The internet is home to many weird and wonderful communities. If you delve deep enough, whole companies of clandestine activists reveal themselves, all sharing passions that polite society would dismiss out of hand. Their habits may seem alarming to the uninitiated, but can unlock a world of hidden joys and unexplored possibilities. With an open mind, you might discover something life changing. It is with this approach that I have attempted to get to grips with the world of shower orange eating.