Visiting the doctor is never an enjoyable experience; there's the fact that you actually need to interact with fellow humans to even get the appointment in the first place, and then there's the wait time - I mean, if your appointment is at 3:30, don't bank on being seen before five.
The celebrities of the world, however, have the entirety of Harley Street at their disposal and are even on first-name basis with their small army of family practitioners, dermatologists and plastic-surgeons. In fact, bona fide internet sensation, Mia Khalifa, recently waxed lyrical about her latest trip to the doctors - but far from being pleased that the former porn-star was feeling better, her fans found the matter rather hilarious. You see, Mia Khalifa had been suffering from
back and neck pain for some time. And yes, that is the punchline. Naturally, the people of the internet did not hold back on offering their prognoses.
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The 24-year-old social media personality took to Instagram yesterday to post a happy photo of her with her doctor yesterday. After disclosing that she had been suffering from neck and back pain, she thanked him for allowing her to go from "not being able to turn [her] head" to having "full motion again in under an hour". In the Instagram post, Mia wrote: "Thank you @universalrehab and Dr. Regalado for fixing my neck and back today!! I was a walk-in and was seen and treated right away! Went from not being able to turn my head to full motion again in under an hour!! Follow them if y’all want to see how the magic happens."
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Now, of course, people asked her why exactly she had such terrible back and neck pain. While most people assumed that her back pain was a result of her sizeable chest, others had some interesting theories as to why Mia's neck was in so much pain.
In the comments, hundreds of people offered to personally fix Mia's back, and as one could expect there was also a barrage of crude insinuations of how the former adult actor repaid the doctor. One Instagram user wrote "Not surprised you had a bad back with the size of them watermelons", while another added, "Gee I wonder why your neck and back hurt, it certainly isn’t from your past job".
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And many people joked that the doctor was not actually a certified physician, but a porn star who would be starring in Mia's next film. One individual stated, "Ofc he tended to u right away he thought it was gonna be one of those Brazzers moments."
I mean, c'mon Mia - you knew that you'd never get away with saying that you had neck and back pain. Personally, I think that the 24-year-old has a good sense of humour,
and a knack for knowing what to say to get people talking about her. Ker-ching.
In other news,
Mia Khalifa shares a DM from the guy behind the net neutrality vote.
