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This Twitter account pairs cats with heavy metal lyrics

1. No mercy from this soggy moggy

2. Child of doom and belly rubs

3. I am the founding fluffball, bearer of roundness

4. The flames of hell are nothing compared to an unwanted shower

5. Cold winds, cruel kitty

6. I am the one that summons neck scratches

7. We exit the ritual catflap

8. I am the one summoning the mighty food god

9. My burial place will be the litter tray

10. Under the bed where my owner can't reach me

11. Like every mouse I couldn't catch

12. Chasing our tails and licking our paws

13. The force of evil rises... then sleeps... then rises again

14. We scratch, hiss, purr

15. Hail the prince of naps

16. But I don't come home till someone shakes the food bag

17. All was calm and peaceful, then I had catnip

18. But also that one patch of sun to sleep in

19. No crying, just a lot of meowing at 3am

20. Gaze into my bulging eyes