
1. I'm getting mixed messages here
2. Ah yes, that famous animal: the jeopard
3. Die for success (or live trying?)
4. Is that a pencil in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?
5. J*zz addict and proud
6. At midnight she turns back into a giraffe
7. Come again?
8. I suggest you rethink this
9. To be fair, the packets of cigarettes also tell you not to smoke
10. When life gives you lemons... make orange juice?
11. No thank you
12. I mean, I knew he could shoot webs from his wrist, but this is going too far
13. This doesn't say what they think it says
14. You couldn't have put it the other way around?
15. Maybe the guy just has long hair and the girl is kinda hench
16. You had ONE job
17. Actually I wanted the 3st floor
18. Anally what?
19. Happy birtday, here's your preset
20. Good luck getting home drunk
21. Um, ok?
22. That clears it up, thanks
Congratulations for making it to the end without your head exploding. Not many people could have handled that. Now what are you waiting for? Go grab some lemons and make yourself some orange juice.