemingly-incontinent jogger, whom they affectionately refer to as 'the Mad Pooper'. According to them, the woman leaves a rather unpleasant gift for them in their neighbourhood "about once a week". Cathy Budde, who was alerted to the mad pooper after her kids witnessed the woman doing her business near their house, actually confronted the jogger about her actions. “I was like ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ and she was like ‘yeah sorry,'” Budde said in an interview with a local news station. “I thought for sure she was mortified, it was an accident, she’ll go get dog bag, come back clean it up, you know and never run here ever again. Not the case.” Since the initial conversation between Budde and the woman, the Mad Pooper has been spotted defecating on many occasions by several different residents in the area - and, unsurprisingly, none of them are all that happy about it. "It's just not a natural thing to do in our society," said Mark Odette, a visitor to one of the parks targeted by the Mad Pooper, "to drop your trousers and relieve yourself right there - not when there's people around, especially." The bizarre issue has become so serious that local police forces have become involved. Officers have asked Budde to snap some pictures of the jogger so that they can identify the culprit, and potentially charge her with indecent exposure and public defecation if she doesn't stop. So far, though, the woman seems intent on continuing her pooping spree. This is despite the intervention of several different people, and a public notice put up by Budde. "I put a sign on the wall that's like, 'please, I'm begging you, please stop,'" she said. The pooper's reasons for leaving butt chocolate about the place are as of yet unknown, and police are understandably baffled - especially as there's actually a public bathroom literally just a block away from where the, uh, evidence has been found. “It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” said Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.” Lt Howard Black, another official from the department, added that, "I haven't come across anything like this in 35 years with the police department." Here's the interview with Budde about the stinky offender. Who knows if the Mad Pooper will return again, and - if she does - whether her identity will ever be uncovered. However, for the sake of the Budde family, the other residents of Colorado Springs, and the Mad Pooper herself, I hope we've seen the last of her.

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Published 15:34 20 Sep 2017 GMT

There is a woman called the 'Mad Pooper' pooping all over Colorado

Tom Wood

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Pooping: it's an action that we all do, but normally one that we prefer not to acknowledge. Regardless of how close we are to our friends and family, or how long we've lived with our significant others, there are certain types of bathroom visits that need to stay - quite literally - behind closed doors. However, there are apparently some exceptions to the rule, as proved recently by a woman in Colorado Springs who won't stop leaving stinky surprises in public places. One family in the area spoke to news sources about how they've been terrorised by the seemingly-incontinent jogger, whom they affectionately refer to as 'the Mad Pooper'. According to them, the woman leaves a rather unpleasant gift for them in their neighbourhood "about once a week". Cathy Budde, who was alerted to the mad pooper after her kids witnessed the woman doing her business near their house, actually confronted the jogger about her actions. “I was like ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ and she was like ‘yeah sorry,'” Budde said in an interview with a local news station. “I thought for sure she was mortified, it was an accident, she’ll go get dog bag, come back clean it up, you know and never run here ever again. Not the case.” Since the initial conversation between Budde and the woman, the Mad Pooper has been spotted defecating on many occasions by several different residents in the area - and, unsurprisingly, none of them are all that happy about it. "It's just not a natural thing to do in our society," said Mark Odette, a visitor to one of the parks targeted by the Mad Pooper, "to drop your trousers and relieve yourself right there - not when there's people around, especially." The bizarre issue has become so serious that local police forces have become involved. Officers have asked Budde to snap some pictures of the jogger so that they can identify the culprit, and potentially charge her with indecent exposure and public defecation if she doesn't stop. So far, though, the woman seems intent on continuing her pooping spree. This is despite the intervention of several different people, and a public notice put up by Budde. "I put a sign on the wall that's like, 'please, I'm begging you, please stop,'" she said. The pooper's reasons for leaving butt chocolate about the place are as of yet unknown, and police are understandably baffled - especially as there's actually a public bathroom literally just a block away from where the, uh, evidence has been found. “It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” said Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti of the Colorado Springs Police Department. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.” Lt Howard Black, another official from the department, added that, "I haven't come across anything like this in 35 years with the police department." Here's the interview with Budde about the stinky offender. Who knows if the Mad Pooper will return again, and - if she does - whether her identity will ever be uncovered. However, for the sake of the Budde family, the other residents of Colorado Springs, and the Mad Pooper herself, I hope we've seen the last of her.

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Published 09:14 27 Sep 2017 GMT

The 'Mad Pooper' terrorizing Colorado may have a brain injury which means it's not her fault

