We all have that friend who gets a bit philosophical after they've
had a smoke. All it takes is a few puffs, and suddenly they're planning a new business venture based on moulted cat hair, or waxing lyrical about the fact that showers are just indoor rainstorms, or debating how plausible it is that we've actually all been part of The Truman Show this whole time.
In their mind, they're probably a modern day Aristotle - but, to the rest of us, they're just another stoner rambling on about how sea lions are basically dog mermaids. And it can get old after a while.
For Twitter user @paytonwhittt, however, the stoned messages she frequently receives are the highlight of her day.
Coming from somebody she refers to as 'Xanboy', an individual who appears to spend his time smoking bowls and getting off his nut on various substances, the texts cover everything from motorcycles to rolling in the grass - and all of them are amazing...
1. Wait until he finds out about Skype
2. Positively Shakespearean
3. It is pretty mind-blowing, to be fair
4. The subconscious mind knows a lot about the opposites
5. Psychedelics + costumes = bad times
6. Time waits for no stoner
7. Asking the real questions
8. I'm sure the flower is in a better place now
9. This is why you don't drive under the influence
10. "Stayed there for like an hour or 2" nbd
11. Stoner logic is flawless
12. Yuhh
13. Back yards are just tiny forests though
Well, Xanboy seems to be having a great time in life. However, he should probably stick to grass-rolling and flower-hiding rather than driving. Just to be on the safe side.
