An Australian sexcapade went badly wrong when a group of men armed with machetes intending to fulfill a client’s sexual fantasy accidentally broke into the wrong address, the Metro has reported.

The pair of men, who believed they had been hired to tie the owner of the property to a chair in his underwear and stroke him with a broom, had reportedly been paid $5,000 for the service.

The confusion occurred after the client, who had a “history and proclivity for engaging the services of people,” according to a local police officer, commissioned the pair without informing them that he had recently moved house. As a result, the duo startled the new owner of the house, waking him with a pair of machetes.

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According to evidence presented to a judge on the matter, the two men realized their mistake almost immediately, and apologized to the flummoxed homeowner with a hasty “sorry mate”.

They then drove the 50-or-so kilometers to the correct address, where the client cooked a breakfast of bacon, eggs, and noodles. The police arrived a short time later, arresting the men after finding the machetes in the car.

Despite the many alarming aspects of the case, it did not take long for a judge to acquit the two men of any charges of wrongdoing.

A lawyer for one of the men, Terrence Leroy, explained: “It was a commercial agreement to tie up and stroke a semi-naked man in his underpants with a broom. Entry was not with intent to intimidate.”

The judge agreed. In his statement of acquittal published earlier this month, he ruled that the men “carried the machetes either as a prop or something to use in that fantasy,” adding that “the fantasy was unscripted and there was discretion as to how it would be carried out.”

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Considering that the two men forced their way into a stranger’s address carrying massive knives, some may consider it fortunate that no further action has been taken.

If anything, this case just goes to show the value of keeping on top of your admin. Misdirected mail is one thing. Incorrectly ordered sexual services are quite another.

Men hired for sexual fantasy and armed with machetes break into wrong house