Tom Wood

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So a little while ago, the media jumped on a story regarding a woman called the "Mad Pooper" who was running all over Colorado and defecating on people's lawns. Unsurprisingly, given the disgusting nature of the events, one family in the area decided enough was enough, and went to speak to a local news channel about the woman, saying that she left them an unpleasant gift "about once a week" when she was on her regular jogging route. This caused police to ask local residents to take a snap of the woman if they ever saw her dropping her pants. However, they have still failed to identify the assailant. But new information about the mystery pooper has emerged. According to a man claiming to be "family representative", it is not the woman's fault that she is crapping in people's yards; it is because she has suffered a traumatic brain injury and she now can't control where she does her business. The man goes on to say that the Mad Pooper would like to apologize for her actions and feels ashamed by how much coverage they are getting, he said in a since-removed YouTube video. The unidentified man then goes on to make the outlandish claim that taking a dump in someone's garden is the same as breastfeeding in public and he says that the woman's actions are protected under the First Amendment - something which is being described as a load of crap by a defense attorney Jeremy Loew. "Defecating in someone’s yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime" Loew added that the woman in question could actually be charged with indecent exposure, which could land her on the sex offender registry. The supposed spokesperson for the family also claimed that the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery, although what that has to do with any of this, I'm not too sure. He also failed to provide any verification that he is representing the family, with Loew saying that his videotaped statement was "the worst thing the family could do". "This is actually the worst thing the family could do," he said. "People all over the world are talking about this, and police will catch her. The man in the video will also have to be called into court to testify." Local people within the neighborhood that has been terrorized by the daring defecator, have also reacted to the video statement with scorn. One woman, Shirley Thevenot, said: "I breastfed all of my four children and that’s just ridiculous. As far as I’m concerned, there is no comparison between those." Another local resident, Julie Teffeteller agreed. "Breastfeeding is nourishing your child — you’re doing something to take care of someone — but pooping in someone’s lawn is only damaging," she told KRDO. It remains to be seen what will happen in the mystery of the Mad Pooper. but I reckon we can assume she won't be running around the same neighborhood anymore. Don't be surprised if she pops up near you, no lawn is safe.

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Published 11:07 25 Aug 2017 GMT

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Tom Wood

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So a little while ago, the media jumped on a story regarding a woman called the "Mad Pooper" who was running all over Colorado and defecating on people's lawns. Unsurprisingly, given the disgusting nature of the events, one family in the area decided enough was enough, and went to speak to a local news channel about the woman, saying that she left them an unpleasant gift "about once a week" when she was on her regular jogging route. This caused police to ask local residents to take a snap of the woman if they ever saw her dropping her pants. However, they have still failed to identify the assailant. But new information about the mystery pooper has emerged. According to a man claiming to be "family representative", it is not the woman's fault that she is crapping in people's yards; it is because she has suffered a traumatic brain injury and she now can't control where she does her business. The man goes on to say that the Mad Pooper would like to apologize for her actions and feels ashamed by how much coverage they are getting, he said in a since-removed YouTube video. The unidentified man then goes on to make the outlandish claim that taking a dump in someone's garden is the same as breastfeeding in public and he says that the woman's actions are protected under the First Amendment - something which is being described as a load of crap by a defense attorney Jeremy Loew. "Defecating in someone’s yard is definitely not protected under the First Amendment and it is actually a crime" Loew added that the woman in question could actually be charged with indecent exposure, which could land her on the sex offender registry. The supposed spokesperson for the family also claimed that the woman underwent gender reassignment surgery, although what that has to do with any of this, I'm not too sure. He also failed to provide any verification that he is representing the family, with Loew saying that his videotaped statement was "the worst thing the family could do". "This is actually the worst thing the family could do," he said. "People all over the world are talking about this, and police will catch her. The man in the video will also have to be called into court to testify." Local people within the neighborhood that has been terrorized by the daring defecator, have also reacted to the video statement with scorn. One woman, Shirley Thevenot, said: "I breastfed all of my four children and that’s just ridiculous. As far as I’m concerned, there is no comparison between those." Another local resident, Julie Teffeteller agreed. "Breastfeeding is nourishing your child — you’re doing something to take care of someone — but pooping in someone’s lawn is only damaging," she told KRDO. It remains to be seen what will happen in the mystery of the Mad Pooper. but I reckon we can assume she won't be running around the same neighborhood anymore. Don't be surprised if she pops up near you, no lawn is safe.

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Published 15:57 13 Jul 2020 GMT

Woman carries her poop to boyfriend's apartment after using broken toilet in lobby

Tom Wood

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I can confidently say that I am a nervous pooper. If there isn't a decent lock on the door and enough noise to drown out any particular sounds, then I will just hold it in.

Therefore, I can fully sympathize with TikTok user Eden Grant, who recently shared a video of an unfortunate toilet experience that left her "traumatized".

Eden captioned the video: "Oh. My. God. Traumatized is an understatement. I can’t go to the toilet in the same flat as my boyfriend so I went elsewhere and this happens."

The video can be seen below - I'd be mortified if this was me:

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The video opens with Grant - unable to poop in her boyfriend's apartment - moments after she had used a toilet in the lobby of his apartment building.

However, she quickly discovers it the toilet doesn't flush (Dumb & Dumber flashbacks), and it forced to don rubber gloves and allegedly remove her poop, neatly wrapping it in toilet paper.

But things go from bad to worse for Eden, who then realizes that she has been locked out of her boyfriend's apartment and is forced to get him to open the door. Her understanding partner greets her by asking: "Is that a poo in your hand?!"

Eden then runs into his bathroom and shuts the door, just as her boyfriend begins to complain about the smell.

Since posting the video to the social media platform earlier last week, it has already amassed over 1.4 million views and 260,000+ likes.

And despite being literal toilet humor, people in the comments section found the entire situation hilarious.

One TikTok user replied: "This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this app."

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