Sleep talking is one of those things that can be incredibly creepy, or absolutely hilarious. Whether it's the mutterings from a horrific nightmare or just plain old waffle that makes no sense whatsoever, sleep talking is bizarre. If you're someone who does sleep talk, the likelihood is that you have been told by someone about your nocturnal habits. While you may try vehemently deny it, saying that those words have no relevance to your dreams, the majority of the time they would be pretty hard to make up.
One woman who regularly has to listen to her boyfriend sleep talking has decided to set up a Twitter account to log his ramblings and the results are, well, hilarious.
1. What was he doing?
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2. This sounds dark
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3. HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER
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4. Sometimes he got aggressive
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5. Never a truer word has been said
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6. Chase your dreams
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7. Well, that took a turn
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8. At least he found his apples
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9. Ah yes, that distinctive eyeball smell
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10. What on Earth is going on here?
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11. WHY THO?
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12. Stalker
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13. He's not wrong there
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14. I hate it when that happens
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15. It would be interesting, to be fair
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16. It would've been a good outfit though
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17. Never disobey the toilet
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18. A rare breed
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19. Why wouldn't you?
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20. How could they?
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21. The man is a genius!
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This guy sounds like he has some pretty crazy dreams. Thank god his girlfriend writes his ramblings down for us to enjoy. I feel like a scriptwriter might pick up on these and create quite possibly the greatest film of all time.
